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Subject: Election '12

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As we all know, the time is nigh for our quad-annual election for moderators. We have some interesting candidates this year and I would just like help facilitate discussion with this topic. We all know how much time and effort everyone is putting in to make sure that this year's batch are better than the last, so remember to vote and make your opinions heard! EVERY VOTE COUNTS!


Now that that's out of the way, I'd just like to announce my own candidacy. I wasn't planning on running this year after the disappointments of '08, but, after seeing who I'm up against, I've decided that it is for the best. It's a slippery slope, but one I will attack with the dexterity and strength of a mountain goat. I will uphold the values that out founders wrought into the very foundation of B.net. I feel that values of our founders have been severely lacking as of late, and I WILL FIX THIS.

Bungie.net was created for the sole purpose of happiness, and happiness will be my goal. Some of you saw my plans for future updates. Under my rule, THESE WILL BE IMPLEMENTED. I will also help to bring about new additions to the Code of Conduct to help add happiness, such as random Soffish giveaways.

I know the choice is tough, but know that I uphold the values you want. So vote for Sharpace77 in '12!

SUPPORTERS:
Cheese(financial support)
Spaghett0 (the propaganda machine)
Zealot Tony (campaign adviser)
A Deaf Boy (propaganda distributor)
@BreadOfWonder (does not support Sharpace77)



Remember to vote! Your voice counts!

[Edited on 10.28.2011 6:47 PM PDT]

  • 10.28.2011 3:31 PM PDT

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Ninja edit: The original poster has been banned (best candidate ever) for breaking rules elsewhere. For your convenience their post has been reproduced below, so that any discussion may continue in their absence.

Posted by: sharpace77
As we all know, the time is nigh for our quad-annual election for moderators. We have some interesting candidates this year and I would just like help facilitate discussion with this topic. We all know how much time and effort everyone is putting in to make sure that this year's batch are better than the last, so remember to vote and make your opinions heard! EVERY VOTE COUNTS!


Now that that's out of the way, I'd just like to announce my own candidacy. I wasn't planning on running this year after the disappointments of '08, but, after seeing who I'm up against, I've decided that it is for the best. It's a slippery slope, but one I will attack with the dexterity and strength of a mountain goat. I will uphold the values that out founders wrought into the very foundation of B.net. I feel that values of our founders have been severely lacking as of late, and I WILL FIX THIS.

Bungie.net was created for the sole purpose of happiness, and happiness will be my goal. Some of you saw my plans for future updates. Under my rule, THESE WILL BE IMPLEMENTED. I will also help to bring about new additions to the Code of Conduct to help add happiness, such as random Soffish giveaways.

I know the choice is tough, but know that I uphold the values you want. So vote for Sharpace77 in '12!

SUPPORTERS:
Cheese(financial support)
Spaghett0 (the propaganda machine)
Zealot Tony (campaign adviser)
A Deaf Boy (propaganda distributor)
@BreadOfWonder (does not support Sharpace77)



Remember to vote! Your voice counts!

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Original post:

I have not noticed somebody that stands out to me yet #Keepsearching

[Edited on 10.30.2011 12:36 PM PDT by Tom T]

  • 10.28.2011 3:35 PM PDT
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I agree, the rent is too damn high!

  • 10.28.2011 3:38 PM PDT
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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!


Posted by: sharpace77

Remember to vote! Your voice counts!


Hahahaha.

Unless you were specifically talking to me. In that case, you're not as wrong as you thought you were.

  • 10.28.2011 3:39 PM PDT
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I vote for soffish!

  • 10.28.2011 3:40 PM PDT

Basically, I make the best topics ever.

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Duardo: This thread is locked for being stupid.
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Foman: I see absolutely no reason, either theoretical or practical, that this is not a superb idea. Excellent work, my friend.

Posted by: evilcam
Posted by: sharpace77
Remember to vote! Your voice counts!


Hahahaha.

Unless you were specifically talking to me. In that case, you're not as wrong as you thought you were.
I'm always talking to you evilcam.

  • 10.28.2011 3:42 PM PDT

Wait, we vote for moderators?

  • 10.28.2011 3:42 PM PDT

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And Cobravert is absolutely correct.

Posted by: Der Todesengel
"In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth and Cobra."
- Der

Wait.
We don't have any say in who the mods are and there are no such thing as elections on it.

Or did I miss something the past 3 3/4 years here.

  • 10.28.2011 3:44 PM PDT

Basically, I make the best topics ever.

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Duardo: This thread is locked for being stupid.
cortana 5 : It's perpetually my time of the month and I'm just grouchy.
Foman: I see absolutely no reason, either theoretical or practical, that this is not a superb idea. Excellent work, my friend.

Sadly, yes, the last elections were before you joined.
Posted by: Cobravert
Wait.
We don't have any say in who the mods are and there are no such thing as elections on it.

