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Subject: The next thing from Bungie will be a giant slingshot! With evidence...

I know this because of this long text block I wrote.

Quotes from the latest Vidoc:

1."We want to build a world where any crazy -blam!- can happen..."
From Bungie's 7 steps to world domination.
Step 7:
Take over world, shoot enemies into the sun with giant slingshot.

So the plan seems to be then that Bungie's next project is a slingshot and subsequently a take over of the world. They want to rebuild this world so any crazy -blam!- can happen and to remove their enemies, they will be shot into the Sun.

2."We've got all that experience, of making really big games, so we know what we're aiming for is going to be that much bigger..."
As mentioned above, Step 7 requires a GIANT slingshot. From this quote then, Bungie's next project will be huge... Slingshot huge? Almost definitely. Plus their target? Well as Step 7 says, all their enemies will be shot to sun.

3."One reason the Tiger is so intriguing to so many people in the studio... is because it's reaching players in new ways that we haven't before..."
How do you reach out to people so they worship you? Build a giant slingshot and threaten them with exile to the sun. All these people in the studio are actually Engineers building this contraption!

4."We absolutely believe that it will be a game changer in the way that Halo was a game changer..."
A game changer? Well yes because it's world domination! Halo brought the masses to worship Bungie. That was a game changer. World domination is the second game changer. I can feel it.


Other information

The amount of Engineer's Bungie are looking for...
http://www.bungie.net/Inside/aboutus.aspx
The answer is 17. Coincidence? I think not.

Also they are searching for a Build Verification Test Lead. It's no surprise that that job hasn't been filled. Who would want to be sent to the sun?


So what side will you join when this slingshot is unveiled? The new leaders of the world Bungie? Or will you fight for your freedom and consequently be sent towards the sun?

Discuss.

P.S Sorry if this is in the wrong froum...

  • 11.01.2011 12:37 PM PDT

This made me lol.

  • 11.01.2011 12:46 PM PDT
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Posted by: Th3Bl4ckKn1ght
This made me lol.

  • 11.01.2011 3:05 PM PDT


Posted by: Dat Rick Astley

Posted by: Th3Bl4ckKn1ght
This made me lol.

  • 11.01.2011 7:34 PM PDT

"Except we, we're the zebras. All fenced in...and ready for the slaughter!"

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Posted by: Traffic Coned

Posted by: Dat Rick Astley

Posted by: Th3Bl4ckKn1ght
This made me lol.

  • 11.01.2011 7:55 PM PDT


Posted by: Sven Nietzsche

Posted by: Traffic Coned

Posted by: Dat Rick Astley

Posted by: Th3Bl4ckKn1ght
This made me lol.

  • 11.02.2011 6:00 AM PDT

Ad Infinitum

Combo break.


OT: May I be the first person they launch into the Sun? Pretty please?

  • 11.02.2011 6:02 AM PDT

Didact's Reprisal -
Now is the time of our unworlding
One final effort is all that remains
And I am not afraid
We shall fulfill our promise
We fight for the grace of the Mantle
And this time none of you will be left behind

Or, instead of making a joke out of this, you could have included the weekly update quote where they stated they seriously had a meeting over the giant slingshot.

It's coming.

  • 11.02.2011 6:34 AM PDT
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Posted by: St Major Dan
I know this because of this long text block I wrote.


And really that's all the proof we need.
Lol. Very nice. Best thing I've read so far today.

  • 11.02.2011 10:44 AM PDT

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Posted by: BumperJohn 117

Posted by: Sven Nietzsche

Posted by: Traffic Coned

Posted by: Dat Rick Astley

Posted by: Th3Bl4ckKn1ght
This made me lol.

  • 11.02.2011 10:59 AM PDT

Don't -blam!- with Kerser!

Posted by: Dat Rick Astley

Posted by: Th3Bl4ckKn1ght
This made me Roll.

  • 11.02.2011 11:17 AM PDT


Posted by: Fearing

Posted by: St Major Dan
I know this because of this long text block I wrote.


And really that's all the proof we need.
Lol. Very nice. Best thing I've read so far today.


Thankyou, but seriously, we need to prepare...

  • 11.02.2011 12:03 PM PDT


Posted by: BumperJohn 117

Posted by: Sven Nietzsche

Posted by: Traffic Coned

Posted by: Dat Rick Astley

Posted by: Th3Bl4ckKn1ght
This made me lol.

  • 11.02.2011 1:05 PM PDT

yas334229812

Prepare prepare for the doom.
All bow down to the great Bungie or else you shall be burnt down by the sun under their almighty power.

  • 11.02.2011 1:09 PM PDT