- Atsumi
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- Exalted Mythic Member
-Quotes from various teachers throughout the years-
"My son plays football at Owensville, so I'll give you all paper footballs to mark misbehavior. That means if you're bad, I take away a ball."-Mrs. Viehmann, 2nd grade
"If you have to puke, please don't come to my desk to tell me, just freakin run." -Mrs. Williams (she rocks), 5th grade
(in monotone) "Go to your 5th hour claaaaaaaaaaaaaaaass" -Mr. Grunnert, 6th grade
"I might be an easy target, but I am not a piece of literature." -Mr. Clark, 7th grade (He yelled it, I head it across the school XD)
"Markham, Markham, Markham, Brian Markham. Do you really want to waste your high school diploma on something so silly, something, in fact, so trivial, * dramatic arm wave* as this?" -Mr. Kruise, 9th grade (Brian is my boyfriend)
"Mr. Furgeson, if I want to see a comedian, I'll turn on my television this evening."
-Mr. Hunt, 10th grade
"And uh, you know, autocracy is another form, well, you know of a dictatorship, and uh, you know, we live in a democracy and, you know, *hears sound in hallway, runs out* some people say the United States is a big melting pot, but others say it's a salad bowl. *Various classmate* Mr. Hunt, we're in here!" -Mr. Hunt, 10th grade
"You cannot sit idle!" Mrs. Loethen, 9th and 10th grade
"Guys, there cannot be talking, you have a TAUST tomorrow, a TAUST!" Mrs. Loethen, 9th and 10th grade (She says "test" like "taust")
"Derrick, those pants are distracting,those must be removed." Mrs. Loethen, 10th grade
Mrs Loethen:Colin, you need a belt thost pants are too loose, now use this string or go to the Principals office...
*Colin gets up and walks out*
Mrs. Loethen: NO! Sit down! I cannot allow you to leave the classroom!
I'll stop for now >.>