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Subject: The Communities Average Joes Edition: dmbfan09

Hello, I'm Mr AwesomePizza. I like pizza and I'm a man. Reasoning for the name. I like to listen to the classics of music, write poetry, play video games, and much much more. I'm always down for a nice chat, so please hit me up for some conversation.

After seeing Commanders weekly review, I decided that it was time for something else to come back as well. That's right, the average Joes! Me and Bricy are redoing the whole thing because we thought that it was needed to be put out again. If you have any advise at all, put it in this thread
Q: Alright, How are you doing today? Have you done anything extraordinary? Are you planning on doing anything amazing today?

dmbfan09: I'm doing just super. Today was just about as ordinary as any other Tuesday: Woke up, rode my bike, took a shower, went to work, designed some stuff, got a patent, won the Nobel Peace Prize, got a Pulitzer and then went home and had lunch.

I'm sure some of that was true.

Q: Dang dmb! How are you able juggle this busy lifestyle of yours? I always thought that Bungie keeps their ninjas locked up in the basement. Is this still true or have they modified it slightly?

dmbfan09: I'm part of the work-release program that Bungie instituted a few years back, you may have heard of it in the papers. It is called "Inside-Out". Since Achronos can offer the ninja's services at such low wages, other companies cannot compete and on some occasions bribe Achronos so he will not bid on jobs. This is where Achilles comes in. You see, he was a big-time banker on the outside and knows how to launder money.

Of course, Achilles escaped with all of the money; so now I have to wear one of those ankle things at all times.

I hope to see my friend again one day.

Zihuatanejo...

Q: I'm sorry for your friend Zihuatanejo... If you ever need someone to talk to, just call 555-5555-Thisisarealnumberbro. Well Dmb, this might strike you strange but if you were to place your money on a fight between Foman and Duardo, who would you place your money on and why?

dmbfan09: Foman, because I take all of my boxing advice from Lt. Frank Drebin.

<.<
>.>

Q: Interesting. Now that we know you take your advice from Lt. Frank Drebin, did you have to box your way to become a ninja? If so, who did you have to box?

dmbfan09: Well, I didn't have to "box" anybody; but I'm pretty sure I just annoyed Reiginko to the point that he ended up nominating me when the time came so he didn't have to put up with my many PMs throughout the day.

You see, when I first became a moderator, there were (if I recall correctly) only 8 moderators on Bungie.net. Of those 8, Reiginko was the only one that was not from the US. Being an early-rising east coast American, he was really the only moderator I could inform of rule-breaking threads (this was also long before a "report" button). I'd get pretty sick of me as well.

Q: Very interesting! Now that we got that handled with, I need to know what would you do if urk proposed to you by the swan lake? Yes or no? The community gots to know.

dmbfan09: No, for two reasons:
1. I'm a guy.
2. I'm already married.

Q: Okay, how did you find Bungie.net?

dmbfan09: Well, I played Halo: Combat Evolved over a friend's house and enjoyed it. When I had seen the cinematic trailer for Halo 2 before a showing of Spider-Man 2, I figured I should check it out.

I attempted to sign up for Bungie.net at that point, but the Live system was down or something. After a couple of weeks I remember to go back and create an account.

That's all I've got to say about that.

Q: Did your friend make a BNET account as well? If he did, does he still go onto the the forums?

dmbfan09: Not that I am aware.

A weird thing happened one time when I had slept over his house when we were younger, though. He woke me up in the middle of the night flipping out and saying, "My sister was abducted by aliens!" I of course just said he was crazy, but he just kept going on and on about aliens and stuff. I don't know, his sister was never found.

I heard he works for the FBI now.


Q: That sounds very strange... Well dmb we only have time for one more question. How did you like interview? Any words of inspiration you want to give out to the community?

dmbfan09: The interview allowed me to realize how my life can only seem interesting if I place myself in 90s pop references.

Son, we live in a world that has forums, and those forums have to be guarded by men with moderator tools. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Mr. AwesomePizza? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for the trolls, and you curse the Forum Ninjas. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That the troll's banning, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that forum, you need me on that forum. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who logs in and posts under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you use the report button, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

That was horrible. I should be exiled for doing that... -blam!- it

  • 10.12.2011 6:07 PM PDT

Posted by: FALSE R3ALITYx
Bricypoo's custom user title = Ultra Lame Thread Maker


Posted by: True Underdog
Only after we ban Bricypoo.

