- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Do you like to tell jokes and funny stories? Do you like to trick the enemy?
Do you like to regale the enemy with your existential philosophies, stories of strange dreams, and your personal view on how Halo 2 online is a metaphor for our imperialistic economic system all the while slaughtering them?
Do you like to force the enemy to do... things ... by holding on to the bomb forever and ever at 3 in the morning?
Are you the guy that told the enemy flag carrier to jump in your warthog so you could drive him off a cliff?
Are you the guy that told the enemy bomb carrier, "The base is clear, jump in!" just so he could be slaughtered by your teammates?
I don't care what rank you are. I am not serious about Halo. I play it a lot and I love it, but I play for FUN. If it ever ceases to be fun, I will quit playing.
I mean if I get to level 23 in Rumble Pit, who am I gonna brag to? The hot brunette that works at the coffeeshop? I think not!
My clan, Clowns of WAR is looking for a bunch of goofballs mainly to play regular ranked and custom games. We will be a clan that will frustrates, confuses, deceives, and amuses the enemy.
I think clanmatches are stupid because of clan boosting, and because my team always completely slaughters, or we get owned because of course the opponents may be a 3 in clan match, but a 23 in Team Slayer.
If we slaughter people in clan matches, we will be prancing all the way. If we don't, well, we still had a good time playing.
There are just a few rules;
1) No cheating. Cheapness, yes. Spawnkilling and and pulling flags through walls, yes. Standby and dummy glitch, no.
2) No racist remarks and such. I am almost every race in ther world, and besides that, I detest racism.
3) Have fun. If you get pissy or whine, don't play. It's just a game. Don't get pissy if I suck coz I have an off day, or if you don't get "your" damn sniper rifle ever round.
I don't care what rank you are or your age. Just be a team player, have a good attitude, and be silly.
Very, very very, silly.
Gamertag: spaceLichen.
Send me a friend request.