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Subject: The Seventh Column Contests: Unofficial Caption Contest

Phrog pilots, reckless and free. We would strap into our birds, set the engines on fire, and leave these earthly bonds with a chorus of WHOP WHOP WHOP. Akin to beating your chest and howling in defiance at the rest of the world.
Phrogs eye view
sockbaby

Spartakus14 has formed Voltron with The Seventh Column Contests Group to allow Bungie.net members a chance to win some prizes in our twice monthly Caption Contest. The Seventh Column Contests Group, as mentioned in the latest Week in Review, is open to everyone and composed of Bungie.net members who want to bring the community together one contest at a time. So read the rules, check out the prizes, POST YOUR CAPTIONS IN THIS THREAD, and get ready to beat everyone mercilessly with your shtick.

We pay homage to Alex Zander who revived and conceptualized the fan-run caption contest.

RULES
* Rule 1: Come one, come all. Any Bungie.net member is welcome to enter and win.
* Rule 2: No profanity or outright rude behaviour.
* Rule 3: Multiple entries are allowed in moderation. Spamming the thread will guarantee that your entries are overlooked by judges.
* Rule 4: Please limit posts to captions only. Suggestions for the contest and/or pictures are welcome at The Seventh Column Contests group.
* Rule 5: A new caption contests will begin at the beginning of each month and mid-month. The present contest will be closed 2 days before the new contest begins.
* Rule 6: Drink up, be merry, be original, and have fun.
* Rule 7: Are you finding Ling-Ling?

PRIZES
One lucky winner gets to take his/her pick from:
* Any item from the Bungie Store, not to exceed 25 dollars. (exceptions will be made for the Limited Edition Mylar while supplies last.)
* A copy of Oni for the PS2.
* A copy of Oni for the PC.
* A copy of MYTH 2:Soulblighter.


THE PICTURE:

Pete 'Mango' Parsons fiery goodbye

[Edited on 4/20/2006]

  • 04.19.2006 7:26 PM PDT

Phrog pilots, reckless and free. We would strap into our birds, set the engines on fire, and leave these earthly bonds with a chorus of WHOP WHOP WHOP. Akin to beating your chest and howling in defiance at the rest of the world.
Phrogs eye view
sockbaby

I'll kick this off.

*Terminator voice*

Come with me, if you want to breastfeed.

*Terminator voice*

  • 04.19.2006 7:29 PM PDT
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Posted by: mr poopoo232
its like a large force of win going through fusion, thus creating a chain reaction of a huge asplosion of win destroying any fail within its awesomeness.

Honestly, these are fun, but as far as I can tell, this is just one super-sized group advertising scheme...I mean, half this thread is about the Seventh Column Contests and how it made the weekly review. I don't mind it saying "Sponsered by Seventh Column Contests" but you added a whole paragraph devoted to the group itself. I'll refuse to participate in a contest where half the work is to post in your group forums. In my opinion, this should be locked, or at least edited, so it wouldn't be so "promotional" but what do I know....

**Thats what I think**

[Edited on 4/19/2006]

  • 04.19.2006 7:36 PM PDT

Skillet was here and referred to himself in the third person.

This is the best I could come up with...for now!




The fans were REALLY mad about the new actor to play James Bond...

[Edited on 4/20/2006]

  • 04.19.2006 7:44 PM PDT

Official Town Drunk of Sandwichia. Nation of the Flood.
MBT - Impossible Just Happened
* How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?
* If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?

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Posted by: FightingRaven531
Honestly, these are fun, but as far as I can tell, this is just one super-sized group advertising scheme...I mean, half this thread is about the Seventh Column Contests and how it made the weekly review. I don't mind it saying "Sponsered by Seventh Column Contests" but you added a whole paragraph devoted to the group itself. I'll refuse to participate in a contest where half the work is to post in your group forums. In my opinion, this should be locked, or at least edited, so it wouldn't be so "promotional" but what do I know....

**Thats what I think**


Please use the PM system if you wish to complain.

Anyways just for fun.

Finally, something that can touch MChammer.


[Edited on 4/19/2006]

  • 04.19.2006 8:34 PM PDT

I will never get these pants off again...

  • 04.20.2006 8:07 AM PDT

Twitter | Nothing

Shouldn't I be on the fragdoodz website?

  • 04.20.2006 9:16 AM PDT
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*mindless giggle* oh you!! *hand flap with shotgun*

[Edited on 4/20/2006]

  • 04.20.2006 9:38 AM PDT

With B.B. gone, the passion of Bungie.net has lessened.

"This is my BOOMstick!"


Yes?


No?


...Maybe?

  • 04.20.2006 9:39 AM PDT

"It's like a cake filled with pies." -Pete "Mango" Parsons

Seventh Column Contests

I'll participate but just for fun, no prizes for me :)

Hubba Hubba, that sexy man looks just like Pamila Anderson!

  • 04.20.2006 10:48 AM PDT

Official Town Drunk of Sandwichia. Nation of the Flood.
MBT - Impossible Just Happened
* How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?
* If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?

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Palmela handerson is better.

  • 04.20.2006 12:33 PM PDT

"It's like a cake filled with pies." -Pete "Mango" Parsons

Seventh Column Contests

It's actually Pamila Anderson and I'm not too sure. I really do think Pete looks betah than Pam.

  • 04.24.2006 2:50 PM PDT
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"Whatever exists, whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent. These anonymous creatures may seem little or nothing in the world. Yet the smallest crumb can devour us. Any smallest thing beneath yon rock out of men's knowing. Only nature can enslave man and only when the existence of each last entity is routed out and made to stand naked before him will he be properly suzerain of the earth."

As the blaze ignited, a lone voice was heard saying:

Where did my shirt go?

  • 04.24.2006 2:59 PM PDT

Official Town Drunk of Sandwichia. Nation of the Flood.
MBT - Impossible Just Happened
* How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?
* If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?

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Lol, thats a good one mabian.

  • 04.29.2006 4:26 PM PDT

I almost missed this...I came up with a couple, but I'll go with this one. I'm not exactly pleased with it but... all well it's something.

Close shut the doors of Pete's Office


  • 04.29.2006 8:02 PM PDT

Skillet was here and referred to himself in the third person.

*swoosh!*

Wow...that's getting my vote!

*swoosh!*

  • 04.29.2006 9:00 PM PDT

4Base Avalanch MELTDOWN
battle is only a prayer.....
.......Better Start PRAYING!!!!!!!
Chapter Founders Bungie's Group Support
Mob of Angry Peasants

I think Stosh has the best caption.

Posted by: Stosh
Don't be use -blam!-


OK Stosh had the best caption till an update on the blam filter.

[Edited on 4/30/2006]

  • 04.30.2006 4:37 PM PDT

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print chr(36),"x=",chr(39),$x,chr(39),";\n",$x;

I work at Microsoft. I have nothing to do with Halo and nothing I say is "the official word".

It is a little known fact that Valve experimented with several character designs before it was able to agree to the now famous Gordon Freeman. This character design in particular was quite popular during the game's early stages.

  • 04.30.2006 6:52 PM PDT

Phrog pilots, reckless and free. We would strap into our birds, set the engines on fire, and leave these earthly bonds with a chorus of WHOP WHOP WHOP. Akin to beating your chest and howling in defiance at the rest of the world.
Phrogs eye view
sockbaby

Since it's May first this Caption Contest is closed. Look for the second SCC caption contest, and the winner of this one, within the next day or two. :)

  • 05.01.2006 6:22 AM PDT

Late, but I couldn't resist.

The new action thriller, Scared Shirtless. Coming to a theater near you this July.

  • 05.01.2006 7:43 AM PDT