Well, since the mods said this didn't belong in The Flood, I moved it here. Original thread.
Please feel free to lock if necessary.
Anyways...
1. Be an employee.
2. Be a ninja.
3. Be a well-known member.
4. Be an obvious troll.
5. Be a good troll.
6. Be intelligent.
7. Be a dumbass.
8. Be a douche.
9. Be an attention whore.
10. Make a typo.
11. Make a grammar fail.
12. Be unsure on the spelling of a word.
13. Make a witty one-liner within the first 3 replies of a thread.
14. Say something outrageously stupid.
15. Have a well thought out reply.
16. Have an opinion contrary to everybody else.
17. Say everybody else's opinion within the first 3 replies of a thread.
18. Say something funny.
19. Have a peculiar coup.
20. Fail at linking.
21. Be kind.
22. "Nope, Chuck Testa."
23. Pretend to be a girl.
24. Make yourself seem popular with many alts.
25.
Posted by: King Fluffs
Posted by: The Kangol Kid
No need to finish. The ones you've put up cover everybody here.
26. Post old news.
27. Post about Cena.
28. Link a shock site.
29. Be spartain ken.
30. Have an agreeable opinion.
31. "X > Y"
32. "BF3 SUX!"
33. "MW3 SUX!"
34. "SKYRIM SUX!"
35. "MLP SUX!"
36. "FURRIES SUCK!"
37. Be a hipster.
38. Be mainstream.
39. Be a fanboy.
40. Be a brony.
41. Be a brony hater.
42. Be argumentative.
43. "Cool story, bro."
44. "tl;dr"
45. Be religious.
46. Be an atheist.
47. Be a liberal.
48. Be a conservative.
49. Be a capitalist.
50. Be a communist.
51. Be a socialist.
52. Be a fascist.
53. Be American.
54. Be European.
55. "MERICA SUX!"
56. Post about rap.
57. Post about metal.
58. Post about dubstep.
59. Post a parody thread.
60. Spout memes.
61. Reference a source.
62. Post about porches.
63. "Stick it in her pooper"
64. "ifarted69"
65. Try Xbox.com
66. No, try Xbox.com
67. "Challenge accepted."
68. Be Canadian.
69. "Relevant."
70. "mfw"
71. "Google is your friend."
72. Space your periods .
73. Fail at trolling.
74. Make a ridiculous argument.
75. "/thread"
76. Post something hawt.
77. Post something ugly.
78. Post something cute.
79. Post something depressing.
80. Post something perverted.
81. Post a video.
82. Post a picture.
83. Fail at quoting.
84.
Posted by: SH4D0W0733
Posted by: husky1994
Reserved.
85. Have a post worthy of being "fix'd"
86. "No."
87. "Yes."
88. "Suicide is the only option."
89. "OP is 12."
90. Be a Reachtard.
91. Post something racist.
92. Post something vulgar.
93. Use the word egregious.
94. Make a list of your favorite floodians.
95. Be the OP.
96. Make a post in general.
97. Say something obvious.
98. Be attractive.
99. Have red hair.
100. Contradict yourself.
101. Quote yourself.
102. Post a lie.
103. -insert female singer here- trolls everybody.
104. "CoD > X"
105. "X > USA"
106. "HALO SUX!"
107. "QFT"
108. -insert wall o' text here-
109. Tell your friend to quote you.
110. Don't post in the first place.
111. Derail threads with elite secks.
112. Post weekly to spite the flood because you think it's cool. (You know who you are.)
113. Pretend to be black.
114. Post about OP's mother.
115. JOHN CENA JOHN CENA JOHN CENA (No, it's not meatspin.)
116. Quote from reddit.
117. Be Master Chief.
118. Be a pegboy.
119. Be the King of Watermelons.
120. Be a forum cop.
121. Make long and hilarious stories about cereal.
122. Flame for grammatical errors.
123. Flame for spelling errors.
124. Make lots of girl threads.
125. "China called..."
126. Include tits and/or ass in your coup.
127. Post about Occupy Wall Street.
128. Post "America vs. China" threads.
129. Post "Who would win?" threads.
130. Spam your troll site everywhere.
Thank you to all those who helped make the list. Feel free to discuss and make suggestions and I will add them to the list.
[Edited on 11.01.2011 6:40 PM PDT]