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Subject: Shrek v.s Chief

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If Shrek was outfitted with Mjolnir armour: could he beat Master Chief? (in a fight that is)

  • 10.12.2011 9:41 AM PDT

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Definitely Shrek. Ogres>Humans With Mjolnir he would be unstoppable.

  • 10.12.2011 10:06 AM PDT


Posted by: dahuterschuter
Definitely Shrek. Ogres>Humans With Mjolnir he would be unstoppable.

Shrek is fat and slow though. Spartans are lightning fast with lightning reflexs. I doubt Shrek would even get the chance to hit him, let alone do any serious damage.
Think of Shrek as a weak Hunter...

[Edited on 10.12.2011 10:21 AM PDT]

  • 10.12.2011 10:19 AM PDT

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Posted by: Simse11
Posted by: dahuterschuter
Definitely Shrek. Ogres>Humans With Mjolnir he would be unstoppable.

Shrek is fat and slow though. Spartans are lightning fast with lightning reflexs. I doubt Shrek would even get the chance to hit him, let alone do any serious damage.
Think of Shrek as a weak Hunter...

Shrek is a lot less slow than you think. Look at his reaction time with the soldiers in the arena. Actually any time Shrek has to throw down he's quick on the draw.

  • 10.12.2011 10:22 AM PDT

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Posted by: dahuterschuter
Posted by: Simse11
Posted by: dahuterschuter
Definitely Shrek. Ogres>Humans With Mjolnir he would be unstoppable.

Shrek is fat and slow though. Spartans are lightning fast with lightning reflexs. I doubt Shrek would even get the chance to hit him, let alone do any serious damage.
Think of Shrek as a weak Hunter...

Shrek is a lot less slow than you think. Look at his reaction time with the soldiers in the arena. Actually any time Shrek has to throw down he's quick on the draw.


Shrek (voiced by Mike Myers) had massive beer kegs and Donkey (voiced by Eddie Murphy)that time. I'd doubt they'd be fighting in quite the same circumstances. I've always wondered how the drop ships and elevators in ReaCH managed to hold the weight of 1-6 Spartans all with Mjolnir (like 2 or 3 tonnes each). If shrek had Mjilnor then would it actually be possible for someone (even a Spartan) to move him?

  • 10.12.2011 10:37 AM PDT

Only id Chief BXR-ed him. lol

  • 10.12.2011 10:39 AM PDT

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Posted by: TomMcCool05
Shrek (voiced by Mike Myers) had massive beer kegs and Donkey (voiced by Eddie Murphy)that time. I'd doubt they'd be fighting in quite the same circumstances. I've always wondered how the drop ships and elevators in ReaCH managed to hold the weight of 1-6 Spartans all with Mjolnir (like 2 or 3 tonnes each). If shrek had Mjilnor then would it actually be possible for someone (even a Spartan) to move him?

Not talking about situational advantages, because you can pull those out on both sides by saying Chief used terrain and had Marines or Arby.

As for Shrek's size, he's about the same height as an Elite in the mid seven feet range, but weighs something like 350-400lbs. With Mjolnir on it would boost that weight even more. As far as size and sturdiness goes he's got something on Chief. And Size=\=Slow as Brutes show.

And why did you mention the voice actors?

[Edited on 10.12.2011 10:45 AM PDT]

  • 10.12.2011 10:44 AM PDT
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I dont even belive that a SM cant defeat a spartan...shrek would be halo'd in the first second his fight starts.

  • 10.12.2011 10:53 AM PDT

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Posted by: dahuterschuter
Posted by: TomMcCool05
Shrek (voiced by Mike Myers) had massive beer kegs and Donkey (voiced by Eddie Murphy)that time. I'd doubt they'd be fighting in quite the same circumstances. I've always wondered how the drop ships and elevators in ReaCH managed to hold the weight of 1-6 Spartans all with Mjolnir (like 2 or 3 tonnes each). If shrek had Mjilnor then would it actually be possible for someone (even a Spartan) to move him?

Not talking about situational advantages, because you can pull those out on both sides by saying Chief used terrain and had Marines or Arby.

As for Shrek's size, he's about the same height as an Elite in the mid seven feet range, but weighs something like 350-400lbs. With Mjolnir on it would boost that weight even more. As far as size and sturdiness goes he's got something on Chief. And Size=\=Slow as Brutes show.

And why did you mention the voice actors?


Cause Shrek is one fat mofo! And I mentioned the voice actors for later reference and due credit.

  • 10.12.2011 2:18 PM PDT

Shrek vs Chief? omg this is so silly XD the ginger bread man in mjolnir would win.

  • 10.12.2011 2:30 PM PDT

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Posted by: dude1120 v1
Shrek vs Chief? omg this is so silly XD the ginger bread man in mjolnir would win.


Are you implying that i'm silly?! Cause that sir is Offensive. Offensive Bias!!!

  • 10.12.2011 2:44 PM PDT