- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Teacher- When bees sting, they inject a toxic subsatnce that can paralyze and kill small animals
Friend- So if the bee is this (shows by holding his hands as far apart as he can) big, you die!
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Friend- When you are blind, you can't see, right?
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Friend- Bertil and Olle is equally stupid, especially Bertil and especially Olle
(Note: Bertil and Olle are not their real names)
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(when walking over a bridge to get to get to the mall to buy candy)
A friend is tossing money up in the air and catching it again, over and over again. He says:
- Look, I'm dropping it! I'm dropping it! Etc.
Guess what happened. That's right. He dropped 20 kronor in the river. (~3 dollar)
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Teacher- Who discovered america?
Friend- The pope!
Teacher- No, who discovered America?
Friend- The pope!
Teacher- Not the pope, someone else. Who was it?
Friend- The pope!
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Teacher- Which emperor introduced christianity to Rome?
Friend- Göran Persson! (he is swedens prime minister)
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(when making a short movie in spanish)
Friend- Ahora es tu ahora the hora amir!
Me- What did you say? You are supposed to say: Ahora es tu hora de morir!
Friend- Ok. Ahora es tu ahora amir!
Me- You got it wrong again! Just read the script!
Friend- Ok, Ahora es de tu hora amir!
Me- You got it wrong again!
Friend- Just die, damn you!
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Friend-How much is 30 % of 100 kronor?
"friend"- I don't know! How am I supposed to know that without a calculator!
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Needless to say, many peaople at my school is stupid.