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268. Carpal Tunnel Syndrome has left you with useless gobs of flesh at the ends of your appendages, and you can still beat halo on legendary without a scracth on MC's shiny armor.
269. You have found a cure for the dreaded Thumb Rash (also known as 'Halo Finger'), a debilitating disease that makes playing Halo, or any other game, agony, by mixing together various plastics found in items available at the bungie.net Store.
270. You play Halo so much, that you refer to yourself as a Halologist. I, personally, am a Halologist who majored in the fields of Floodology, Guilty Spark hint-hunting, and Elitespeak.