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Subject: 301 signs that you play too much halo.
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When you wear a hat that says Halo 2 on it every day (guilty)

when your asked by a friend if you would like to go to The Library you scream "NOT AGAIN...YOUR NOT TAKING ME BACK...." and run in the oppisite direction as fast as you can

when you have a lan prty that lasts more than 7 days

[Edited on 3/24/2005 4:38:19 PM]

  • 03.24.2005 3:18 PM PDT
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When you think a baketball is one of those little floods.

  • 03.24.2005 6:21 PM PDT
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When u want to go up in the back of a pick-up and start shooting everything that is blue or red.
"Grandma Get Out of the Way!!"

When u want to get someone from a car and the steal the car itslef AND then try to splatter him with his own car....btw I only lack attention, I'm not a psycho...lol

  • 03.24.2005 7:46 PM PDT
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When you use more words on the Bungie forums every day then you do in real life...

  • 03.25.2005 9:07 AM PDT
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omg u ppl are sad. go get a life please.

  • 03.25.2005 4:32 PM PDT
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the name, Babypuncher is taken seriously

  • 03.25.2005 6:53 PM PDT
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your at lunch with your friends and all your do is pretend your hiting th stand by button and assasinating them

  • 03.25.2005 10:56 PM PDT
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you think Halo 2 on xbox live is a social event

  • 03.25.2005 10:57 PM PDT
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When U pick up a pistol and shoot a grunt once and chase it for hours

When u start thinking about halo costatly

When u start to "Feel" The Envrioment as u play

(I saw this form Some one else) When u sit down for dinner pick up ur fork and look at ur spoon and in the corner of ur eye u see
Hold X to Swap For Spoon
Hold Y to dule Weild

When u start nameing objects in ur room/house after various Cariters in the Games

When it seems ur entier life depends on the next halo game comeing out

and When u change ur desktop wallpaper to various Halo themes daily

  • 03.26.2005 12:14 AM PDT

Three Bars & Three Stars

-Always Hope

NUMBER ?????

PART1)When you insist that someone draw-up the actually design specs of all the Human Armor, Weapons, and Vehicles from Halo 1 and Halo 2

PART2)Become President and force all the branches of the military to unite to become the UNSC

PART3)Then have the UNSC create all of the Human Armor, Weapons, and Vehicles from H1 and H2, and make them today's standards

PART4)Finally, use your Presidential Power once more to have Mars colonized and renamed Reach

PART5)Have your X-Box Live Gamertag to do with Halo (guilty)

  • 03.26.2005 12:50 AM PDT
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1)When u have devoted over 50% of ur PC's Memory to Halo Rescharch
2)When Every time u see a Bug u suddlely think "Oh Dam it a drone!"
3)When U can make a ghost Glide in the open air for 60 seconds without cheats, mods, or Easter eggs.
4)When U stay up past 5 am playing halo
5)When u go to eat u try to take off a Helment
Gulity of 1, 3, 4, and only once 5

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  • 03.26.2005 1:14 AM PDT
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When Ur told to think about some thing else u start to hum the Halo Them song (Gulity)
When U play a X-box game with custom coltrols they all match ur Halo & halo 2 setings (Gulity)

When u play halo 2 U constantly Think about what wepons would best match what Player (Gulity)

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# ???: When you and your and your freinds play ctf in your back yard, you use guns and dress up like MC

# ????: When yuo understand why every single one of these examples means you've been playing to much halo

  • 03.26.2005 1:38 PM PDT

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Halo2: $55
Halo: $30
XboxLive: $80
Owning a ton of people: priceless
masterchief, may i ask what the hell ur doin on that ship!"
"sir, waiting for halo3"
halo 3 flood models! http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?jimmy%20ol%20boy

if u have read every single post in this subject.

  • 03.26.2005 9:20 PM PDT
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When ur Entier life revolves around Halo & Halo 2

  • 03.27.2005 9:31 PM PDT
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When you pick your girlfriend up for a date and tell her to ride in the gunner seat.

edit:
When you take the time to find this website and become a member.