Why is my name one this... I was doing a interview for the Weekly Review... not this. To be honest this sounds way too much like a stolen idea from the Community Joes.

  • 10.12.2011 6:10 PM PDT

Favorite Quote by an Anonymous YouTuber:
"I hate when people compare Ozzy to God, I mean, he's great, but he's not Ozzy..."

Hah, this seems really cool! I always wanted to be in the Gamer Spotlight on Xbox LIVE (that never happened...) 'cause it looked fun. If I could be in an interview like this, it would be the next best thing!

  • 10.12.2011 6:11 PM PDT

Hello, I'm Mr AwesomePizza. I like pizza and I'm a man. Reasoning for the name. I like to listen to the classics of music, write poetry, play video games, and much much more. I'm always down for a nice chat, so please hit me up for some conversation.

Posted by: Bricypoo
Why is my name one this... I was doing a interview for the Weekly Review... not this. To be honest this sounds way too much like a stolen idea from the Community Joes.
What? I gave you credit...

  • 10.12.2011 6:12 PM PDT

Posted by: FALSE R3ALITYx
Bricypoo's custom user title = Ultra Lame Thread Maker


Posted by: True Underdog
Only after we ban Bricypoo.

I know, I don't understand why I am getting credit for something I'm not doing.

Posted by: Mr AwesomePizza
Posted by: Bricypoo
Why is my name one this... I was doing a interview for the Weekly Review... not this. To be honest this sounds way too much like a stolen idea from the Community Joes.
What? I gave you credit...

  • 10.12.2011 6:24 PM PDT

Hello, I'm Mr AwesomePizza. I like pizza and I'm a man. Reasoning for the name. I like to listen to the classics of music, write poetry, play video games, and much much more. I'm always down for a nice chat, so please hit me up for some conversation.

Posted by: Bricypoo
I know, I don't understand why I am getting credit for something I'm not doing.

Posted by: Mr AwesomePizza
Posted by: Bricypoo
Why is my name one this... I was doing a interview for the Weekly Review... not this. To be honest this sounds way too much like a stolen idea from the Community Joes.
What? I gave you credit...
I thought you said you were? That's what Commander told me anyways.

  • 10.12.2011 6:25 PM PDT

Posted by: FALSE R3ALITYx
Bricypoo's custom user title = Ultra Lame Thread Maker


Posted by: True Underdog
Only after we ban Bricypoo.

Is this actually for the weekly review? Because that isn't until Sunday...


Posted by: Mr AwesomePizza
Posted by: Bricypoo
I know, I don't understand why I am getting credit for something I'm not doing.

Posted by: Mr AwesomePizza
Posted by: Bricypoo
Why is my name one this... I was doing a interview for the Weekly Review... not this. To be honest this sounds way too much like a stolen idea from the Community Joes.
What? I gave you credit...
I thought you said you were? That's what Commander told me anyways.

  • 10.12.2011 6:26 PM PDT

Hello, I'm Mr AwesomePizza. I like pizza and I'm a man. Reasoning for the name. I like to listen to the classics of music, write poetry, play video games, and much much more. I'm always down for a nice chat, so please hit me up for some conversation.

Posted by: Bricypoo
Is this actually for the weekly review? Because that isn't until Sunday...


Posted by: Mr AwesomePizza
Posted by: Bricypoo
I know, I don't understand why I am getting credit for something I'm not doing.

Posted by: Mr AwesomePizza
Posted by: Bricypoo
Why is my name one this... I was doing a interview for the Weekly Review... not this. To be honest this sounds way too much like a stolen idea from the Community Joes.
What? I gave you credit...
I thought you said you were? That's what Commander told me anyways.
I guess. Commander told me to post it as soon as I could...

  • 10.12.2011 6:28 PM PDT
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R.I.P. DeathPimp. Never Ending Respect.

"Posted by: Kickimanjaro
I'm trying to become an '04, but it's not working too well."

Average Joe?


More like Average Moderator.

i <3 dmb, but he aint no average joe.

  • 10.12.2011 6:29 PM PDT

Hello, I'm Mr AwesomePizza. I like pizza and I'm a man. Reasoning for the name. I like to listen to the classics of music, write poetry, play video games, and much much more. I'm always down for a nice chat, so please hit me up for some conversation.

Posted by: dmg04
Average Joe?


