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Subject: Big bulky armor=small pipi
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When a little spartan reaches a certain level of progress, they will have the opportunity to buy and wear big bulky armor, and who are the ones wearing it????

My theory to this is...

Many of you guys that have the misfortune of having a smaller than average length man-hood, make it up by buying a big and expensive vehicle. That way you feel that you are dwarfing everyone else, thus boosting your self esteem, making you forget the small laughable thing between your legs.

In Halo, those that play barbie with their spartan by wearing the biggest pieces of armor have a small one too which also explains how bad they are at the game, BUT that doesn't matter because they are wearing armor that makes them look big. Same applies to Inheritors for obvious reasons.

tl;dr Fact:Wearing big armor automatically shows me that you have a small membrane lulz!

  • 11.01.2011 6:26 PM PDT

"I like knowing the space between my ears is immeasurable."

ur bad at dis.

like really bad.

  • 11.01.2011 6:27 PM PDT

So by wearing small armor you have a bigger Sgt Johnson? and medium means you're medium?

  • 11.01.2011 6:28 PM PDT

Posted by: aBlueBookshelf
Goat was famous. Irie was infamous. Gh0st was FaMaS.

My stats in Halol 4

Typical Waypoint post.
no it's "its got to go" you wouldn't say the "it is got to go" would you?

I give trolling lessons for 1600

  • 11.01.2011 6:28 PM PDT

The Halo series was my first and favorite FPS series.
I enjoy most games throughout all systems despite what some people say.

Oh, and on the forums, I tell it like it is, like it or not.

My amazing theory: People can do whatever they want with their armor.

/thread

  • 11.01.2011 6:28 PM PDT

Posted by: SplitSw0rd
it doesn't help that your face is a talking bomb too.

I lol'd thoroughly at this post.

  • 11.01.2011 6:29 PM PDT
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Posted by: XxXAdytumXxX
ur bad at dis.

like really bad.



Sorry dude, you need to be at least 7 inches in length for me to take you serious. I don't argue with 'small' people.

  • 11.01.2011 6:30 PM PDT

Posted by: SplitSw0rd
it doesn't help that your face is a talking bomb too.

Posted by: Captain Hero
Sorry dude, you need to be at least 7 inches in length for me to take you serious. I don't argue with 'small' people.

Someone's inadequate and has to let everyone know about it.

  • 11.01.2011 6:31 PM PDT

"I like knowing the space between my ears is immeasurable."


Posted by: Captain Hero

Posted by: XxXAdytumXxX
ur bad at dis.

like really bad.



Sorry dude, you need to be at least 7 inches in length for me to take you serious. I don't argue with 'small' people.


FOR THE LAST TIME GUY I"M NOT SENDING YOU PICTURES OF MY P E N I S. STOP IT! THIS IS HARASSMENT!

  • 11.01.2011 6:32 PM PDT

First in social ranked firefight campaign competitive and ODST goose splatters.
My other account is UrbanTwisticle
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A fast little sports car is considered over compensating. So your trying to look sleek and stylish with your small little armor yes? You care about your armor being fashionable? I put on the armor I bought most recently and could care less what my Barbie looks like.

Me thinks I see a different correlation here.

  • 11.01.2011 6:33 PM PDT

S.A.A.

SAAKILLER is pronounced: S.A.A.KILLER


Posted by: Captain Hero

^Lolcakes^

Posted by: golffore297
My amazing theory: People can do whatever they want with their armor.

/thread

Oh my GOD! I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!!! Seriously, ^truth^

Posted by: Rage Mode
Posted by: Captain Hero
Sorry dude, you need to be at least 7 inches in length for me to take you serious. I don't argue with 'small' people.

Someone's inadequate and has to let everyone know about it.


^OWNED^

/thread

  • 11.01.2011 6:34 PM PDT
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Play it, love it, rate it.

If this was true, then why did we have such a hard time defeating Japan in WWII? For such small "pipis," they sure put up a hell of fight (this is a joke btw, I don't actually think all Asians have small blams).

  • 11.01.2011 6:34 PM PDT
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Posted by: Rage Mode

Let me take a picture of my throbbing membrane to send it your way. Want me to use oil to make it glossy and provocative for you?? <3

  • 11.01.2011 6:48 PM PDT

Posted by: SplitSw0rd
it doesn't help that your face is a talking bomb too.


Posted by: Captain Hero
Let me take a picture of my throbbing membrane to send it your way. Want me to use oil to make it glossy and provocative for you?? <3

Nice bluff, but I don't care that much.

  • 11.01.2011 6:52 PM PDT
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Posted by: Rage Mode

Posted by: Captain Hero
Let me take a picture of my throbbing membrane to send it your way. Want me to use oil to make it glossy and provocative for you?? <3

Nice bluff, but I don't care that much.


Meaning you wouldn't really mind? ;)

  • 11.01.2011 6:55 PM PDT


Posted by: Captain Hero
When a little spartan reaches a certain level of progress, they will have the opportunity to buy and wear big bulky armor, and who are the ones wearing it????

My theory to this is...

Many of you guys that have the misfortune of having a smaller than average length man-hood, make it up by buying a big and expensive vehicle. That way you feel that you are dwarfing everyone else, thus boosting your self esteem, making you forget the small laughable thing between your legs.

In Halo, those that play barbie with their spartan by wearing the biggest pieces of armor have a small one too which also explains how bad they are at the game, BUT that doesn't matter because they are wearing armor that makes them look big. Same applies to Inheritors for obvious reasons.

tl;dr Fact:Wearing big armor automatically shows me that you have a small membrane lulz!

Just checked your Reach profile, and apparently you don't exist; What a hypocrite.

[Edited on 11.01.2011 7:02 PM PDT]

  • 11.01.2011 7:00 PM PDT

Boltshot = mini shotgun

/opinion

  • 11.01.2011 7:02 PM PDT

Lol@OP

Doesn't it seem weird how much he cares about dick size? I bet he is actually the one with a small shaft.

  • 11.01.2011 7:33 PM PDT

Today is a good day to be a Spartan

Says the person with Captain Hero for a GT....Calling the Kettle black are we now.....

  • 11.01.2011 7:38 PM PDT

Ohai, I'm Loscocco (pronounced Loss-cocoa). I'm a college student (computer science major), 3D animator, and long-time Halo player.

So what happens when I keep switching big armor on and off?

  • 11.01.2011 7:40 PM PDT
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Posted by: Mikelp_1
So what happens when I keep switching big armor on and off?


Do you switch your big armor on cold days?

  • 11.01.2011 7:47 PM PDT

I'm an Inheritor with no armor. So what does that mean? Hmmm?

  • 11.01.2011 7:49 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

So if someone is only in Default then it must be massive, right?

[Edited on 11.01.2011 7:56 PM PDT]

  • 11.01.2011 7:55 PM PDT
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Posted by: RC Clone
So if someone is only in Default then it must be massive, right?


Exactly.

  • 11.01.2011 8:02 PM PDT

Name's John. I'm a 21-year-old firefighter/EMT from lolhio who doubles as a die-hard Halo fan. I've been enjoying the franchise since 2001. My favorite iteration of Halo would have to be Halo 2 simply because I never got to experience the joy of a full-on Halo: CE LAN.


If you have any other questions, feel free to ask.

Oh yeah, and boot Zome.

Caring about what the other guy has on his virtual Barbie = even smaller peepee. Care more, keed.

  • 11.01.2011 8:23 PM PDT

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