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TL;DR at bottom.
I mean, yeah they go around making lame jokes and having fun, with the occasional banning of someone. But then, I feel like there's a darker side to them. It feels to me that the Ninja's are more than just Moderators.
Here's my theory; all their identity, everything we've seen of them, is false. This includes all their stories, real life pictures, and names. Their true identity? I have some suspicions, but if I said them out loud then I would be assassinated. Anyway, so we don't know who they are. But here's what we do know.
They love power. The enjoy bossing over members and banning them at a touch of a button. They love jokes. Every Ninja has a sense of humor. They love Bungie. If they didn't they wouldn't be here in the first place.
Which leads to my conclusion; that Achronos has been building a personal army. He has had access to Bungie's plan of world domination, and power has seized him. He has grown rebellious against his own company and secretly begun to build his own empire. Soon, he will have enough power-hungry Ninjas to overrun Bungie Studios. Then, he will use his evil mind to manufacture the next big Bungie game, but this wont be an ordinary game; it will be a game that will slowly take over your mind and bend it to Achronos's will.
However, this plan won't work without his Ninjas. I'm not sure exactly how many Ninjas there are right now, but he needs about 150. Keep in mind these people are cold blooded killers, able to torture and betray without a second thought.
What can we do to stop them? We must eradicate the Ninjas. I know this will be hard, but the community will have to find each Ninja one by one then destroy him/her completely. This will slow down Achronos's army and eventually Bungie will find out about Achronos's true evil inner core and fire him from the company. I propose we start with Duardo, as he is a Master Forum Ninja (Meaning that he has been specifically trained to destroy Bungie).
TL;DR: The Ninjas are not moderators, they are evil killing machines slowly constructed by Achronos to eventually take over Bungie and put into acton an evil plan of World Domination.
-EDIT- Fixed the title from "Ninja's" to "Ninjas"
-hoobla-
[Edited on 11.06.2011 10:21 AM PST]