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Subject: 301 signs that you play too much halo.
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you make boring, un origional posts like these, the kind of which i have seen countless times! get real people! if you visit this site, you probably play to much halo!

  • 09.18.2004 1:08 AM PDT
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Posted by: Chuckles 117
283) you have more than 3 halo screens for your desktop


My brother has about 15. XD

  • 09.18.2004 12:20 PM PDT
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When you explode if someone says they don't know what Halo is.

  • 09.18.2004 1:01 PM PDT
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you make boring, un origional posts like these, the kind of which i have seen countless times! get real people! if you visit this site, you probably play to much halo!

Shishka has laid down the law on comments like these. When the new mystical powers arrive, comments such as these could mean a temporary ban. My advice to you fellow user is to steer clear of threads that displease you. Let them be. You are not the only user of this forum. So please, play nice!

  • 09.18.2004 1:20 PM PDT
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289) You squat on everything you kill.
290) When a lone Grunt sticks you with grenade and you sit there motionless for 2 hours.
291) That a targeting rectile is still seen when you aren't playing Halo.

  • 09.18.2004 3:23 PM PDT
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292. The targeting reticule you see turns red when your school teachers enter it.

[Edited on 9/18/2004 6:00:18 PM]

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293) Halo theme song plays over and over in your head.

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294) when someone says " whats halo" and u imagine urself meleeing him in the back of the head and squatting on him for 2 minutes, while u bytch slap him

  • 09.18.2004 7:51 PM PDT
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295) when the voices in your head that used to tell u to kill people, tell u to kill grunts

296) when ur in church and everytime the preacher says halo u flinch.

297) your bumper sticker is, " my other car is a warthog"

298) you buy a jeep and paint it rough green

299) you visit this site more than 5 seperate times a day

300) u get to thius many reasons for the question

301) yay i'm 301!

  • 09.18.2004 7:55 PM PDT
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Posted by: King Snipe
291) That a targeting rectile is still seen when you aren't playing Halo.


i played halo for like i dont rember the excact time 7 hours i think and i could see flashes of the AR reticle somtimes blue somtimes red it was wierd

  • 09.18.2004 8:10 PM PDT
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woah, 301 reasons, even though 301 wasnt really a reason

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real 301) you p0onder the logic of a car being blasted for 20 seconds from some genades

302!!!) you wonder why MC dies after 4 seconds of falling, but a regular human can live till he hitds the gound

  • 09.18.2004 8:15 PM PDT
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301+ 2) When Cortana begins to talk to you in the game instead of the MC

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301+3 When something scares you and you reach for your AR

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301+4) When your halo game CD has melted inside your xbox

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301+5) when u seriously consider cutting out the back and the doors of your car, install a chain gun, and paint it green

  • 09.19.2004 9:11 AM PDT
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305)+6 You beat the Campaign Mode 301 times in a row on Legendary.

  • 09.19.2004 10:26 AM PDT
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301+7) You design paintball parks to be exactly like the Multiplayer levels in Halo

301+8) You design paintball guns exactly like the Halo weapons

301+9) You see your real life freinds, enemies, and neutrals as halo characters, and deal with them accordingly

301+10) You hear Cortana talk to you in your head in real life, and she gives you good advice when she does.



i'm compiling all these into 1 document, would anyone know who to send it to, so it can be available to the public?

  • 09.20.2004 8:23 AM PDT
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301+11) The MC's HUD indicators are burned into your screen

301+12) The HUD indicators are burned into your retina

301+13) You know you are going to have to clean up tons of your drool on November 9th

301+14) You sound like MC, and talk even less

  • 09.22.2004 6:55 AM PDT
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301+15) your friends have beaten you up countless times becuz u cant stop answering their questions in Gruntese.

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301 + 16) When your walking around you can see little crosshairs

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when you try to kill every guy on the street by the back with your pistol

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301+18) When you post more than 301 signs you play too much Halo

301+19) You've made contact with the covenant and told them how to get to earth so you can kick their -BLAM-s

  • 09.23.2004 7:39 AM PDT