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Subject: Grand quotes from school through the years
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wes: u want me to gt naked on my web came?

"is that your science book or a bowl of jello?" then he sings a annoying song about jello right in my ear, that happened today. it was my idiot friend

  • 09.14.2004 6:11 PM PDT
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my sig shishka is funny

he said that to yoozel after he responded to a 5 month old thread in which a guy had a problem

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  • 09.14.2004 6:11 PM PDT
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"You know what guys........................(in a kind of French sounding voice), I need a hamster"
My freind Frank for no aparent reason.

"Now Mr.Roberts(my last name), I don't just go through peoples lockers without them being here.......yeah I went through your locker when you were out.
My principal (spell?) after I asked him why he went through my locker one day when I was out sick.

"Now that was totally iresponsible, reckless, and just wrong!!!!! Show how you did that again."
My tech ed teacher after setting my Co2 car on fire and without matches or gas, and launching it.

  • 09.14.2004 6:12 PM PDT
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It's been too long.....and my college quotes wouldn't meet the standards of the boards.

  • 09.14.2004 6:17 PM PDT
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"OH MY GOD...................................that lunch is how old?"
My science teacher after I showed him a year old sandwitch, open applesauce, and open yougert that had bonded into one big pile of mold in the top of my locker.

"Just, no, I mean, just,*sigh*,go away."
My home eck teacher after tricking her into saying that the class was useless in real life.

  • 09.14.2004 6:18 PM PDT
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That's right. My plumage is brighter than yours.

7th Grade-"Where do babies come from?"

  • 09.14.2004 6:21 PM PDT
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"Do sperm think?" - A really, really dumb blonde in my HONORS Biology class last year.

-Baerdog7

  • 09.14.2004 6:27 PM PDT
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That's right. My plumage is brighter than yours.

"Class, what does sperm look like?"

"Little white tad-pole thingamujiggers

  • 09.14.2004 6:29 PM PDT
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"[me talking] Did you know M&M is going to run for presedent this year?[Mrs.Hooker 6th grade who hasen't raped any kids yet] You mean the little green guy? No the rapper!

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Mr. Elsey (dumbass of a teacher) says "Alex. Go up and write an opinion." I'm Alex by the way. I write "Mr. Elsey gives the facts" He is left speechless. Everyone laughs, I wish. They're all dumb blondes. That was 7th Grade. Last year.

  • 09.14.2004 6:52 PM PDT
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During discussion of stupid middle school handbook:
Some Kid-If we get caught with drugs, do the teachers confiscate them?
Mr. Bruce(Geometry Teacher)-Yeah, and the next day you see the assistant principal walking around all weird.

  • 09.14.2004 11:31 PM PDT
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Hmmm... Nothing... My English teacher keeps on hinting on how shes only 30... We can only guess her real age. (WW2) Hey, we have the same sig, Captain Fleas!

  • 09.15.2004 12:03 AM PDT
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Teacher- When bees sting, they inject a toxic subsatnce that can paralyze and kill small animals

Friend- So if the bee is this (shows by holding his hands as far apart as he can) big, you die!

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Friend- When you are blind, you can't see, right?

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Friend- Bertil and Olle is equally stupid, especially Bertil and especially Olle
(Note: Bertil and Olle are not their real names)
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(when walking over a bridge to get to get to the mall to buy candy)
A friend is tossing money up in the air and catching it again, over and over again. He says:
- Look, I'm dropping it! I'm dropping it! Etc.
Guess what happened. That's right. He dropped 20 kronor in the river. (~3 dollar)
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Teacher- Who discovered america?
Friend- The pope!
Teacher- No, who discovered America?
Friend- The pope!
Teacher- Not the pope, someone else. Who was it?
Friend- The pope!
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Teacher- Which emperor introduced christianity to Rome?
Friend- Göran Persson! (he is swedens prime minister)
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(when making a short movie in spanish)
Friend- Ahora es tu ahora the hora amir!
Me- What did you say? You are supposed to say: Ahora es tu hora de morir!
Friend- Ok. Ahora es tu ahora amir!
Me- You got it wrong again! Just read the script!
Friend- Ok, Ahora es de tu hora amir!
Me- You got it wrong again!
Friend- Just die, damn you!
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Friend-How much is 30 % of 100 kronor?
"friend"- I don't know! How am I supposed to know that without a calculator!
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Needless to say, many peaople at my school is stupid.

