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Subject: Master chief with nothing but a combat knife vs. 2 polar bears

No armor, just him vs. The bears. Do you think chief can do it?

[Edited on 10.25.2011 11:33 PM PDT]

  • 10.25.2011 10:41 PM PDT
Subject: Master chief with nothing but a combat knife vs. a polar bear

In memory of those fallen in the defense of Earth and her colonies.

March 3, 2553

Do birds fly?

  • 10.25.2011 10:44 PM PDT


Posted by: cameo_cream
Do birds fly?
some do

  • 10.25.2011 10:47 PM PDT

Generalizations.
Helping idiots hate other idiots since people have existed.

Read up on the Spartan-II's and then ask yourself that question again.

  • 10.25.2011 10:59 PM PDT


Posted by: IAmAwsome

Posted by: cameo_cream
Do birds fly?
some do

Fail

  • 10.26.2011 1:25 AM PDT

With a knife, probably

BAREhanded, no

GEDDIT!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL.......but seriously one swipe from a polar bear would kill him, spartan or no spartan, unless he had a knife.

  • 10.26.2011 3:44 AM PDT

Generalizations.
Helping idiots hate other idiots since people have existed.

One swipe of HIS hand would kill a polar bear. No really, it would.

MJOLNIR armor multiplies the strength of the wearer by tenfold. He could punch straight through a wall if he wanted too.

  • 10.26.2011 6:20 AM PDT

John would run train on the polar bear. He is ridiculously fast and his reflexes are incredible. The bear would never be able to hit him so eventually John would stab it to death. Not to mention he can just keep going, John has nearly limitless stamina, have you read First Strike he had been fighting for days by the end of Halo and yet he kept going. His will is indomitable.

  • 10.26.2011 6:33 AM PDT


Posted by: Eldor Thug 37
John would run train on the polar bear. He is ridiculously fast and his reflexes are incredible. The bear would never be able to hit him so eventually John would stab it to death. Not to mention he can just keep going, John has nearly limitless stamina, have you read First Strike he had been fighting for days by the end of Halo and yet he kept going. His will is indomitable.
yup

  • 10.26.2011 10:42 AM PDT

-blam!- Was that actually blammed out? Or did I just type it? You'll never know.

Polar bears. John would stab one and then they'd both maul him. Easy.

  • 10.26.2011 10:57 AM PDT
Subject: Master chief with nothing but a combat knife vs. 2 polar bears

I'm Hungry

he DOESN'T even need the knife

  • 10.28.2011 11:12 AM PDT

hi

the polar bears nuke chife. you never said what the polar bears had as weapons.

chief could kill 20 armed elites with a knife.

  • 10.28.2011 12:15 PM PDT

Aim small..........Miss small

Now the question is. Can John beat a narwhal in a fight...?

Example of Narwhal Prowess Skip to the 10 sec mark if you can't handle the rest.

  • 10.28.2011 2:57 PM PDT

I rip out spines and laugh just call me popcorn
http://www.helljumper.net/forum

t are you a halo fan he could kill them with his bare hand

  • 10.28.2011 3:43 PM PDT

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No. Not if he is trapped in a room with them, his speed won't help him when the reach of the Bear is so long, also he wouldn't be able to stab and get away before they hit him.

  • 10.28.2011 5:29 PM PDT

@accordingto343

Your one stop shop for all of 343's fabulous errors and ridiculous notions in the Halo lore.

And the Universe continues to go down the crapper.

  • 10.28.2011 5:31 PM PDT

Generalizations.
Helping idiots hate other idiots since people have existed.


Posted by: DecepticonCobra
And the Universe continues to go down the crapper.


I think we'll need a plunger.

  • 10.28.2011 6:14 PM PDT

This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends;
Not with a bang but a whimper.

Polar bears easily. Grizzly bears maybe not so easy.

  • 10.28.2011 6:24 PM PDT
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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.

He'd obviously jump on one polar bear's back, throw the knife into the other's head, thus killing it, and then snapping the polar bears neck that he is riding on.

That or tame them.

  • 10.29.2011 9:21 AM PDT

Yes, I AM just that awesome.

John beat sever ODST's to death when he was a KID, he had no armor or knives. John would win.

  • 10.29.2011 9:40 AM PDT

No u

John would train the polar bears as his pets. Obviously...

But in all seriousness this is a ridiculous topic and doesn't deserve to be in the universe forum. Put it in the flood.

  • 10.29.2011 9:48 AM PDT
Subject: Master chief with nothing but a combat knife vs. a polar bear

Weapon of Oppression


Posted by: Felco1

Posted by: IAmAwsome

Posted by: cameo_cream
Do birds fly?
some do

Fail


How is that a fail?
Some birds really don't.

  • 10.29.2011 3:50 PM PDT
Subject: Master chief with nothing but a combat knife vs. 2 polar bears

Go in...kill....then.....TEA BAG!!!


Posted by: xXIHAYD0IXx
Polar bears easily. Grizzly bears maybe not so easy.
fail

  • 10.29.2011 4:05 PM PDT

"I may not be perfect, but always been true."


Posted by: BouncedMr happy
John beat sever ODST's to death when he was a KID, he had no armor or knives. John would win.


He was a teenager and they were 4, 1 died and the others were injured and that's because he had been freshly augmented and didn't know his strength, besides, a human =/= a bear.

  • 10.29.2011 4:41 PM PDT

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