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- Exalted Mythic Member
Mythic members are like people with tattoos. Just as soon as you become a Mythic member, you can kick anyone's ass. It really works.
PM Policy. By Deus_Ex_Machina
No name. On the door, hang a sign that reads:
"You and I have known love before. You know how it works, as do I. So long as you stick with me, we'll be fine. You wouldn't get this offer from any other male. Allow me to explain my intentions in order to give you complete understanding. I will never surrender my love of you. You won't ever be disappointed in me. I shant fraternize with other females and leave you by yourself. I will never sadden you, nor shall I ever part ways with you. I shall neither be deceitful nor cause you despair. We've known each other lo these many years. I can see that your heart is pained with admissions, but also that the shyness in you just won't allow it. In our minds, we both can see what's grown between us, as if it were a game. Well darling, you better believe we're gonna play it. And should you ask me of my well being and state of mind I shall call thee blind to the obvious! I've shown you time and time again I shall not give you up and will not let you down. I will not frolick with other maidens and leave you by your own self. Neither shall a single tear fall from your eye nor shall I ever say goodbye. I will never be dishonest and harm you."
Actually, on second thought, that sign may be too long. Never mind.
Edit: oh, you said keep it short. How about the bog?
[Edited on 10.14.2011 12:13 AM PDT]