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Subject: Grand quotes from school through the years
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-Quotes from various teachers throughout the years-

"My son plays football at Owensville, so I'll give you all paper footballs to mark misbehavior. That means if you're bad, I take away a ball."-Mrs. Viehmann, 2nd grade

"If you have to puke, please don't come to my desk to tell me, just freakin run." -Mrs. Williams (she rocks), 5th grade

(in monotone) "Go to your 5th hour claaaaaaaaaaaaaaaass" -Mr. Grunnert, 6th grade

"I might be an easy target, but I am not a piece of literature." -Mr. Clark, 7th grade (He yelled it, I head it across the school XD)

"Markham, Markham, Markham, Brian Markham. Do you really want to waste your high school diploma on something so silly, something, in fact, so trivial, * dramatic arm wave* as this?" -Mr. Kruise, 9th grade (Brian is my boyfriend)

"Mr. Furgeson, if I want to see a comedian, I'll turn on my television this evening."
-Mr. Hunt, 10th grade

"And uh, you know, autocracy is another form, well, you know of a dictatorship, and uh, you know, we live in a democracy and, you know, *hears sound in hallway, runs out* some people say the United States is a big melting pot, but others say it's a salad bowl. *Various classmate* Mr. Hunt, we're in here!" -Mr. Hunt, 10th grade

"You cannot sit idle!" Mrs. Loethen, 9th and 10th grade

"Guys, there cannot be talking, you have a TAUST tomorrow, a TAUST!" Mrs. Loethen, 9th and 10th grade (She says "test" like "taust")

"Derrick, those pants are distracting,those must be removed." Mrs. Loethen, 10th grade

Mrs Loethen:Colin, you need a belt thost pants are too loose, now use this string or go to the Principals office...
*Colin gets up and walks out*
Mrs. Loethen: NO! Sit down! I cannot allow you to leave the classroom!


I'll stop for now >.>

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My puplic school yearbook quote was "You all suck." and my friends was "Dont do crack."

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"Look Mark, I'm Jesus" (While carrying a just sold sign over his shoulder)had to be there to find it funny.

  • 09.14.2004 4:14 PM PDT

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"Don't make me lick my own balls!"- A friend

"Guess who's not gettin' a raise this year!?!?"- friend

"Well somebody's lowered their expectations!"- me

"Oh yeah, Stephen's just sooo sexy." a friend's ex-girlfriend talking about me.

"I already knew that, but thanks anyway."- my response to the above.

"Bald spot!!! Baldy, baldy, baldy, baldy!"- a group of friends and I.

"He pinned him up against the wall..." *silence* "And then enngh!" *pelvic thrust* - Me

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Posted by: CANNON 117
"Don't make me lick my own balls!"- A friend

"Guess who's not gettin' a raise this year!?!?"- friend

"Well somebody's lowered their expectations!"- me

"Oh yeah, Stephen's just sooo sexy." a friend's ex-girlfriend talking about me.

"I already knew that, but thanks anyway."- my response to the above.

"Bald spot!!! Baldy, baldy, baldy, baldy!"- a group of friends and I.

"He pinned him up against the wall..." *silence* "And then enngh!" *pelvic thrust* - Me


Your life is boring.

  • 09.14.2004 4:32 PM PDT

Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
1. Trolls will always be well fed.
2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.
3. Bungie has no control over retail prices.
4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

I know.

[Edited on 9/14/2004 4:35:50 PM]

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"Any multiple of nine is divisible by nine."

"You can't add different quantities together. For example, if I had three apples and two bananas I couldn't add them together. Well, I could say I had five fruit."

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This was a msn convo.

1 person: "Ya i tried suicide."
2 person: "Well, you obviously suck at it."

Note the first peron never did she is just a attention whore.

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"Hey look, my student number's the same as last years!" -Some retard in my class

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Posted by: goweb
"Any multiple of nine is divisible by nine."


Damn your smart.

"You can't add different quantities together. For example, if I had three apples and two bananas I couldn't add them together. Well, I could say I had five fruit."

???

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Yo Halo53, I'm real happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best bungie.net profiles of all time. OF ALL TIME!

Funniest thing is when we found out a teacher had a daughter our age.... and then he began to tell us about his gun collection :D

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I am le sad. I spent a few minutes trying to think up some good ones and every one I came up with definately breaks the forum rules.

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Kyle: (Doing the "Omega Omish" [Yes, Omish, not Amish] universal handshake to Kayla in the bus next to us) "I'm mad, she didn't answer my reply!"

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My English teacher had a discussion about how he could kill me with a bread knife. During class.

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Posted by: Stickman Army
My English teacher had a discussion about how he could kill me with a bread knife. During class.

Sounds like mine every day. >.> She's crazy!

  • 09.14.2004 5:01 PM PDT

my favorite which was just the kids saying it ( and yes i know its from south park but o well )

i cant wait to get off this island to get some puntang

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This was a event, almost daily... drinking two liters of root beer eachand trying pure extracts for money, still got vanilla tastei n my mouth.

[Edited on 9/14/2004 5:05:24 PM]

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"... and the last survival tip is don't drink the vodka it makes you dry inside."

"Mike, let me put this in terms you understand, Troy flipped Sparta the bird, and Sparta returned the bird but brought a quarter of a million soldiers with them."

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"ill look up you phone number in the dictionary" by a realy cool yet tired senior last year to a teacher who wouldnt give him her phone number for obvious reasons

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my teacher thinks she a plant. She drinks chlorophil. maybe thats why she is dislexic or whatever the way u spell it. Ha irony.

-fish

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"...and the newspaper will say "Large Teacher Falls on Middle School Student."

"I have a video for you, today, but I don't know if we should watch it because it says, "the crapper."

"Today we're going to talk about real numbers."-teacher.
"So is there imaginary numbers, like eleventy-twelve?"-me.

[Edited on 9/14/2004 5:45:35 PM]

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Posted by: Atsumi
-Quotes from various teachers throughout the years-

"My son plays football at Owensville, so I'll give you all paper footballs to mark misbehavior. That means if you're bad, I take away a ball."-Mrs. Viehmann, 2nd grade


"Derrick, those pants are distracting,those must be removed." Mrs. Loethen, 10th grade

Mrs Loethen:Colin, you need a belt thost pants are too loose, now use this string or go to the Principals office...
*Colin gets up and walks out*
Mrs. Loethen: NO! Sit down! I cannot allow you to leave the classroom!


I'll stop for now >.>

LMAO

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"Tyler, u think u can be a better teacher then me?"
"um....yes"
"well then put up or SHUT UP!!!!!!"-
Ms. Right

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"This school is jacked up"
'Yeah"(the class)
"This problem doesnt make sence, Ms. Chastain"
"Nothing in this school makes sence..............Did I say that out loud?"
Ms. Chastain 7th grade

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(Streakers ran through during a assemly, female teacher comes up and says): "Well our sports teamed did not end up as short as them."

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