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Subject: 301 signs that you play too much halo.
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175)u get kicked off Xbox live because u r 2 good

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176) you play until you fall asleep from your neighbor hitting you in the back of the head at 3:30 in the morning.

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177) you can play with 2 controllers and still beat the newbies

178) you can kill a moving warthog gunner with each sniper bullet

179) when asked what's your favorite campaign level, you can't give an answer because all you do is non coop multiplayer 24/7

180) you rule multiplayer games with only using melee attacks and no invisibility

181) you have to play team multiplayer 12 to 1 one to give the opposing team a fair chance

182) when you write a 100 page report explaining how all the bungie games fit into the halo universe. (almost guilty of that one)

183) Bungie hires you to test Halo 2

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u fall assleep whil playin multiplayer & u find when u wake up u hav beeten everyone when it was 100 against u

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185) when you are watching the movie at the end of legendary and when the elite touches the dudes butt it makes you orgasmic

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186.) You kill yourself expecting to to respawn with a pistol.

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186) U can't get through 1 sentence without saying something related to halo

187) U sing along with the music in halo

188) U manage to win in MP by standing in the middle not making any attempt to use cover,
sniping with the plasma pistol]

189) When the only books u normally read are the halo manual and/or the halo series

190) When u can get a shade stuck on the BOTTOM of a platform

191) When somebody mentions bungee jumping, u think of jumping off the highest building of bungie studios

192) When someone says "u are playing too much halo", u have to go look it up in the dictionary

192.1) When u scream in agony if someone says they don't like halo

192.2) When u try to use ur car to push u through a locked door

192.3) when u do something real stupid at school and then try to revert-to-saved

192.4) When u can kill an elite with ur mind

192.5) When u get scared of going to the local library

192.6) When u run out of shells for the tank

192.7) When u need new grav pods for the banshee

192.8) When u run out of fuel rods 4 the banshee


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193.) You design and build the Pillar of Autumn.
194.)You build a cheap little helmet that is worth less than $200 that looks like crap.
195.)Your wedding is in the lobby of Bungie studios.
196.) You call the HQ of Hummer and ask them when the Warthog model is coming out.
198.) You go to sign up for the military and are puzzled because you can't find the UNSC.
199.)You have beaten the game on every difficulty level on 21 different names.
200.)You miss your wedding day because you are in the middle of the Assult on the Control Room on legendary.
201.) (Girls) You die from Toxic Shock Syndrom because you are to busy playing halo to change your -tampans

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202) When your grades drop in school and instead of drawing doodles of ur meanest teachers they involve ur teacher being fragged by MC with a blow to the head by a rocket launcher and you become a insomniac from play Halo 24 hours a day.

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203) you've beaten legendary campaign, and have the highest score on every XBox in your community

204) you've hacked the game so you can be the Elite against MC in singleplayer

205) They have a picture of you and your game name in the dictionary under Halo

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206) You see something on the ground you want so you look for the X button

207) When you have seven halo manuals

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208) when u own over 10 controllers even though you only have one xbox just in case a LAN party doesnt have enoough

209) when you consider "spawn-killer" the worst thing you could call somebody

210) when a heavenly sound comes from the ceiling every time you say "halo"

211) you took the halo off of your little sisters angel halloween costume and wear it when playing

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212)When someone asks you what books of the Bible you've read you say "The Fall of Reach, The Flood, and First Strike".

213)When at a LAN party of a 16 player team slayer, your the only one one team red.

214)When at a 16 player Free for All you win, 50-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0

215)When you've preordered both Halo2 and Halo2LE when you have only one Xbox.

216)When everything in your room is somehow related to halo.

217)The only toys you have are halo toys.

218)When you have enough halo toys to recreate EVERY halo level at the SAME time.

219)When you buy the nightmare armor and never take it off for anything cept shower, bathroom, and food.

220)When you can win a 16 player CTF 15 vs. you with 20 flags aganist 0 flags for the enemy with your back to the tv.

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221) when u start this thread

this thread should have been called: 301 signs that you don't have a life.

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When you're in class supposedly learning about Interface Design Modules and all you can do is puruse the Halo forums and screenshot updates when your teacher isn't looking.

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222.) When you're in class supposedly learning about Interface Design Modules and all you can do is puruse the Halo forums and screenshot updates when your teacher isn't looking.

-sorry...forgot the number-

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when you are guilty for about 200 of these or more...i am.....

223. When you start dating your Xbox, but then break up with it on Nov. 9th (or 11th)...have your parents drive you to school in a jeep with no back, and a gun to hang on to..

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224) your fingers have blisters from playing to much

225) you have already thought of 23 diseases that you could come down with on Nov

226) you get mad at people that put stupid things up here

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227. When you see pillows in your house as flood infection forms.

228. When all you listen to is the Halo Soundtrack.

229.When Halo PC is better than Xbox ; )

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230. when you can play the whole game and beat it in 30 minties and not get shot once

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231. You tape an Xbox controler to your wrist since you refuse to move around without the joysticks.

232.When you draw little pictures of the Master Chief when the answer to a question in maths is 117

233. When you draw little pictures of the Monitor when the answer to a question in maths is 343

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you can run and gun with a SR killing every moving target that gets within your cross hairs

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235) All you ever listen to is the Halo Theme battle music. Over and over again.

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236: You spend trillions of dollars to build a full size halo complete with flood and put it into space with hopes of the covenant finding it

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[color=yellow] (237) IF YOU WACK OFF TO HALO [/color]


[color=green] (238) IF YOU HAVE MILLIONS OF STUFFED HALO DOLLS AND YOU SLEEP WITH THEM, EAT WITH THEM, AND GAME WITH THEM. [/COLOR]


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