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he wanted to say that the roadrunner was an endangered species and he would be prosecuted is he kept hunting it, so the coyote dumps the explosive birdseed out the window which you must gather up and then give it to the roadrunner, the gopher goes back and the coyote is hauled off to jail by way of having his face bitten. So you sneak into coyote's house and steal the book on Glarciophysicalmetalersuperiormolarkpneumaticstinkology and read it, your pathetic pistol of ultimo crapiness morphs into a Glarciophysicalmetalersuperiormolarkpneumaticstinkological weapon which shoots halo's at people, you shoot the magical dum-dum bush that's in the shade of the magic glade down in dingly dell where rumple-tweezer sells contraceptives, if you get the halo on the dum-dum bush, which isn't too hard cause halo's are frickin hugantic, Rumple-tweezer gives you the prized Golden Condom(cue Heavenly ahhhh-ing) which you put over your head and it transports you back to cheeseland, but remember, you are a grunt, so you go 74x slower...48 years later you arrive at cheeseland, only to find Bender trying to bend an unbendable girder, you give him the Golden Condom(cue Heavenly ahhhh-ing) and he fits it over the girder. The Golden Condom(cue Heavenly ahhhh-ing) makes the unbendable girder go as limp as spaghetti, Bender is so happy he mistakenly gives you the antenna on his head which picks up a strange signal from the planet Skyron in the galaxy of Andromeda. Good GOD! IT'S FROM THE BLANCMANGES AND THEY NEED AN ORDER OF 45 MILLION KILTS! to get these kilts you go to old Uncle Angus, who only has 44,999,999 you figure that will be enough but the blancmanges get so mad that they are missing a kilt that they...