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Subject: I Feel Like The Ninjas Here Are More Than They Seem..........

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TL;DR at bottom.
I mean, yeah they go around making lame jokes and having fun, with the occasional banning of someone. But then, I feel like there's a darker side to them. It feels to me that the Ninja's are more than just Moderators.

Here's my theory; all their identity, everything we've seen of them, is false. This includes all their stories, real life pictures, and names. Their true identity? I have some suspicions, but if I said them out loud then I would be assassinated. Anyway, so we don't know who they are. But here's what we do know.

They love power. The enjoy bossing over members and banning them at a touch of a button. They love jokes. Every Ninja has a sense of humor. They love Bungie. If they didn't they wouldn't be here in the first place.

Which leads to my conclusion; that Achronos has been building a personal army. He has had access to Bungie's plan of world domination, and power has seized him. He has grown rebellious against his own company and secretly begun to build his own empire. Soon, he will have enough power-hungry Ninjas to overrun Bungie Studios. Then, he will use his evil mind to manufacture the next big Bungie game, but this wont be an ordinary game; it will be a game that will slowly take over your mind and bend it to Achronos's will.

However, this plan won't work without his Ninjas. I'm not sure exactly how many Ninjas there are right now, but he needs about 150. Keep in mind these people are cold blooded killers, able to torture and betray without a second thought.

What can we do to stop them? We must eradicate the Ninjas. I know this will be hard, but the community will have to find each Ninja one by one then destroy him/her completely. This will slow down Achronos's army and eventually Bungie will find out about Achronos's true evil inner core and fire him from the company. I propose we start with Duardo, as he is a Master Forum Ninja (Meaning that he has been specifically trained to destroy Bungie).

TL;DR: The Ninjas are not moderators, they are evil killing machines slowly constructed by Achronos to eventually take over Bungie and put into acton an evil plan of World Domination.
-EDIT- Fixed the title from "Ninja's" to "Ninjas"

-hoobla-

[Edited on 11.06.2011 10:21 AM PST]

  • 11.06.2011 10:18 AM PDT
Subject: I Feel Like The Ninja's Here Are More Than They Seem..........
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  • 11.06.2011 10:18 AM PDT

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  • 11.06.2011 10:19 AM PDT

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Posted by: jross1993
Wut

Reading just the TL;DR will make it a bit confusing, I'd recommend reading the entire thing.

  • 11.06.2011 10:19 AM PDT
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In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten

What is with all the pictures on paint today, LOL.

Ninjas moderate the forums well but it is not an instant lock or ban for offenders.

They are here, in the shadows.

  • 11.06.2011 10:23 AM PDT
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Posted by: HOOBLA 911

Posted by: jross1993
Wut

Reading just the TL;DR will make it a bit confusing, I'd recommend reading the entire thing.

Just read the whole thing...



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  • 11.06.2011 10:23 AM PDT

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Oh, and I have a feeling the Ninjas are somehow going to mess with my post do prevent the truth from leaking out. Could someone quote it in it's entirety so that it will always be there? Thanks.

  • 11.06.2011 10:24 AM PDT

"Even in death, your Sergeant guides us home."

why would the ninjas want to destroy bungie?

  • 11.06.2011 10:25 AM PDT

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Posted by: Jay120171
Bobcast: the only ninja to operate an ER out of his mom's basement

Hit the nail on the head.

  • 11.06.2011 10:25 AM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: HOOBLA 911
Oh, and I have a feeling the Ninjas are somehow going to mess with my post do prevent the truth from leaking out. Could someone quote it in it's entirety so that it will always be there? Thanks.


No, if they did do that, it would show that this is the truth.

Better to leave this up and make it seem like a crazy conspiracy.

  • 11.06.2011 10:26 AM PDT

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Posted by: bobcast
Hit the nail on the head.

Damn it, one of them's here!

I thought I'd put my Anti-Ninjas defenses before making this thread.... how'd he get in????

  • 11.06.2011 10:27 AM PDT
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We miss you Logan.
Ask any question. I'll help with anything on site or off.

The ninjas are just normal people moderating the forums. They're just like us. Well, except for skiptrace. He has something going on makes me wonder.

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  • 11.06.2011 10:27 AM PDT

What a hipster.

Are you trying to tell me Qbix isn't Norwegian? 'Cus that's what I got out of this.

  • 11.06.2011 10:28 AM PDT

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ZOMG there's two of them now!!! But we'll be able to hold out I think....

  • 11.06.2011 10:29 AM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


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Posted by: x Lord Revan x
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ZOMG there's two of them now!!! But we'll be able to hold out I think....


What about all the shadow mods watching this thread right now?

They are everywhere. >_>

  • 11.06.2011 10:30 AM PDT

Key

Honestly, it's becoming painfully obvious you just base threads around ideas you have for MS Paint pictures. You have one in every thread you create and the actual substance of the thread is more the picture than the actual post.

Also, you could have made an entertaining thread that actually trilled us with a slightly "off" opinion of the ninjas that slowly developed into a crazier and crazier idea over the course of the thread. But no, you wrote a fan fic. I don't mean to be so hard on you, but I really don't know why you make half these threads.

  • 11.06.2011 10:30 AM PDT
Subject: I Feel Like The Ninjas Here Are More Than They Seem..........

"Even in death, your Sergeant guides us home."


Posted by: HOOBLA 911

Posted by: bobcast
Hit the nail on the head.

Damn it, one of them's here!

I thought I'd put my Anti-Ninjas defenses before making this thread.... how'd he get in????


because hes a ninja

[Edited on 11.06.2011 10:31 AM PST]

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What? No. The ninjas are nice and like flowers and stuff



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  • 11.06.2011 10:31 AM PDT
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Posted by: bobcast
Hit the nail on the head.


With another nail?

  • 11.06.2011 10:33 AM PDT

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Posted by: CrazzySnipe55
Honestly, it's becoming painfully obvious you just base threads around ideas you have for MS Paint pictures. You have one in every thread you create and the actual substance of the thread is more the picture than the actual post.

Also, you could have made an entertaining thread that actually trilled us with a slightly "off" opinion of the ninjas that slowly developed into a crazier and crazier idea over the course of the thread. But no, you wrote a fan fic. I don't mean to be so hard on you, but I really don't know why you make half these threads.

I don't know why you keep saying this. This thread has nothing to do with MS Paint. The only picture in this thread is for the TL;DR, which is wholly irrelevant to the actual post. If you actually read the thread, you would know that I talked about a lot more things than in that small picture. The only reason I included the picture was because some people like to have visuals instead of just a wall to text.

  • 11.06.2011 10:33 AM PDT

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  • 11.06.2011 10:36 AM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


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*Juggernauts Detected* -Takes out missile launcher- My name is Recon Number 54.
Posted by: x Lord Revan x
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Assuming direct control?

  • 11.06.2011 10:37 AM PDT
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"We live in a special time; the only time where we can observationally verify that we live in a very special time" - Lawrence Krauss.

I was a finalist :P

There is only one solution: boobies. That is all.

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