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Subject: 301 signs that you play too much halo.
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486. You play bowling for reds with a warthog against 15 other players.
487. Telling your friends that someone doesn't know what Nov. 9th is, and having them jump up instantly wondering who they are about to kill.
488. Playing Kick the Can (ie shoot the warthog with rockets and nades)
489. Get 470 kills in a capture the flag by sniping. Wishing you had won almost 10 slayer games instead.

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490: When you saw reason 343 you automaticly thought of the annoying robot 343 guilty spark that you just keep on shooting it with a shotgun but it wont die! it wont die! ( cries for 15 minutes) sorry.

491: When your older brother starts yelling at you for talking about halo and calling concerts cortannas.

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492: When we get to 492 reasons why we all play Halo too much.

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493: when instead of opening the car door your hands twitch for the X button

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Posted by: amon master
493: when instead of opening the car door your hands twitch for the X button


Hahahah. I actually started laughing at that one.

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494: You mourn for your great-great-great grandchildren because they will likely die when the Covenant attack Earth.
495: Any squishy noises, no matter if they come from vending machine or a cockroach, instantly cause you to reach for a non-existant Shotgun.
496: You've seriously told someone that we're all doomed when the Covenant glass the planet.
497: You're fluent in all Covenant Dialects and refuse to speak English until a translator is hired for you at work/school.
498: You're able to recite almost all of the major dialogues of every single character, including in-game and cutscenes, in the correct voice.

[Guilty of 498 for Covenant and cutscenes.]

[Edited on 10/2/2004 9:54:45 PM]

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Posted by: Rikimaru
419) When your bored of it.


Blasphemy!!

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499. When you call your Xbox your Halo Box
500! When you've started building a shelter for when the Covenant arive
501. when people talk about how Moses had a Covenant with God, you think. An alliance of alien races are the love child of a prophet and God?!?!?!

[Edited on 10/2/2004 10:51:19 PM]

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502:You dream about Halo,Halo2.

(guilty of it)

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503: When in religion class you start to talk about the Covenant

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503.When your friends hand out Halo disk out to total stranges saying that its a training simulator for when the Covenant do come..

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504: when u get this far on a thread

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"Bother", said Pooh, as he chambered another round.

You memorized all the Halo script lines...Guilty!

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When you mod your copy of FSW to allow you to play as a team of marines in New Mosbassa
When you read something new on the Weekly update, you say "But I heard that weeks ago"
When you don't put numbers because it takes away your valuble playing time.

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505 (506) when you walk around in Halo, hitting things with the back of your assult rifle looking for new sounds... (trust me) bungie was SICK with making sounds for every material in the game.... the warthog has like 5 diffrent sounds when you hit it...

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509) When I post this instead of doing my English homework.....

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510. You went into the curch of covonant with an assault rifle and killed everyone over seven feet tall and several migits.
511. You went into the public library with a shotgun, killed everybody and broke all the keyborda in the library pressing x trying to oben doors.

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512.when you call your computer/sister Cortana

[Edited on 10/3/2004 12:10:31 PM]

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513. You've created elaborate diaramas out of cardboard of every level, multiplayer, and single player, complete with action figures to show the positions of enemies.
514. You've attempted to act out a level using said diarama.

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515) When this is on your car.


[Edited on 10/3/2004 1:14:39 PM]

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515) when a question on a test asks, " what is an example of artificial plasma" and you answer, a plasma grenade.

516) when your principal bans everyone from talking about halo because of # 515.


(both of these are 100 percent true)

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517) When you believe you can't play too much halo.

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Posted by: EarthScorpion
When you mod your copy of FSW to allow you to play as a team of marines in New Mosbassa.


That's not a bad idea!

518) When instead of actually looking through the scope of a rifle, you try to press an imaginary joystick

(I know, I've got nuthin')

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519)When you've worn out one Xbox, four controllers, a copy of Halo. Then you replace all of them after sacraficing the others as offerings at your Halo shrine.

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520) when youve played the halo RTS and 3rd person shooter

521) Youve flood proophed your body

522) You search for the great great great great grandfather of John 117

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