- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Last summer, I looked up "Nuclear Missiles" and "Weapons-Grade Plutonium" on Ebay. I didn't find anything, but the next day a black van with no markings on the side parked in front of my house. I heard them drive up, so I peeked out the window, not letting them see me. Two men in black suits and sunglasses got out of the van, walked up to my door, and rang the bell. I waited for a couple of seconds, and they rang again. After they were sure no one was home, they left. They never came back, but I don't know if I have a wire tap hooked up to my phone or not. Who knows, they could be reading this post right now.
And no, I am not crazy, and yes, this really happened.