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Subject: Never ending cheat!!
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Then snap off the wing of the Banshee so it crashes into an unsuspecting Hunter. You then have to land perfectly infront of a Grunt and force the yellow-ish core of the Banshee into his respirator. You then run backwards and jump just as the Grunt explodes and ride the corpse of an Elite down the mountainside to safety.

  • 09.19.2004 6:05 AM PDT
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Then you meet a new covie who...

  • 09.19.2004 1:56 PM PDT
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Posted by: panther36
f u cks his mom.

You sick freak

  • 09.19.2004 2:05 PM PDT
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gives you a pikmin's dead body after that you have to travel to the land of mordor(again)
and have sex with frodo baggins.after that take frodo's seamen and administer into the pikmin's poor fragile body after which he comes to life!he speaks but you cant understand him,cuz he is speaking in No0Bish. after which you go to my brother and ask him waht the reborn pikmin is saying and my brother says..........

  • 09.19.2004 2:07 PM PDT
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GHATEMPLAFOO!!!!!

  • 09.19.2004 2:11 PM PDT
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which means........

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FLATULENCE!!!!

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What you just said, is one of the most insanely idoitic things i have ever heard, at no point in your ramblin incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought, everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it, I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

"Billy Madison"

  • 09.19.2004 3:42 PM PDT
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Listen, if you don't want to hear insane babbling, then don't click here!

  • 09.20.2004 7:47 PM PDT
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After all that is done you must grenade 17 dropships, make a 16 man system link master chief tower, rocket the bottem guy so the others fall, go through the library w/o killing any flood, get through PoA wit full ammo, take the captain's hi my name Keyes tag to the Food Nipple grunt on the maw who will give you a map to smaus aran who gives you her x-ray visor which allows you to retrieve the captain's pipe from the blob in the keyes level, exchange it at the super merchant mud crab on the morrowind isle for HALO 2 and then play multiplayer as an elite. dah dah dah DAAAAAAh

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  • 09.21.2004 7:46 PM PDT
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Man... You really wanted this to be over didn't you? Well...
NO SUCH LUCK!!!
Now you must complete the mission of...

  • 09.22.2004 7:30 PM PDT
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shutting up
but hey if i had to do -blam!- like that (and it was possible) in order to become an elite i would do it

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this post is over now

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.... you must complete the mission of now having sex with gandalf the grey at the shire before the evil belrog eats his "packadge" off.then you must take gandalf's magical seamen and drink it along with some of the invincible marines piss.after that you must find the magical flmaethrower lodged in the magical hunter's ass.after that the flamethrower should flame all noobs in this post and then show you were the yellow banshee is....after buying it from me on Ebay you now have destroy captain keyes.after that a coin pops out of his ass along with the pipe that he took from you.now you have to go buy 1,000 tons of crack from me so your Juju matrix will enter the red . Now you must go talk to the Xhoalin Monk who gives you the mission of..................

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No i do not want it to be over because this is quite funny so...
It turns out that dumb mud crab gave you a copy of Halo 1 with a 2 written on it, so you kill him and take his left foreleg. You then give it to superman who flies it out into space so it mutates into a guy who tells you that the secret is hidden in Atlantis, so you get a submarine and go to atlantis and are attacked by sharks upon which time you run like a silly school girl and ask john cleese what you should do. All he says is ALBATROSS! So youu shoot one, in its stomach you find a mystical jewel that takes over your body and turns you into... A GRUNT...wtf, stupid faulty mystical jewel, so now you are a grunt and you move 74x slower, so you plod the 4 steps to the pelican in a record 42 minutes and are mistaken for a real grunt and captured upon which time you...

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Take a long leak on E419 and take over the smelly human ship and fire nukes at the earth then you become a god grunt and you must defeat Master chief in cyber space and the only way to kill him is by...

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this thread becomes more and more perverted with each post

  • 09.25.2004 7:28 PM PDT

*Sgt

chipping his tooth by

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cracking his visor and taking a crap in his helmet making it so intoxicating that he bangs his face against a blast door only to

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find that it was all a stupid dream made by a load of complete -blam!- heads
ps i am 1 aswell

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and so he wakes up and finds all the grunts hunters and everything in the dream waiting in his chamber to kill him, but he staps them with his fingers and jumps out the ship to land on a covenant crusier in the game Halo 2...

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but once you get to earth you realize its " Alredann" which is controled by Obi-Wan-Kenobi and his army of evil contaminated sponges that have ingered overadiated mashed potatoes. so now you must...

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slap the guy for stealing Milton's stapler..but then, you must find the Golden Halo 2 disc, while sitting on the toilet eating bacon, then you must...

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suck on rubberbands to sease your hunger. after that , go to the Jedi Council and ask to speak with a jurball named Laurance. Ask him for a large peperonni pizza and a medium coke. Then you must...

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give it to Cartman from south park where he eats it and craps it out killing kenny and incapacitating the elites in halo on the tv screen since they were playing it just to

  • 09.26.2004 1:03 PM PDT

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