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Subject: 101+ ways to get quoted on The Flood.

Da Husk.

Well, since the mods said this didn't belong in The Flood, I moved it here. Original thread.

Please feel free to lock if necessary.

Anyways...

1. Be an employee.
2. Be a ninja.
3. Be a well-known member.
4. Be an obvious troll.
5. Be a good troll.
6. Be intelligent.
7. Be a dumbass.
8. Be a douche.
9. Be an attention whore.
10. Make a typo.
11. Make a grammar fail.
12. Be unsure on the spelling of a word.
13. Make a witty one-liner within the first 3 replies of a thread.
14. Say something outrageously stupid.
15. Have a well thought out reply.
16. Have an opinion contrary to everybody else.
17. Say everybody else's opinion within the first 3 replies of a thread.
18. Say something funny.
19. Have a peculiar coup.
20. Fail at linking.
21. Be kind.
22. "Nope, Chuck Testa."
23. Pretend to be a girl.
24. Make yourself seem popular with many alts.
25.
Posted by: King Fluffs

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
No need to finish. The ones you've put up cover everybody here.


26. Post old news.
27. Post about Cena.
28. Link a shock site.
29. Be spartain ken.
30. Have an agreeable opinion.
31. "X > Y"
32. "BF3 SUX!"
33. "MW3 SUX!"
34. "SKYRIM SUX!"
35. "MLP SUX!"
36. "FURRIES SUCK!"
37. Be a hipster.
38. Be mainstream.
39. Be a fanboy.
40. Be a brony.
41. Be a brony hater.
42. Be argumentative.
43. "Cool story, bro."
44. "tl;dr"
45. Be religious.
46. Be an atheist.
47. Be a liberal.
48. Be a conservative.
49. Be a capitalist.
50. Be a communist.
51. Be a socialist.
52. Be a fascist.
53. Be American.
54. Be European.
55. "MERICA SUX!"
56. Post about rap.
57. Post about metal.
58. Post about dubstep.
59. Post a parody thread.
60. Spout memes.
61. Reference a source.
62. Post about porches.
63. "Stick it in her pooper"
64. "ifarted69"
65. Try Xbox.com
66. No, try Xbox.com
67. "Challenge accepted."
68. Be Canadian.
69. "Relevant."
70. "mfw"
71. "Google is your friend."
72. Space your periods .
73. Fail at trolling.
74. Make a ridiculous argument.
75. "/thread"
76. Post something hawt.
77. Post something ugly.
78. Post something cute.
79. Post something depressing.
80. Post something perverted.
81. Post a video.
82. Post a picture.
83. Fail at quoting.
84.
Posted by: SH4D0W0733

Posted by: husky1994
Reserved.


85. Have a post worthy of being "fix'd"
86. "No."
87. "Yes."
88. "Suicide is the only option."
89. "OP is 12."
90. Be a Reachtard.
91. Post something racist.
92. Post something vulgar.
93. Use the word egregious.
94. Make a list of your favorite floodians.
95. Be the OP.
96. Make a post in general.
97. Say something obvious.
98. Be attractive.
99. Have red hair.
100. Contradict yourself.
101. Quote yourself.
102. Post a lie.
103. -insert female singer here- trolls everybody.
104. "CoD > X"
105. "X > USA"
106. "HALO SUX!"
107. "QFT"
108. -insert wall o' text here-
109. Tell your friend to quote you.
110. Don't post in the first place.
111. Derail threads with elite secks.
112. Post weekly to spite the flood because you think it's cool. (You know who you are.)
113. Pretend to be black.
114. Post about OP's mother.
115. JOHN CENA JOHN CENA JOHN CENA (No, it's not meatspin.)
116. Quote from reddit.
117. Be Master Chief.
118. Be a pegboy.
119. Be the King of Watermelons.
120. Be a forum cop.
121. Make long and hilarious stories about cereal.
122. Flame for grammatical errors.
123. Flame for spelling errors.
124. Make lots of girl threads.
125. "China called..."
126. Include tits and/or ass in your coup.
127. Post about Occupy Wall Street.
128. Post "America vs. China" threads.
129. Post "Who would win?" threads.
130. Spam your troll site everywhere.

Thank you to all those who helped make the list. Feel free to discuss and make suggestions and I will add them to the list.


[Edited on 11.01.2011 6:40 PM PDT]

  • 11.01.2011 2:12 PM PDT

Posted by: Lord Pyro
I play for fun and armory completion. :)

If they didn't think it belonged in the Flood, what makes you think it would belong here? I think it was locked because it didn't belong anywhere.

