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Subject: My Epic Story for Halo 4

Our big green style, cannot be defeated!
-Sgt. A.J. Johnson - Halo 2 - Metropolis

Posted by: Doodlebox
John Spartan waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were covenants in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Sergeant Major Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space master chief for fifty something years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be abducted on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY COVENANTS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got abductered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UNSC he knew there were covenants.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the covenants!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cybergrunt and he fired the plasma grenades. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the covenants" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the covenants"
And then John was a flood.

  • 10.18.2011 6:11 PM PDT
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EXTREME PREJUDICE

...

  • 10.18.2011 6:27 PM PDT

Half Halo: Full Halo consequences
XD

  • 10.18.2011 6:43 PM PDT

Generalizations.
Helping idiots hate other idiots since people have existed.

... Good Try?

  • 10.18.2011 6:44 PM PDT

We’re flawed because we want so much more. We’re ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.


This meme never get's old.

[Edited on 10.18.2011 6:52 PM PDT]

  • 10.18.2011 6:49 PM PDT

Our big green style, cannot be defeated!
-Sgt. A.J. Johnson - Halo 2 - Metropolis


Posted by: daves got H1N1

This meme never get's old.
I thought the guy who wrote this made it up on his own. Doesn't matter though, it's still funny as -blam!-.

  • 10.18.2011 6:59 PM PDT

Game Site coming soon.

Halo 4 is being made by Microsoft 343 Studios not Bungie....

  • 10.18.2011 7:17 PM PDT
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Do not waste your tears, I was not born to watch the world grow dim. Life is not measured in years, but by the deeds of men.

Posted by: goldhawk
We should know better, because we are better.

And then John was a zombie!

  • 10.18.2011 7:17 PM PDT

On Waypoint I'm rocketFox;
http://halo.xbox.com/forums/members/rocketfox/default.aspx

Old GTs; RebelRobot, Flamedude

Yep that looks like a 343 Industries writer there alright.

  • 10.18.2011 7:25 PM PDT

Why are you here?

I lol'd so hard

"I want to be abducted on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY COVENANTS"


"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the covenants!

Saved this thread for the lulz

  • 10.18.2011 9:53 PM PDT

THIS IS -blam!- GENIUS.

[Edited on 10.19.2011 12:24 AM PDT]

  • 10.19.2011 12:22 AM PDT
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I feel like a noob saying lol so...
(invisible)LOL(invisible)

  • 10.19.2011 5:27 AM PDT

Don't -blam!- with Kerser!

No! You will BE KILL BY COVENANTS

You must fight the covenants!

"No! I must kill the covenants" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the covenants"


Oh My God these made me laugh. *Thread Saved*

  • 10.19.2011 5:58 AM PDT
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"Time was your ally human. But now it has abandoned you. The Forerunners....have returned. And this tomb... is now yours". - The Didact

LOL
This reminds me alot of:

John(aka Ch33f): I hav 2 get up, i muts fihgt teh aelins
Random idiot:No john, you are the alien

Mastur Ch33f narrating his movie:Adn tehn John was a aelin

TEH EDN

Starts at 08:16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T79yApVCBg

Oh good old ch33f

  • 10.19.2011 6:09 AM PDT

Don't -blam!- with Kerser!

Posted by: hotshot revan II
LOL
This reminds me alot of:

John(aka Ch33f): I hav 2 get up, i muts fihgt teh aelins
Random idiot:No john, you are the alien

Mastur Ch33f narrating his movie:Adn tehn John was a aelin

TEH EDN

Starts at 08:16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T79yApVCBg

Oh good old ch33f


Oh man. That is one of the best videos I have ever seen. I love that show.

  • 10.19.2011 6:28 AM PDT

Proud member of Forge Cafe


Posted by: Beast Gamer 360
Halo 4 is being made by Microsoft 343 Studios not Bungie....

Winner of the "missing the point" award.

  • 10.19.2011 11:02 AM PDT

"Find where the liar hides, so that I may place my boot between his gums!" - Rtas 'Vadum

I dunno, I mean there is some pretty tough competition out there.

  • 10.19.2011 11:11 AM PDT

Vengeance only leads to an ongoing cycle of hatred.


Posted by: anton1792
I dunno, I mean there is some pretty tough competition out there.

Hahaha.

As for the new trilogy's story: Cortana's going to die in Halo 5 and Master Chief may or may not have to kill her. That's what I'm callin'.

  • 10.19.2011 12:47 PM PDT