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Subject: The Government is out to get me.
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the government is after me 2. yup, they sure are. no proof, but i know they are.

  • 09.14.2004 2:19 PM PDT
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Man, the government stole $300 dollars from me a few years ago. I had a $100 savings account set up for me when I was 3ish by an old friend of the families. We checked it about a year ago and we got a statement saying "The treasury department has ammexed you funds." I don't know what the gov. would want with me measly savings but they absconded with them.

  • 09.14.2004 3:07 PM PDT
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there is a secret service in Canada i never knew

  • 09.14.2004 3:09 PM PDT
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That's right. My plumage is brighter than yours.

Secret Service of WV: Bears....

Got bored

  • 09.14.2004 3:15 PM PDT
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Speaking of secret service, I wish I was Dick Cheney and could get moved to an undisclosed location.

  • 09.14.2004 10:47 PM PDT
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Actually they were drunken Brits, mainly from a mix of brandy and bourbon. I sent them as scouts for my insanely powerful army of British alcohalics and gorillas that will soon descend upon you. The Sarge's army is unstoppable! We have alcohal fighting for us!

  • 09.15.2004 6:12 PM PDT
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I doubt that this is true for the soul reason that I don't think the government is orgenised enough any more to be able to pull this off.

  • 09.15.2004 7:06 PM PDT
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LOL hilarious. I highly doubt the gov't did this. And WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER THE DOOR? What are they gonna do, shoot you? They probably were some form of solicitors, although it is strange they only came to your house, still you should have brought a bat with you and answered the door cautiously.

  • 09.15.2004 7:31 PM PDT
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All right I'll fess up. I was behind the whole thing. And every other thing that may have entered into your deepest darkest nightmares. That's right deepest darkest. Normal nightmares are boring.

  • 09.15.2004 7:36 PM PDT
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that is funny, that is if it is real

  • 09.15.2004 8:39 PM PDT
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Let me tell you the on the the goverment is secretly up to is











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  • 09.15.2004 8:55 PM PDT
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Posted by: umm
Let me tell you the on the the goverment is secretly up to is











This post has been edited by the goverment
to bad they didnt correct your grammar
but ya the government is after me too send a few angry emails and they make a huge deal out of it they're probably watching me right now better put on my tin foil hat i cant talk now

  • 09.15.2004 9:02 PM PDT
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Posted by: Captain Fleas
Last summer, I looked up "Nuclear Missiles" and "Weapons-Grade Plutonium" on Ebay. I didn't find anything, but the next day a black van with no markings on the side parked in front of my house. I heard them drive up, so I peeked out the window, not letting them see me. Two men in black suits and sunglasses got out of the van, walked up to my door, and rang the bell. I waited for a couple of seconds, and they rang again. After they were sure no one was home, they left. They never came back, but I don't know if I have a wire tap hooked up to my phone or not. Who knows, they could be reading this post right now.

And no, I am not crazy, and yes, this really happened.


No, they aren't. And yes, you are crazy.

  • 09.15.2004 9:07 PM PDT
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The goverment monitors all online chat and e-mail...Or at least as much as they can.

But if they see that a crime is being comited through online then they will usually send local police and not spend tax money getting goverment agents to come to your house.

  • 09.15.2004 9:29 PM PDT
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Posted by: ca34786
The goverment monitors all online chat and e-mail...Or at least as much as they can.

But if they see that a crime is being comited through online then they will usually send local police and not spend tax money getting goverment agents to come to your house.


Right.

  • 09.15.2004 9:29 PM PDT
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Posted by: pckl300
that is funny, that is if it is real

They might not be Government Agents. I'm just a LITTLE paranoid. For example, there's a lot of construction going on around my school, and the other day they're were guys in orange jackets outside the window, and I said, "Look! They're planting landmines!" And after school I started to poke the plants with a stick. My friend said, "Max, those are NOT landmines!" Then I said, "You can never be too careful." Seconds later my smoking corpse came to a rest after the landmine detonated. Anyway, the guys in black suits thing really happened. And, yes, I am crazy.

  • 09.16.2004 11:05 PM PDT
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You ever considered mental help?

  • 09.16.2004 11:43 PM PDT
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Posted by: Vmax
You ever considered mental help?

Yeah, I have. I love those little rubber rooms they put me in when I visit the nice happy doctor! I bounce, bounce, bounce, all day long!

  • 09.16.2004 11:55 PM PDT
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good, my tip-off worked...
But I don't know why the feds would send the men in black, maybe they think you have connections with UFOs?......

  • 09.20.2004 11:20 AM PDT

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