  • 11.01.2011 2:20 PM PDT

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In wine there's truth but in silence there's surrender.

So basically just post in the Flood?

  • 11.01.2011 2:23 PM PDT

cockburnicus@live.com
New Flood

I never get quoted, so I must be none of those things.

  • 11.01.2011 2:23 PM PDT

Da Husk.


Posted by: Exalted Kezia
So basically just post in the Flood?

Pretty much.

  • 11.01.2011 2:23 PM PDT

Live a little.

PyroSnip3 - Xbox Live Gamertag

#29.

  • 11.01.2011 2:28 PM PDT
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Posted by: Predator Eagle
#29.

He's so special that he gets his own place on the list :)

  • 11.01.2011 2:33 PM PDT

Posted by: Lord Pyro
I play for fun and armory completion. :)


Posted by: Trytikan

Posted by: Predator Eagle
#29.

He's so special that he gets his own place on the list :)


Actually suggested it himself in the original thread.

  • 11.01.2011 2:34 PM PDT

This thread is lies.
"101+ ways to get quoted on The Flood."
"101+"
"+"

The list ends exactly on 101.

  • 11.01.2011 2:38 PM PDT

Da Husk.


Posted by: ChieftOfNight
This thread is lies.
"101+ ways to get quoted on The Flood."
"101+"
"+"

The list ends exactly on 101.

There, I added a 102. Now are you happy?

[Edited on 11.01.2011 2:46 PM PDT]

  • 11.01.2011 2:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: Cycle22

Posted by: Trytikan

Posted by: Predator Eagle
#29.

He's so special that he gets his own place on the list :)


Actually suggested it himself in the original thread.

Just go with it :)

  • 11.01.2011 2:47 PM PDT
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I am...whimsical today.

Posted by: Cockburnicus
I never get quoted, so I must be none of those things.
Looking at the list, that seems almost impossible.

  • 11.01.2011 2:51 PM PDT

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Posted by: Exalted Kezia
So basically just post in The Flood?

  • 11.01.2011 2:53 PM PDT

ooga booga boooh


Posted by: Cockburnicus
I never get quoted, so I must be none of those things.

  • 11.01.2011 2:56 PM PDT

Da Husk.


Posted by: jacob crawford

Posted by: Cockburnicus
I never get quoted, so I must be none of those things.

Contradiction?

  • 11.01.2011 2:57 PM PDT
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Op you are forgetting

-(female singers name here)'s posts ________ that is 180 degrees of every ones else Opinions

-"Halo SUX!"

-"call of Duty's better than _______"

-(country name here) is better than the USA

  • 11.01.2011 3:09 PM PDT

Rarity FTW

Give this man a medal.

  • 11.01.2011 3:30 PM PDT

Da Husk.


Posted by: coolcor13
Give this man a medal.

Thank you kind sir.

  • 11.01.2011 3:36 PM PDT

I am human, I am good and bad as well. But I try my hardest to stay good. And some of the things I do and say may be bad. Or just not too good, but I do try.

So with that said I don't fault you. I mean your only human, good or bad.

Stat and Sig

What About QFT? Quote for truth? I don't think I saw that one up there.

  • 11.01.2011 3:38 PM PDT

Da Husk.


Posted by: Shadow038
What About QFT? Quote for truth? I don't think I saw that one up there.

I forgot about that one. Thanks for reminding me.

  • 11.01.2011 3:40 PM PDT

I am human, I am good and bad as well. But I try my hardest to stay good. And some of the things I do and say may be bad. Or just not too good, but I do try.

So with that said I don't fault you. I mean your only human, good or bad.

Stat and Sig

Haha welcome and see it did work.

  • 11.01.2011 3:42 PM PDT

Do you know what kind of hat I'm wearing?

A party hat; you don't get one. An honor will this party be, a party in your honor, for your honor. Some of Tfear's personal guards are going to be there. You'll be introduced shortly.

Prepare to die.

I wonder what happens when you do all those things... at the same time.

  • 11.01.2011 3:42 PM PDT

Da Husk.


Posted by: Shadow038
Haha welcome and see it did work.

Oh, you.

Posted by: H0FFman J
I wonder what happens when you do all those things... at the same time.

Floodception?

[Edited on 11.01.2011 3:45 PM PDT]

  • 11.01.2011 3:43 PM PDT

Key

I legitimately lol'd at "Be spartain ken"

Nice list OP

  • 11.01.2011 3:44 PM PDT

To infinity, and beyond!
UNSC Leviathan

Make a "wall of text"

  • 11.01.2011 3:48 PM PDT

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