More like Average Moderator.

i <3 dmb, but he aint no average joe.
He's still not an employee. Went urk use to do this, he would interview ninja's and other members. Don't worry though, Average Joe is not gonna just interview ninjas.

  • 10.12.2011 6:32 PM PDT

Spread the love...

How do we get chosen to be interviewed? Random?

  • 10.12.2011 6:40 PM PDT

Hello, I'm Mr AwesomePizza. I like pizza and I'm a man. Reasoning for the name. I like to listen to the classics of music, write poetry, play video games, and much much more. I'm always down for a nice chat, so please hit me up for some conversation.

Posted by: HOOBLA 911
How do we get chosen to be interviewed? Random?
Not really, but kind of yes.

  • 10.12.2011 6:41 PM PDT

We're concerned

Cafe|MLP: FiM|Bnet Regulars|FCAW
Got a question, comment, or concern? PM me.

Oh, I'm derp lol.

Nice job :)

[Edited on 10.12.2011 6:44 PM PDT]

  • 10.12.2011 6:44 PM PDT

Hello, I'm Mr AwesomePizza. I like pizza and I'm a man. Reasoning for the name. I like to listen to the classics of music, write poetry, play video games, and much much more. I'm always down for a nice chat, so please hit me up for some conversation.

Posted by: snipe champpppp
Oh, I'm derp lol.

Nice job :)
Thanks.

  • 10.12.2011 6:51 PM PDT

What a hipster.

Posted by: Mr AwesomePizza
Posted by: Bricypoo
Is this actually for the weekly review? Because that isn't until Sunday...


Posted by: Mr AwesomePizza
Posted by: Bricypoo
I know, I don't understand why I am getting credit for something I'm not doing.

Posted by: Mr AwesomePizza
What? I gave you credit...
I thought you said you were? That's what Commander told me anyways.
I guess. Commander told me to post it as soon as I could...
Never. You stole our thread and ran with it for your own self benefit.

  • 10.12.2011 7:20 PM PDT

Key


Posted by: Commander GX
Never. You stole our thread and ran with it for your own self benefit.
Oh... Oh damn.

Also, I see what Skibur was talking about with e-drama now...

[Edited on 10.12.2011 7:24 PM PDT]

  • 10.12.2011 7:23 PM PDT

What a hipster.

Pizza, I'm not sure if you intentionally did this, or if it was just a misunderstanding. I didn't "inspire" anything. You joined the group "The Weekly Review" and asked for a position as an Interviewer.

We gave you the position and told you that your interview would be incorporated into a massive Weekly Update next Sunday. Did you intentionally take our thread (that you interviewed, I have to give you that) and run off with a different name, or did you just not understand the concept of a Weekly Review, thinking as an Interviewer your thread would be completely different thread and defeat the whole purpose of the group? If at any time I told you to post this ASAP, I meant in the group. We have a staff and editing team for a reason.

Note: An "Interview of the Week" will be going up in this Sunday's edition of The Weekly Review. Our interviews will be looking for possible candidates :-)

[Edited on 10.12.2011 7:48 PM PDT]

  • 10.12.2011 7:34 PM PDT

Key


Posted by: Commander GX
Note: An "Interview of the Week" will be going up in this Sunday's edition of The Weekly Review. Our interviews will be looking for possible candidates :-)
I'm a pretty chill dude... just sayin'.

  • 10.12.2011 7:39 PM PDT

We're concerned

Cafe|MLP: FiM|Bnet Regulars|FCAW
Got a question, comment, or concern? PM me.


Posted by: CrazzySnipe55

Posted by: Commander GX
Note: An "Interview of the Week" will be going up in this Sunday's edition of The Weekly Review. Our interviews will be looking for possible candidates :-)
I'm a pretty chill dude... just sayin'.

Me too

>.>

<.<

/obligatory name throw in

  • 10.12.2011 7:41 PM PDT

Have A Nice Day!

Commander, CammCam's Queensguard; Sapphire Mod; 34th Seat, Table of Avalon(Exiled);Captain, HAND

yolo? -blam!- that! YOLTOSS!! You Only Live Twice or Some -blam!-

In reference, I've submitted to join the group. I have the time to help out with whatever, or nothing at all.

  • 10.12.2011 7:45 PM PDT

Hello, I'm Mr AwesomePizza. I like pizza and I'm a man. Reasoning for the name. I like to listen to the classics of music, write poetry, play video games, and much much more. I'm always down for a nice chat, so please hit me up for some conversation.

