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Dolphins, man. Dolphins. They are gonna take over the world, and kill us all, man! THEY'LL KILL US ALL! Oh no, they will start with Gondile. Haha, hell if they are gettin' me! No way man, I'll kill 'em. I'll kill them all!!!
CHAPTER 2: THE SECRET OF THE PAPER MACHO MEN
master chief recognized danger when he saw it. at the end of his 9 awesome levels he realized that he did not recieve the achievements for completing them so he went back and did it again. but when he did, he discovered the terminals of the justice league
the terminals expressed the horror that superman and robin had to go through in order to save the world from a dangerous brontosaurus, and in the end, superman was killed. miniture chief was shocked to hear that his childhood friend had joined the dead
law of conservation of mass chief attempted a system override on the terminals to see who accessed it inb4 him and found that a sangheecan had used it. he sprayed a bottle of dog in a can and picked up the trail. at the end of the trail he found a dark secret that none should know
after finding the dark secret that none should know minister chief realized that all along he wanted to be a cowboy, but he knew he could not realize this desire unless he controlled the sangeheecan population. he got his gear and backpack full o' goodies and left
after controlling the population the apes/sangheeicans elected mirror chief as their prime presidential dictator king. he refused. they made him their prime presidential dictator king instead. all was good but magistrate chief could not control the desire he held to be a cowboy. he had to give a sheep-speech sorry i meant speech- he had to give a speech to the sangheecans... he knew this was the time.
jennifer lopez spent all night writing and rehearsing this glorious speech. unfortunately, he slept in and his butler the butler did not wake him up for the speeching. he was devastated and got his own slot in behind the blow. he had taken up alcoholism and smoking green.
mug chief got a DUI and was sent to jail. things werent looking good for our green-as-a-pickle hero. he sat and thought and had a revelation. alah zeus christ appeared to him and told him to follow him, as he would show him the true spirit of christmas
alah zeus christ showed him poor tiny tim. chief's heart was going to burst, he was so sad. our hero then witnessed himself in the future... he were killed in action!! poor chief cried himself to sleep... only to wake up. but he was no longer master chief... he was master chief.
he yelled out to the guards, "what day is it?" the police guard told him it was christmas day. migraine chief went on a large rampage of various phrases describing the lunchables he was going to buy for tiny tim's family and how he felt renewed. the pole-eece decided the chief was mentally unstable. they sent him to an asylum.
2 be cont1nued!!