Posted by: Captain Hero
When a little spartan reaches a certain level of progress, they will have the opportunity to buy and wear big bulky armor, and who are the ones wearing it????
My theory to this is...
Many of you guys that have the misfortune of having a smaller than average length man-hood, make it up by buying a big and expensive vehicle. That way you feel that you are dwarfing everyone else, thus boosting your self esteem, making you forget the small laughable thing between your legs.
In Halo, those that play barbie with their spartan by wearing the biggest pieces of armor have a small one too which also explains how bad they are at the game, BUT that doesn't matter because they are wearing armor that makes them look big. Same applies to Inheritors for obvious reasons.
tl;dr Fact:Wearing big armor automatically shows me that you have a small membrane lulz!
Just checked your Reach profile, and apparently you don't exist; What a hypocrite.
[Edited on 11.01.2011 7:02 PM PDT]