The Classifieds
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Subject: Participants in the Fight to get out of the Classified's

Cop lights, flash lights
Spot lights, strobe lights
Street lights
Fast life, drug life
Thug life, rock life
Every night

Me and MrNuke are the Leader's.

We met in Solitary after DABIGGESTBOB caught us and locked us away in prison. We escaped following the invasion of Vorkuta by the Flying Crack-Odiles from the neighboring country of Crack-istan.

With us in the searh fro escape is

KASHIN THE GREAT
Kashin had served many years under the DABIGGESTBOB, but one da he realized he was trapped. He looked for a way to escape, and after releasing the Orange Flu into Crack-Istan, which caused the Flying Crack-odiles to run, did he inadvertently unleash the two greatest men in the Classified's from their prison cells.

  • 10.27.2011 12:53 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

WOOT WOOT!

  • 10.27.2011 12:54 PM PDT

Cop lights, flash lights
Spot lights, strobe lights
Street lights
Fast life, drug life
Thug life, rock life
Every night

The first attempt to escape failed. As DABIGGESTBOB tripped the first man holding everyone is the Giant Human Ladder. Many, many casualties were recorded. It was a sad day in The Classified's.

  • 10.27.2011 12:55 PM PDT

Cop lights, flash lights
Spot lights, strobe lights
Street lights
Fast life, drug life
Thug life, rock life
Every night

The Second attempt is under way.

ACME is transporting us some new technology, that will help us escape from DABIGGESTBOB.

It is currently in the air. Updates will be given soon.

  • 10.27.2011 12:56 PM PDT

Best of random chance

I enjoy the all caps title soo much xD!

  • 10.27.2011 12:56 PM PDT

Cop lights, flash lights
Spot lights, strobe lights
Street lights
Fast life, drug life
Thug life, rock life
Every night

We need to make my...... Role play a hot topic. Quickly, post away!

  • 10.27.2011 1:00 PM PDT

Best of random chance

55 posts from like five dudes? IMPOSSIBRU!
Posted by: ArBit3R 818
We need to make my...... Role play a hot topic. Quickly, post away!

  • 10.27.2011 1:02 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

I have an update!

  • 10.27.2011 1:03 PM PDT

Cop lights, flash lights
Spot lights, strobe lights
Street lights
Fast life, drug life
Thug life, rock life
Every night

IMPROSIBRU?

NERRRRRR!!!!!

  • 10.27.2011 1:03 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

The Mega-Pants... Have arrived...

  • 10.27.2011 1:04 PM PDT

Ad Infinitum

I'm scared.

  • 10.27.2011 1:04 PM PDT

Best of random chance

Then report it.
Posted by: MrNuke
I have an update!

  • 10.27.2011 1:04 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.


Posted by: MrNuke
The Mega-Pants... Have arrived...
I did...

  • 10.27.2011 1:04 PM PDT

Best of random chance

Oh, okay.
Posted by: MrNuke
The Mega-Pants... Have arrived...

  • 10.27.2011 1:05 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

*Puts on Mega-Pants* THEY'RE -blam!- COMFY! OK, now what did ACME fly us in?

  • 10.27.2011 1:05 PM PDT

what the?

  • 10.27.2011 1:08 PM PDT

Best of random chance

*Distasteful frown
Moonsand...
Posted by: MrNuke
*Puts on Mega-Pants* THEY'RE -blam!- COMFY! OK, now what did ACME fly us in?

  • 10.27.2011 1:10 PM PDT

Best of random chance

Or moonshoes, either way...
Posted by: kashinfist
*Distasteful frown
Moonsand...
Posted by: MrNuke
*Puts on Mega-Pants* THEY'RE -blam!- COMFY! OK, now what did ACME fly us in?

  • 10.27.2011 1:11 PM PDT

Cop lights, flash lights
Spot lights, strobe lights
Street lights
Fast life, drug life
Thug life, rock life
Every night

Better stuff will come soon. I promise. As you're leader, I vow to help you escape from this wretched place.

  • 10.27.2011 1:13 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.


Posted by: ArBit3R 818
Better stuff will come soon. I promise. As you're leader, I vow to help you escape from this wretched place.
This hell is worse then when I got captured by those Locust- what?

  • 10.27.2011 1:14 PM PDT

Cop lights, flash lights
Spot lights, strobe lights
Street lights
Fast life, drug life
Thug life, rock life
Every night

Wha-WHAT?

...OH YEAH!


Uhm.....nothing OTHER guys

  • 10.27.2011 1:17 PM PDT