Posted by: Commander GX
Pizza, I'm not sure if you intentionally did this, or if it was just a misunderstanding. I didn't "inspire" anything. You joined the group "The Weekly Review" and asked for a position as an Interviewer.

We gave you the position and told you that your interview would be incorporated into a massive Weekly Update next Sunday. Did you intentionally take our thread (that you interviewed, I have to give you that) and run off with a different name, or did you just not understand the concept of a Weekly Review, thinking as an Interviewer your thread would be completely different thread and defeat the whole purpose of the group? If at any time I told you to post this ASAP, I meant in the group. We have a staff and editing team for a reason.

Note: An "Interview of the Week" will be going up in this Sunday's edition of The Weekly Review. Our interviews will be looking for possible candidates :-)
I'm sorry, I guess it was a misunderstanding. I thought that you meant to post asap into the mains, not the group. And I thought you would put a link to this thread for the weekly review, seeing as how this is way to big to fit inside the update. Sorry for misunderstanding. I wasn't trying to steal anything.

  • 10.12.2011 8:23 PM PDT

What a hipster.

Posted by: Mr AwesomePizza
Posted by: Commander GX
Pizza, I'm not sure if you intentionally did this, or if it was just a misunderstanding. I didn't "inspire" anything. You joined the group "The Weekly Review" and asked for a position as an Interviewer.

We gave you the position and told you that your interview would be incorporated into a massive Weekly Update next Sunday. Did you intentionally take our thread (that you interviewed, I have to give you that) and run off with a different name, or did you just not understand the concept of a Weekly Review, thinking as an Interviewer your thread would be completely different thread and defeat the whole purpose of the group? If at any time I told you to post this ASAP, I meant in the group. We have a staff and editing team for a reason.

Note: An "Interview of the Week" will be going up in this Sunday's edition of The Weekly Review. Our interviews will be looking for possible candidates :-)
I'm sorry, I guess it was a misunderstanding. I thought that you meant to post asap into the mains, not the group. And I thought you would put a link to this thread for the weekly review, seeing as how this is way to big to fit inside the update. Sorry for misunderstanding. I wasn't trying to steal anything.
It's fine, accidents happen.

Oh, and trust me, size isn't an issue.

  • 10.12.2011 8:27 PM PDT

Nice read and idea Op!

  • 10.12.2011 8:29 PM PDT

Hello, I'm Mr AwesomePizza. I like pizza and I'm a man. Reasoning for the name. I like to listen to the classics of music, write poetry, play video games, and much much more. I'm always down for a nice chat, so please hit me up for some conversation.

Posted by: Commander GX
Posted by: Mr AwesomePizza
Posted by: Commander GX
Pizza, I'm not sure if you intentionally did this, or if it was just a misunderstanding. I didn't "inspire" anything. You joined the group "The Weekly Review" and asked for a position as an Interviewer.

We gave you the position and told you that your interview would be incorporated into a massive Weekly Update next Sunday. Did you intentionally take our thread (that you interviewed, I have to give you that) and run off with a different name, or did you just not understand the concept of a Weekly Review, thinking as an Interviewer your thread would be completely different thread and defeat the whole purpose of the group? If at any time I told you to post this ASAP, I meant in the group. We have a staff and editing team for a reason.

Note: An "Interview of the Week" will be going up in this Sunday's edition of The Weekly Review. Our interviews will be looking for possible candidates :-)
I'm sorry, I guess it was a misunderstanding. I thought that you meant to post asap into the mains, not the group. And I thought you would put a link to this thread for the weekly review, seeing as how this is way to big to fit inside the update. Sorry for misunderstanding. I wasn't trying to steal anything.
It's fine, accidents happen.

Oh, and trust me, size isn't an issue.
According to Bungie.net it is. Anyways, I hope everyone enjoyed the drama and the interview. I mostly hope you enjoyed the interview though...

  • 10.12.2011 8:30 PM PDT

Hello, I'm Mr AwesomePizza. I like pizza and I'm a man. Reasoning for the name. I like to listen to the classics of music, write poetry, play video games, and much much more. I'm always down for a nice chat, so please hit me up for some conversation.

Posted by: Noob Eater1053
Nice read and idea Op!
Thanks! Not mine completely, but thanks.

  • 10.12.2011 8:37 PM PDT

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