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Subject: Forum Ninja

Foday Church
>He wonders why we're here...
"Magic Touch" Received 10/29/11 due to this thread
Twitta: @St3p_R1ppin

Who've ever wondered how one becomes a Forum Ninja?

  • 10.29.2011 5:38 PM PDT

Posted by: urk
Eat raw meat.
Punch a bear in the face.


If you don't know who I am, the feeling is mutual.

I think it involves giving Marty a sponge bath...

  • 10.29.2011 5:41 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten

*SPOILERS*

How does one become a forum ninja?

Forum Ninjas are selected by Bungie and the current Forum Ninjas on a number of characteristics such as community involvement, length of time on Bungie.net, knowledge of Bungie and Bungie games, knowledge of and adherence to forum rules, exercise of good judgment on the forums, and should have extensive knowledge of the English language along with proper grammar.

In general, users who are considered for a Forum Ninja position have anywhere between several months and many years of experience and activity on Bungie.net.

If candidates meet these requirements, they may be potential Forum Ninja material and are abducted, sealed in a black room, beaten with a wet noodle and finally starved for seven days until they are released back into the world naked and confused or find themselves chained to a computer desk in Bungie's mop closet.

  • 10.29.2011 5:42 PM PDT

"I amar prestar aen, han mathon ne nen, han mathon ne chae a han noston ned 'wilith."

Go check out The Community Carnage!

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Two words: Wet noodle

  • 10.29.2011 5:43 PM PDT

Posted by: Great_Pretender
Case and point: don't worry about it. Girls start getting boobies pretty soon, and then you'll have plenty of other things to think about. Being an Inheritor is not a life goal.
-TGP-

Any questions one could have for a moderator are here.

  • 10.29.2011 5:43 PM PDT

Foday Church
>He wonders why we're here...
"Magic Touch" Received 10/29/11 due to this thread
Twitta: @St3p_R1ppin

Mainly, Achronos selects them...

  • 10.29.2011 5:46 PM PDT

"I amar prestar aen, han mathon ne nen, han mathon ne chae a han noston ned 'wilith."

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Posted by: SasukeFKay
Mainly, Achronos selects them...

Well I reckon all the members of HFCS play some part in the selection process. After all, the current mods are the ones who see what most of the community is truly like, Bungie have other things to do.

But Achronos/Urk probably have the final say.

  • 10.29.2011 5:53 PM PDT
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Wax on, wax off.

  • 10.29.2011 5:53 PM PDT

I have not.

  • 10.29.2011 5:57 PM PDT

We miss you Logan.
Ask any question. I'll help with anything on site or off.

Moderator FAQ.

  • 10.29.2011 6:01 PM PDT

@trueunderdog

Chapter

Narwhallace Smithington: Gone, but not forgotten. Never approve of anything lil guy. <3
Furious George: The new -blam!-

Magic.

  • 10.29.2011 6:10 PM PDT

i c u thar c' ing my signiture

Yours in _Kai_

Papa Rich said you have to survive being hit by lightning.

  • 10.29.2011 6:12 PM PDT

Does anyone even read these?

You have to do Achronos a special favour. Very special.

  • 10.29.2011 6:16 PM PDT

Best of random chance

It involves a wet noodle ^_^
Posted by: BadBall3r47
You have to do Achronos a special favour. Very special.


[Edited on 10.29.2011 6:17 PM PDT]

  • 10.29.2011 6:17 PM PDT

~ HC Lone Wolf


Posted by: True Underdog
Magic.

  • 10.29.2011 6:24 PM PDT

Foday Church
>He wonders why we're here...
"Magic Touch" Received 10/29/11 due to this thread
Twitta: @St3p_R1ppin

I've Done That Twice...

  • 10.29.2011 6:30 PM PDT

Foday Church
>He wonders why we're here...
"Magic Touch" Received 10/29/11 due to this thread
Twitta: @St3p_R1ppin

So, basically I have to play with a "wet noodle" for 5 minutes?

  • 10.29.2011 6:34 PM PDT

We miss you Logan.
Ask any question. I'll help with anything on site or off.


Posted by: machinimagames
Moderator FAQ.


This is the official way to become one. The wet noodle thing is a joke.

  • 10.29.2011 6:48 PM PDT
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  • 10.29.2011 6:50 PM PDT

"We live in a special time; the only time where we can observationally verify that we live in a very special time" - Lawrence Krauss.

I was a finalist :P

Haha wet noodle.

  • 10.29.2011 7:19 PM PDT

Don't worry, you're still your mom's favorite Bnet member.

Posted by: True Underdog
Magic.
The wet noodle is real, right?

  • 10.29.2011 10:14 PM PDT

Posted by: Dustin 6047
Troll confirmed. I never even insulted you

Posted by: Dustin 6047
OP - You're a dumbass with the reading comprehension skills of a second grader.


Can someone tell me what's wrong with these two, this made me LOL hard.

Imaaaginationnn!

  • 10.29.2011 10:16 PM PDT

Posted by: Dustin 6047
Troll confirmed. I never even insulted you

Posted by: Dustin 6047
OP - You're a dumbass with the reading comprehension skills of a second grader.


Can someone tell me what's wrong with these two, this made me LOL hard.


Posted by: arch4ng13
Papa Rich said you have to survive being hit by lightning.
Done! :D

  • 10.29.2011 10:16 PM PDT
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A lot of people have probably wondered that.

  • 10.29.2011 10:17 PM PDT

Key


Posted by: Sergeant Kyuun
Imaaaginationnn!

How the hell did they get Robot-Pirate Island in a cardboard box?!

  • 10.29.2011 10:22 PM PDT

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