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Subject: 301 signs that you play too much halo.

Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth, you'd get a lot of free games.

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

when there is a flood warning you grab your shotgun

  • 02.04.2005 3:07 PM PDT
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Posted by: Captain_Kill

89) when you can take out a ghost from 30 yards with a plasma grenade.



Ha.... I'm guilty of that one.....

Oh yeah, mastchef99, I'm not going to hell 'cause this is my only post.

[Edited on 2/23/2005 10:11:20 AM]

  • 02.04.2005 3:50 PM PDT

._____Metal
/..}-/-{..\
I.X....X.I..... Jets: Check
.T_V_T......Chargers: Check
...****........Colts: -blam!- them....

You call your hunched-over Granpa on oxygen a Grunt.

  • 02.05.2005 4:51 PM PDT
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bump!

  • 02.07.2005 8:11 PM PDT
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[color=yellow]THE ULTIMATE ONE:[/color] When you think of examples why you play Halo too much! (TOP THAT FOO'S!)

  • 02.14.2005 4:57 PM PDT
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You know what this reminds me of? "You might be a redneck if..."

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# who knows! how about you know you play halo too much when you see the faces of the covenant youve killed in your sleep and you hear there screams and or squeels.

  • 02.14.2005 5:46 PM PDT
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Im Guilty of 28 i lost two over damn games lol

  • 02.14.2005 7:20 PM PDT
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LOL omg these are funny!

  • 02.14.2005 9:04 PM PDT
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# unknown, when u choose halo2 over going to your best friends birthday party.

  • 02.14.2005 9:05 PM PDT
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g2g send me a message... if anyone is still here...

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When you throw your Chuwawa on the ground after it's licking you because you thought it was a Flood infection form trying to infect you

  • 02.15.2005 2:34 PM PDT
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(this is getting silly)(the last 2 pages were pretty stupid[18+19])

-when you've read every singlepost 3 times...
-when you don't 'play' halo (if you do just "play" halo, get a life)...
-when you are the only one that can handle the discoveries i have made(i will say no more on this subject)...
-when you set up and create programs for genetic research(i have said enough on this as well)...

[Edited on 2/16/2005 12:04:53 PM]

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When you get genetic enhancements and bone grafts...

  • 02.17.2005 7:33 AM PDT
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You have to take a whiz for like 2 hours but will not stop playing Halo long enough to relieve yourself. My teeth are floating, but I am racking up the kills.

  • 02.17.2005 6:58 PM PDT
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(assuming that each page has 30 posts we set this at # 300)

#1200when the words "Litle people first! comes out of your mouth whenever your mom starts yelling...

#1201 When you slow down your speech and reverse it because "Ohg og og" sounds cooler than "Go go go!"

[Edited on 2/18/2005 7:42:17 PM]

  • 02.18.2005 7:25 PM PDT
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96) U write down on ur battle rifle sticky notes that u bought from bungie.net team slayer match at 3:00 and then Team skirmish game at 3:07 and then Rumble Pit at 3:14

97)Ur MSN icon is ur halo2 icon that u proudly made

98)Ur AIM screenname is spartan4life or 2ELITE4U or BruteTilIDIE or Flood4EVA

  • 02.18.2005 8:54 PM PDT
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When you get mad at the game, throw down the controller, and then say i am never playing this game again. And then just like and Alsheimer (spelling) patient, you pick it up as if nothing happened.

  • 02.19.2005 6:32 AM PDT
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Also, you've beaten the game on EASY, HARD, HEROIC, and LEGENDARY.....twice.

(GUILTY of this)

  • 02.19.2005 9:16 AM PDT
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When Robocop doesn't stand a chance against you.

  • 02.22.2005 9:43 AM PDT
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When you download the Halo soundtrack into your xbox and play GTA with it.
When you rather play Halo 2 than sleep. for a few days...
When you think that Halo 2 is better than Halo 1 and when your friends come to play at your house they realize you've been playing Halo 1 all this time because you had mistakenly put the Halo: CE disk in the Halo 2 metal box and didn't realize it...and didn't care...it was so much better than Halo 1.
When you get totally ticked off at the dude that posted a total erroneous cg redition of the Half Life guy beating Master Chief with the crow bar. We all know he couldn't even get through his shield with that weak crowbar. Punk!
When you buy Halo christmas postcards for your whole family.
When your little 2 year old girl laughs and screams and says "Shoot em Daddy" as I shoot the heck out of those grunts.

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When you have the time to read through 19 pages of this...

If you get into an accident with a hummer and think to yourself, okay, load last checkpoint.

When you join a sorority/frat because it advertises a "Halo LAN Party!" (happened to my dormmate)

[Edited on 2/23/2005 1:41:44 PM]

  • 02.23.2005 1:37 PM PDT
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You changed your name to Master Chief

When you see a blue lightbulb makeing a humming noise you shoot it and yell "Traitor!"

When you talk to the marines

When you go to the pet store and ask the owner if they have a Grunt in stock.

When your working on a shed you say "pass the energy sword."

[Edited on 2/23/2005 8:08:21 PM]

  • 02.23.2005 8:07 PM PDT
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[color=green] #7777 when all of your posts have nothing to do with anything[/color]

  • 02.25.2005 4:19 AM PDT
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you know when you play too much halo when...

when your teacher asks you what you did on summer vacation you say i saved the earth from hostile aliens with state of the art weaponry.

when you talk like smeagal and say (the precious,I have saved the earths's from the precious)


[Edited on 2/25/2005 3:45:35 PM]

  • 02.25.2005 3:43 PM PDT