[Edited on 3/28/2005 10:08:32 AM]

  • 03.28.2005 10:05 AM PDT


Posted By: Recon 54

Acting like pre and post pubescent idiots who feel confident behind Internet anonymity? Even though it's applicable to the majority of our members, we ask that they not do that here.

1when u have been punished and banned from xbox and use ur fathers office internet to connect because you are a halo live junkie

2when u play halo 1 halo 2 beat all the modes 501 times. get golden everything in halo 2 single player campaign multiplayer lan match live and mod.

3when u think that MC is god and that he is the savior and he has come to rescue u in the form of Xbox Live

4when u think of making a forum about the signs of playing halo 2 way too much

5when u sit in a car in a driver's test and u get ur hands in the position to drive a worthog (joystick).
guilty of 1 and bro is guilty of 5

  • 03.28.2005 10:52 AM PDT
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96) When you search for Halo out in space
97)When you daydream of halo in school
98)when you have every halo accesory imaginable
99)when the only thing you talk about is halo
100)when you know every glitch or bug in the game
101)When your a level 50 in every playlist

Some times im guilty of #97

  • 03.28.2005 2:45 PM PDT
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Posted by: alienaeter13
96) When you search for Halo out in space

done that...many times.

-when you post mostly realistic signs that could accualy happen
-when you know that the planet that has been named reach is realy in the guiness book of world records 2005 for being the closest extrasolar planet (at least i think so.)
-when you write a fan-fic
-when you can chant every part of every halo songs with chants, exactly the way it sounds on the soundtrack(exept the high stuff on halo 2 soundtrack vol. 1)
-when you know that NASA has created a suit that has the same purpose as MJOLNIR armor (but it is extremely large and ineficient)
-when you think out plans for an early version of MJOLNIR armor
-when you have studied electronics to plan the circutry and components needed for such an advanced system as MJOLNIR armor
-when you have researched genetics to learn about sertin markers that are characteristcs of stronger humans
-when you know how to spell MJOLNIR
-when everything that is in this post is TRUE (not lying)

  • 03.28.2005 4:17 PM PDT
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96) When you join the army just to gain the status Master Chief Petty Officer

97) When you name your computer cortana

98) When you wear under wear with little spartans and elites all over it.

99) When you quit your job to play house with your Halo action figures

100) When you make 100 signs that you play to much halo.

101) When you refuse to buy any other first person shooters, claiming it would be heresy to the great gods of Halo

102) When you make MJOLNIR (dont really know spelling) armor out of pop cans and run around public places claiming "the covenant are coming, the covenant are coming"

103) When you have a bracelet that says WWMCD? (what would master chief do?)

104) When your first instinct to someone saying "Halo" is lets play.

105) When you see an angel your scared to go near it, claiming the covenant might set it off, causing massive destruction.

106) When a flash flood no longer means increasing of the water levl rapidly.
Finally, i would like to thank the creator of this topic for wasting 10 minutes of my retarded life,

107) When you only drink mountain dew because they sponsor Halo2

  • 03.28.2005 7:56 PM PDT
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explaining number 104) angels have halos

  • 03.28.2005 7:59 PM PDT
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x) U r writing in this forum

  • 03.28.2005 8:21 PM PDT
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You get bored of Halo.

  • 03.28.2005 8:52 PM PDT
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When everything in your house is related to Halo

When you buy the master chief armor

When you run around screaming "We're all gonna die, the Covenant are coming."

When you read the Halo novels and since the dates are in the future, you believe the Covenant will come.

When you have Halo Parties at your house at least 4 times a week

When you play Halo by yourself trying to find glitches

When you invite your friends , who suck at halo, over and play them just for fun

When you can draw a Covenant elite and the master chief like an artist

When you buy a van or truck, and you have tvs and xboxes in the back, like a drivable halo party

When you join the army just because of Halo

When you spend practicly your whole life trying to be in the Bungie team

When your the highest ranked player in the world

When you make up a religion just for Halo

  • 03.28.2005 9:00 PM PDT
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# ? When you spend your time making up reasons that you play too much halo.

  • 03.28.2005 10:55 PM PDT