Or did I miss something the past 3 3/4 years here.

  • 10.28.2011 3:45 PM PDT

Hello, I'm Mr AwesomePizza. I like pizza and I'm a man. Reasoning for the name. I like to listen to the classics of music, write poetry, play video games, and much much more. I'm always down for a nice chat, so please hit me up for some conversation.

We can't vote for moderators... =/

  • 10.28.2011 3:46 PM PDT
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Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

Just to wipe away any confusion here, this is a satire thread presumably meant for humor only. At least.... I hope...

  • 10.28.2011 3:46 PM PDT

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  • 10.28.2011 3:48 PM PDT
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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

TWITCH 4 MODS

  • 10.28.2011 3:49 PM PDT

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Posted by: FALSE R3ALITYx
And Cobravert is absolutely correct.

Posted by: Der Todesengel
"In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth and Cobra."
- Der

Posted by: sharpace77
Sadly, yes, the last elections were before you joined.
Posted by: Cobravert
Wait.
We don't have any say in who the mods are and there are no such thing as elections on it.

Or did I miss something the past 3 3/4 years here.

Really, I missed it by 1 month then by your account's status.

  • 10.28.2011 3:49 PM PDT

"We live in a special time; the only time where we can observationally verify that we live in a very special time" - Lawrence Krauss.

I was a finalist :P

I think it would be better if we just picked names out of a hat. We only have to hope that JOHN CENA doesn't get chosen, however.

  • 10.28.2011 3:49 PM PDT
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Posted by: x Foman123 x
Just to wipe away any confusion here, this is a satire thread presumably meant for humor only. At least.... I hope...

Thanks for clearing that up Foman.

  • 10.28.2011 3:51 PM PDT

Hello, I'm Mr AwesomePizza. I like pizza and I'm a man. Reasoning for the name. I like to listen to the classics of music, write poetry, play video games, and much much more. I'm always down for a nice chat, so please hit me up for some conversation.

Posted by: Zealot Tony
I think it would be better if we just picked names out of a hat. We only have to hope that JOHN CENA doesn't get chosen, however.
Why? His posts are full of wisdom. I think he would make a great moderator.

  • 10.28.2011 3:53 PM PDT

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Posted by: Mr AwesomePizza
Posted by: Zealot Tony
I think it would be better if we just picked names out of a hat. We only have to hope that JOHN CENA doesn't get chosen, however.
Why? His posts are full of wisdom. I think he would make a great moderator.

They have a certain spin to them, don't they?

  • 10.28.2011 3:57 PM PDT

"We live in a special time; the only time where we can observationally verify that we live in a very special time" - Lawrence Krauss.

I was a finalist :P


Posted by: Mr AwesomePizza
Posted by: Zealot Tony
I think it would be better if we just picked names out of a hat. We only have to hope that JOHN CENA doesn't get chosen, however.
Why? His posts are full of wisdom. I think he would make a great moderator.

His campaign slogan: 'You spin me right round baby, right round'. The odds are with him, seeing as he has the most alternate accounts.

OT: sharpace77 for winning election 2012. The way you managed to hack in the thread you provided is magnificent ;)

  • 10.28.2011 3:58 PM PDT

Basically, I make the best topics ever.

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Foman: I see absolutely no reason, either theoretical or practical, that this is not a superb idea. Excellent work, my friend.

Posted by: Zealot Tony
sharpace77 for winning election 2012. The way you managed to hack in the thread you provided is magnificent ;)
Your support is greatly appreciated.

Also, if any wish to support me in private, PM me and I will add you to the list of underground supporters.

[Edited on 10.28.2011 4:02 PM PDT]

  • 10.28.2011 4:00 PM PDT

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Case and point: don't worry about it. Girls start getting boobies pretty soon, and then you'll have plenty of other things to think about. Being an Inheritor is not a life goal.
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  • 10.28.2011 4:01 PM PDT
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Me. I haven't been banned in ages and my only offense in like 3 years was a dumb warning by Foman.

Also, because I'm deaf and if you don't make me a mod it means you have something against disabled people.

  • 10.28.2011 4:04 PM PDT

Everything is interesting if you go into it deeply enough.

What are you offering to win my vote? Hope/change for Bungie.net? A free pizza?

  • 10.28.2011 4:10 PM PDT

Key

People who ask to be Mods tend to not become mods... Acky PM'd this to someone a while back and there's a picture of it rolling around but I can't find it. Just trust me. Also, voting for mods is useless as they're chosen solely by the Web Team..

Even as a joke thread, this one fails to present any discussion value nor equal value on a comedic level.

  • 10.28.2011 4:12 PM PDT

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Posted by: Scapegoat413
What are you offering to win my vote? Hope/change for Bungie.net? A free pizza?
In grade school I learned that the best promises included longer recesses and free ice cream every day, so you can have both if you commit to the cause today!

  • 10.28.2011 4:13 PM PDT