Well slap my balls and call me Santa, I've got lizard tits!
Posted by: dahuterschuter
Posted by: TomMcCool05
Shrek (voiced by Mike Myers) had massive beer kegs and Donkey (voiced by Eddie Murphy)that time. I'd doubt they'd be fighting in quite the same circumstances. I've always wondered how the drop ships and elevators in ReaCH managed to hold the weight of 1-6 Spartans all with Mjolnir (like 2 or 3 tonnes each). If shrek had Mjilnor then would it actually be possible for someone (even a Spartan) to move him?
Not talking about situational advantages, because you can pull those out on both sides by saying Chief used terrain and had Marines or Arby.
As for Shrek's size, he's about the same height as an Elite in the mid seven feet range, but weighs something like 350-400lbs. With Mjolnir on it would boost that weight even more. As far as size and sturdiness goes he's got something on Chief. And Size=\=Slow as Brutes show.
And why did you mention the voice actors?
Cause Shrek is one fat mofo! And I mentioned the voice actors for later reference and due credit.