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Subject: Master chief with nothing but a combat knife vs. 2 polar bears


Posted by: RKOSNAKE

Posted by: BouncedMr happy
John beat sever ODST's to death when he was a KID, he had no armor or knives. John would win.


He was a teenager and they were 4, 3 died and the other was injured and that's because he had been freshly augmented and didn't know his strength, besides, a human =/= a bear.

Fix'd

  • 10.29.2011 5:23 PM PDT

also john would beat ten polar bears without a knife by throwing ice at them so hard they flew into the middle of the pacific antartic

  • 10.29.2011 5:25 PM PDT
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yeah. All thanks to his reflexes.

  • 10.29.2011 5:54 PM PDT

"I may not be perfect, but always been true."


Posted by: Chaoscoolperson

Posted by: RKOSNAKE

Posted by: BouncedMr happy
John beat sever ODST's to death when he was a KID, he had no armor or knives. John would win.


He was a teenager and they were 4, 3 died and the other was injured and that's because he had been freshly augmented and didn't know his strength, besides, a human =/= a bear.

Fix'd


Since when does a kick to the groin counts as a killing blow may I ask?

  • 10.29.2011 6:15 PM PDT

*reminisces when the Bungie/Halo community wasn't made up of CoD kids*
*sighs*
*activates time-machine and sets the clock back to Nov. 9, 2004*
glory days here I come..
*vanishes*

The Bears would destroy him, unless he was wearing his power armour.

[Edited on 10.29.2011 6:22 PM PDT]

  • 10.29.2011 6:22 PM PDT
Subject: Master chief with nothing but a combat knife vs. a polar bear


Posted by: Felco1

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Posted by: cameo_cream
Do birds fly?
some do

Fail
How? Some don't moron.

  • 10.29.2011 6:26 PM PDT
Subject: Master chief with nothing but a combat knife vs. 2 polar bears

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Posted by: RKOSNAKE

Posted by: Chaoscoolperson

Posted by: RKOSNAKE

Posted by: BouncedMr happy
John beat sever ODST's to death when he was a KID, he had no armor or knives. John would win.


He was a teenager and they were 4, 3 died and the other was injured and that's because he had been freshly augmented and didn't know his strength, besides, a human =/= a bear.

Fix'd


Since when does a kick to the groin counts as a killing blow may I ask?


When it's explicitly stated that they died...

  • 10.29.2011 7:05 PM PDT
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Say goodbye to the bears.

  • 10.29.2011 7:11 PM PDT

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