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Subject: How does master chief ...well..."do his thing"
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I been wondering....every human must go to the toilet....but master chief got a built-in-underwear already...so....how he...."do his thing?" He cant hold his u**** forever or does he have some kind of built-in-toilet in his armoured underwear?

  • 04.22.2006 6:52 PM PDT
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He has a little open-up "chute" at the back of his suit.

And he has a zipper in the front.


When MC dies, he s**ts himself, but his chute doesn't open.

  • 04.22.2006 6:57 PM PDT

Super advanced combat suit. I believe it is in it.

  • 04.22.2006 7:04 PM PDT
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But still, unless it has some sort of matter distortion or some sort of matter destorying method of getting rid of the waste, it has to go somewhere and frankly, his suit was desgined to be as sleek as possible to be attached to his skin and act as his skin, with his shield mainly being his armor. So, I doubt theres a place to store the waste.

  • 04.22.2006 9:23 PM PDT

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  • 04.22.2006 9:24 PM PDT

Posted by: Ryukage
What? Play a game? FOR FUN???
This concept of fun confuses and infuriates me!

There are bags inside his armor. When he needs to do either, he just does. Its like a space suit, only with more amor plating around the crotch.

  • 04.22.2006 9:29 PM PDT

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Nevermind, I'll just cut and paste it.:
"It's basically a micro-sandwich--a high-efficiency filter and heat-exchange system. The skin-contact layer's porous. Perspiration passes through it, having cooled the body . . . near-normal evaporation process. The next two layers . . . include heat exchange filaments and salt precipitators. Salt's reclaimed. Motions of the body, especially breathing and some osmotic action provide the pumping force. Reclaimed water circulates to catchpockets from which you draw it through this tube in the clip at your neck... Urine and feces are processed in the thigh pads.

  • 04.22.2006 9:31 PM PDT
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wow

  • 04.22.2006 9:33 PM PDT
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naw...he just holds it. after he is fin with what ever he is doing he just lets loos and lets it all seep out...


Marine: Ummm chief...What's that dripping out of your armor?

Master Chief: ...Nothing...

Marine: Oh god! Smells like a skunk juggling dead hamsters while cooking infected cheese on a hot plate!

Master Chief: ...

Marine: Honestly man what is that!

Master Chief: Do your really want to know or do you want to end up like all the others who asked!

Marine: ...

Master Chief: I thought so

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  • 04.22.2006 9:55 PM PDT
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Posted by: Wildkyle1990
naw...he just holds it. after he is fin with what ever he is doing he just lets loos and lets it all seep out...


...eew...

  • 04.22.2006 10:55 PM PDT
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Cortana eats it. yum.

  • 04.23.2006 12:48 AM PDT
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Posted by: Wildkyle1990
naw...he just holds it. after he is fin with what ever he is doing he just lets loos and lets it all seep out...


Marine: Ummm chief...What's that dripping out of your armor?

Master Chief: ...Nothing...

Marine: Oh god! Smells like a skunk juggling dead hamsters while cooking infected cheese on a hot plate!

Master Chief: ...

Marine: Honestly man what is that!

Master Chief: Do your really want to know or do you want to end up like all the others who asked!

Marine: ...

Master Chief: I thought so
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 04.23.2006 2:42 AM PDT
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why would anyone want to know...

anyway, several possibilities, one is that he waits until he's finished in combat, then takes off his armor and 'does his thing'
second one is that he might not need to go, as he is a spartan with augmentations (hard to believe i know, but you ever read in the books about any of the spartans going to the bathroom?)

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  • 04.23.2006 11:24 AM PDT
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Lol, wildkyle1990 you are just too funny, plus with all the complex systems and quality materials you'd wonder how much it cost ot build a suit like that.

  • 04.23.2006 11:36 AM PDT
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The answer is simple. He doesn't.

  • 04.23.2006 11:59 AM PDT

Posted by: Ryukage
What? Play a game? FOR FUN???
This concept of fun confuses and infuriates me!

Good point. They DON'T mention anything about that in the books... but, I suppose that the authors didn't think about that.


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  • 04.23.2006 12:08 PM PDT
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Seriously, how many Sci-Fi books have you guys read that describes how people use the commode in the future? Like, none? Okay then, now we know that it's not necessarily because people in the future don't ever have the runs, but much more likely because who would want to waste time writing about it in their book? For that matter, who would want to read about it?

On second thought, ignore that last question. There are way too many people in this forum that would abuse the question.

  • 04.23.2006 12:30 PM PDT
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Marine: Oh god! Smells like a skunk juggling dead hamsters while cooking infected cheese on a hot plate!LOL! Red vs Blue rules!

Okay, so your question is how or when Master Chief disposes of his bodily waste. But how or when does he ever eat? It just leads to more and more questions.

  • 04.23.2006 12:34 PM PDT
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As a side note, MC can take off his armor. He just doesn't like to.

  • 04.23.2006 12:35 PM PDT
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Posted by: McKeegan_WRX
As a side note, MC can take off his armor. He just doesn't like to.


yeah, those tabloid people jump all over him when he does.

Extra! Extra! read all about it! Master Chief seen at UNSCDF dinner party, sipping margaritas with Miranda Keyes!!

Chief says they are only "friends!!!"

  • 04.23.2006 3:18 PM PDT
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*Convulses in kidney-damaging laughter.*

Was this thread really necessary?

[Edited on 4/23/2006]

  • 04.23.2006 4:02 PM PDT
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Posted by: Master Kim
*Convulses in kidney-damaging laughter.*

Was this thread really necessary?



cant...stop...laughing....CANT.....BREATH!

  • 04.23.2006 4:09 PM PDT
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Similar thread was seen in the Flood forum a while back... and how does this relate to Halo PC at all?

  • 04.23.2006 4:19 PM PDT
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how about for fun?

  • 04.23.2006 4:34 PM PDT

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