  • 09.15.2004 5:58 AM PDT
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Posted by: VII Toast
How do I attempt these 2 questions:
1. A and B are points in an Argand diagram representing the complex numbers 1 and i. P is a point on the circle having AB as a diameter. If P represents the complex number z, find the value of arg(z-1/z-i) if P is in
(a).the first quadrant, (b).the second quadrant
(c).the fourth quadrant.

2. Find the square root of e^(2pi/3*i).

I hate advanced calculus...



You can solve that without calculus... use your trig functions.

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"Mr. Frog, could you tell me a story?" -Tim

"It's the Red Baron! Run!" -Glen

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Personally I don't know why you all hate calculus... I have come to love it.

  • 09.15.2004 11:02 AM PDT
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Needless to say, many peaople at my school is stupid.

Great example!



In AP Psych the past few days-
"Do you know what it is about spanking that makes a person like it?"-Mr Harsh(Funniest person I have ever known)
Of course the class doesnt know and now he wont tell us. So for the past few days we have walking in just yelling
"What about spanking?" fairly loud.
That and he has a sheet that says "you might be a druggie if..."
A few I remember are _"You see your dealer more than your parents." "Youcan relate to "Once is too much and 100 times is not enough."" And the last one is one we(my class) came up with....."you do drugs"
We also did a demonstration on sleeping and the stages and I was elected to sleep in front of the class and listen to Mr Harsh's soothing song which was a spin off of "Hush little Baby" but with alchohol drugs and guns...quite entertaining.

  • 09.15.2004 11:27 AM PDT
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a buddy of mine fell asleep in class one day and started snoring. the teacher slammed his fist on the table and yelled, "Man, Frank! Don't make me put something in your mouth, man!" the rest of us were all like, "...WTF did he just say?!?"

and another time in english class we were going over some vocabulary. one of the words was "juggernaut," which the teacher kept pronouncing "jew-gernaut." several of the students got into a back and forth shouting match with her that went something like this:
class: "JUG-gernaut!"
teacher: "NO! IT'S JEW-GERNAUT!"
class: "NO DAMMIT, IT'S JUG-GERNAUT!!!"
teacher: "JEW-GERNAUT!!!!!!!"
class: "goddamn jewish teachers think they can just change words to their liking..."
class: "yeah, i bet they wish they had one of them JEW-gernauts during the holocaust."
i don't think she liked that last remark. but at least she later conceded to our pronounciation.

  • 09.15.2004 12:53 PM PDT
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"Why are you wearing that Hoochie-Mama shirt, Ms. Scott?" Mr. Quillen, my algebra teacher.
"Where's your I.D?" Same as above.
"Blue box, fuschia outline, hot dog, big important." same as above.
He sounded just like Mr. Rogers from "Mister Rogers' Neighborhood."


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  • 09.15.2004 12:54 PM PDT
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Yo Halo53, I'm real happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best bungie.net profiles of all time. OF ALL TIME!

(while on bus)

"Oh man, there's a really hot girl in this car over here" ~Friend
*I go over*
"Um.......Thats a guy." ~Me
"Oh, okay. A very feminine looking guy at that!" ~Him

  • 09.15.2004 1:47 PM PDT
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me-yo man i got a freind on bungie.net who thought it was a good idea to put a keyboard under a running faucet
him-...............hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahaha

  • 09.15.2004 1:49 PM PDT

*Sgt

My 7th grade keyboarding teacher, oh my god.. she was a yankee!!

*in a stopped up yankee voice*
"clayss, ompen up your tayxtboox!! go to the ompen screen program!"

and my 7th grade science teacher, our class wouldn't shut up and she couldn't get our attention so she'd go "SEX SEX SEX" extremely loud at the start of class and everyone would get quiet and turn and look at hur, and proceded with the lesson ^_^

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"you won't be anything."

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