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Subject: The epic war to escape the Classified's

Cop lights, flash lights
Spot lights, strobe lights
Street lights
Fast life, drug life
Thug life, rock life
Every night

If I get banned, I dont care.

Our last adventure had us running from tanks. Coyote Squadron successfully kept them at bay with Bombing runs.

MrNuke and his platoon drove in their Humvee's to the DZ. The Drop Zone was where an ACME Company Plane would drop in a special weapon for the ESCAPIST ARMY(led by me) to escape the Classified's and beat DABIGGESTBOB and his evil army.

The jeep's roared to a stop, and MrNuke got out. He popped orange smoke, and the Care Package came.

The huge red box smacked to the ground. Nuke ran toward it, and signed the sheet. The paper was lifted up by a small robot arm.

The Box opened. Inside was the equipment.

MOON SHOES

  • 10.27.2011 1:09 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

*Puts on Moon Shoes* These are -blam!- awesome.

  • 10.27.2011 1:10 PM PDT

what are you talking about

  • 10.27.2011 1:10 PM PDT

Best of random chance

But you're gonna share, right?
Posted by: MrNuke
*Puts on Moon Shoes* These are -blam!- awesome.

  • 10.27.2011 1:11 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.


Posted by: kashinfist
But you're gonna share, right?
Posted by: MrNuke
*Puts on Moon Shoes* These are -blam!- awesome.
*Opens up care package again, pulls out twenty thousand more* I don't need too...

  • 10.27.2011 1:12 PM PDT

Cop lights, flash lights
Spot lights, strobe lights
Street lights
Fast life, drug life
Thug life, rock life
Every night


Posted by: MrNuke
*Puts on Moon Shoes* These are -blam!- awesome.


Everyone grabbed MOON SHOES.

They bounced their way to the base. The tanks had left.

Nuke radio'ed in to Coyote Squadron. He thanked them.

"This is Coyote 1 of Coyote Squadron. Our pleasure."

  • 10.27.2011 1:12 PM PDT

What's going on??

  • 10.27.2011 1:12 PM PDT

Best of random chance

You had to be there...
Posted by: Warren Peace 11
What's going on??

  • 10.27.2011 1:13 PM PDT

Cop lights, flash lights
Spot lights, strobe lights
Street lights
Fast life, drug life
Thug life, rock life
Every night

Go to page two of The Classified's and read the thread that I made.

  • 10.27.2011 1:13 PM PDT

Best of random chance

Fix'd
Posted by: ArBit3R 818

Posted by: MrNuke
*Puts on Moon Shoes* These are -blam!- awesome.


Everyone grabbed MOON SHOES.

They bounced their way to the base. The tanks had left.

Nuke radio'ed in to Coyote Squadron. He thanked them.

"This is Coyote 1 of Coyote Squadron. Your mom was our pleasure."

  • 10.27.2011 1:13 PM PDT

Cop lights, flash lights
Spot lights, strobe lights
Street lights
Fast life, drug life
Thug life, rock life
Every night


Posted by: kashinfist
Fix'd
Posted by: ArBit3R 818

Posted by: MrNuke
*Puts on Moon Shoes* These are -blam!- awesome.


Everyone grabbed MOON SHOES.

They bounced their way to the base. The tanks had left.

Nuke radio'ed in to Coyote Squadron. He thanked them.

"This is Coyote 1 of Coyote Squadron. Your mom was our pleasure."


MAJOR WINNAGE!

  • 10.27.2011 1:14 PM PDT

Join the Sith Empire today!
Proud member of KOTOR, click here to join
Born a boy, raised a man, lived a hero, and died a legend.
Words to live by: "If man were to do thier best we would astound ourselves" -Thomas Edison
"Sometimes we only have a bullet and a prayer, don't miss."-Red Faction

Military drones flash into the sky with sonic booms their insignia a Fleur di lis with a red shield shining on their hulls the mark of Bob's evil Heroic Army. They fire off predator missiles that lock onto moon shoes

  • 10.27.2011 1:14 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.


Posted by: DABIGESTBOB
Military drones flash into the sky with sonic booms their insignia a Fleur di lis with a red shield shining on their hulls the mark of Bob's evil Heroic Army. They fire off predator missiles that lock onto moon shoes
Nuke pulls off his moon shoes and throws them at the drones.

  • 10.27.2011 1:15 PM PDT

Best of random chance

*Throws moon shoes at Dabigestbob
Posted by: DABIGESTBOB
Military drones flash into the sky with sonic booms their insignia a Fleur di lis with a red shield shining on their hulls the mark of Bob's evil Heroic Army. They fire off predator missiles that lock onto moon shoes


[Edited on 10.27.2011 1:16 PM PDT]

  • 10.27.2011 1:15 PM PDT

Cop lights, flash lights
Spot lights, strobe lights
Street lights
Fast life, drug life
Thug life, rock life
Every night


Posted by: DABIGESTBOB
Military drones flash into the sky with sonic booms their insignia a Fleur di lis with a red shield shining on their hulls the mark of Bob's evil Heroic Army. They fire off predator missiles that lock onto moon shoes


Guys jump into the air And grab onto the planes.

They punch the planes.

  • 10.27.2011 1:16 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.


Posted by: DABIGESTBOB
Military drones flash into the sky with sonic booms their insignia a Fleur di lis with a red shield shining on their hulls the mark of Bob's evil Heroic Army. They fire off predator missiles that lock onto moon shoes
BOB, check your PM's on Halo Faction Wars' website.

  • 10.27.2011 1:17 PM PDT

Best of random chance

So did we win?
Posted by: MrNuke

Posted by: DABIGESTBOB
Military drones flash into the sky with sonic booms their insignia a Fleur di lis with a red shield shining on their hulls the mark of Bob's evil Heroic Army. They fire off predator missiles that lock onto moon shoes
Nuke pulls off his moon shoes and throws them at the drones.

Posted by: kashinfist
*Throws moon shoes at Dabigestbob

  • 10.27.2011 1:18 PM PDT

Cop lights, flash lights
Spot lights, strobe lights
Street lights
Fast life, drug life
Thug life, rock life
Every night

The Predator's smack into MrNuke's platoon. Many die.

"Ramirez! TAKE OUT THOSE PREDATOR DRONES WITH THIS ROCK!"

"JES ZIR!"

*throws rock*

Multiple Predators Planes explode*

  • 10.27.2011 1:19 PM PDT

Join the Sith Empire today!
Proud member of KOTOR, click here to join
Born a boy, raised a man, lived a hero, and died a legend.
Words to live by: "If man were to do thier best we would astound ourselves" -Thomas Edison
"Sometimes we only have a bullet and a prayer, don't miss."-Red Faction

A full stength battalion of Limiters come into view (... well you can't really see them) they all have their specialized Styx rifles and they aim at the little Coyote Squadron. They begin to open fire nothing escapes from the limiters...

Bob is sitting back at HQ millions of miles away sipping on Cherry Coca Cola and eating cookies laughing as the team combats the fearsome limiters


(Oh EDIT: you threw a shoe at my direction but I am way to far away to land near me)

[Edited on 10.27.2011 1:20 PM PDT]

  • 10.27.2011 1:20 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.


Posted by: ArBit3R 818
The Predator's smack into MrNuke's platoon. Many die.

"Ramirez! TAKE OUT THOSE PREDATOR DRONES WITH THIS ROCK!"

"JES ZIR!"

*throws rock*

Multiple Predators Planes explode*
*Last Cutscene of Mass Effect 1 plays, with Nuke there instead* Yeah, that's right.

  • 10.27.2011 1:21 PM PDT

Cop lights, flash lights
Spot lights, strobe lights
Street lights
Fast life, drug life
Thug life, rock life
Every night

"THIS IS COYOTE SQUADRON. WE ARE TAKING HOSTILE FIRE! We're GOING DOW-!"

The planes explode one by one.

MrNuke screams NOOOOOO!!!!!!


"Retreat! Retreat! Get the leftover Moonshoe's! WE. ARE. LEAVING!"

  • 10.27.2011 1:21 PM PDT

Best of random chance

Yeah well, I have a portal gun! HAHA!
Posted by: DABIGESTBOB
A full stength battalion of Limiters come into view (... well you can't really see them) they all have their specialized Styx rifles and they aim at the little Coyote Squadron. They begin to open fire nothing escapes from the limiters...

Bob is sitting back at HQ millions of miles away sipping on Cherry Coca Cola and eating cookies laughing as the team combats the fearsome limiters


(Oh EDIT: you threw a shoe at my direction but I am way to far away to land near me)

  • 10.27.2011 1:21 PM PDT

Cop lights, flash lights
Spot lights, strobe lights
Street lights
Fast life, drug life
Thug life, rock life
Every night

DABIGGESTBOB laughs as my forces retreat. He has won yet another battle in this war.

  • 10.27.2011 1:22 PM PDT

Best of random chance

*Insert secret hideout for our forces
Posted by: ArBit3R 818
DABIGGESTBOB laughs as my forces retreat. He has won yet another battle in this war.

  • 10.27.2011 1:23 PM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

MrNuke goes through the rubble, seeing the faces of the many dead, brave souls who wanted nothing more then to be free. They are in a better place now...

  • 10.27.2011 1:23 PM PDT

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