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"You are supposed to be an exmple"
Reply: Go shave your mustache!
Punishment:I.S.S.

"I would like to tell you that you are the offcial crazy -blam!- of LBHS"
Friend Reply: I hate white people.....*Slaps garbage everywhere*

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"Lunch Time"

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Posted by: CANNON 117
"Don't make me lick my own balls!"- A friend

"Guess who's not gettin' a raise this year!?!?"- friend

"Well somebody's lowered their expectations!"- me

"Oh yeah, Stephen's just sooo sexy." a friend's ex-girlfriend talking about me.

"I already knew that, but thanks anyway."- my response to the above.

"Bald spot!!! Baldy, baldy, baldy, baldy!"- a group of friends and I.

"He pinned him up against the wall..." *silence* "And then enngh!" *pelvic thrust* - Me


lol
this is Dave Ender in my friend's profile
w00t!
k funny here's a few

"Hey Joan, wanna make out?" friend to another friend(girl)
"Guess who's got team court? i do! i do! i do!" friend
"Stop talkin or ill throw this shoe at you!!!" teacher
"Did you evr think the world is like the matrix and they're using our energy to create corn on the cob and sell it to starving exAtlantis inhabiters?" my friend "No." me "uhhh... me neither." my friend

  • 09.15.2004 2:43 PM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

Teacher: "What does SSR stand for??

Me:Sit down,Shut up,and Read!!

this was in 6th grade.



now for something a bit more recent. this was the first day of junior year

Teacher:Hello Chris,welcome to my class. Now get the hell out.

i had greatly offended that teacher the previous year

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  • 09.15.2004 4:14 PM PDT
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"-blam!-, -blam!-, -blam!-. That's all you little -blam!-ers ever do." -Geography Teacher freshman year summer school
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"Remember what happened in Florida?" - Teacher during a discussion about voting

"They had a tornado!" - Stupid girl in my class

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"I don't care if Mr. Pruitt and I have to sit there and watch you shower, this problem will stop!" the Coach.

"Heh. Bet Pruitt's excited about that." - My friend

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This conversation happened on the bus.( Some of it as recent as today!) Here's some parts of it. Ms. Ewart is a crazy 9th grade English teacher, and Dr. Shapiro is an administrator. Mrs. Lebo is a spanish teacher.
Freshman: "Ms. Ewart wrote like 8 referrals today."
Junior: "Yeah, Dr. Shapiro just rolls them up with his marijuana."

Freshman(the same one): "Do they sell beer in vending machines in Spain?"
(The same) Junior: "They sell alot of things in vending machines. They sell alot of things period."

The Junior speaking to myself: "You should ask Mrs. Lebo what 'el narcotrafico' means. She'll say, ' Well, someone has to make the drugs, someone has to get the drugs out of Columbia...' "

A different freshman: "You've hacked the school's network?"
Senior: "Yeah, it's easy."
Myself (speaking aside to the others): "Yeah, in two years time he'll either be hacking for us, or he'll be hacking for them."

Ms. Dent: "Why do they call it an Honors class, anyway?"

Friend: "That's the problem with these dead-end jobs. They don't work fast enough." -Us holding up the line waiting to be served some fries.

Same friend: "It's because we're white." -Same situation waiting for fries.

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Well my Algebra 2 teacher said something sort of funny today-
"0<x<1 so you see the x has to be inbetween 0 and 1.Tu sabe in between como Michael Jackson"

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This happened in AP World History at the beginning of the school year.

Teacher: "Who created Islam?"

My Friend: "Jesus?"

-Baerdog7

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Today on the bus, Janae was telling us of a thing this GUY said, and he was talking about another guy. "Are you two together?"<(talking about a boy and a girl) "He's three years younger than me!!"

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Brad: Hey, Jill, how horny does this girl get when she plays tennis? - Sop. Year

Me: *deciding to mock the emo race* I have plushies! TONS! One for everytime my heart was broken *sob sob sob* - Today/Junior Year

Me: Good god, if you're going to ride something you shouldn't ride it so hard like that.
Nicole: *snorts cheetoes out of her nose and cracks up in the middle of art class*
Teacher: *glances over, glaring*
Me: *hands her a tissue* Bless you >_> - 8th Grade

*while watching Spider-man 2*
::Peter Parker is crowdsurfing with his arms out, mask off::
Me: Oh GOD another Jesus - Summer time with the school gang

*after spider-man 2*
Goat / Devi : *playing DDR*
Little Girl: *comes up and pushes one of the Goat's arrows...sadly, the goats foot collides with hers*
Goat: OH GOD I STEPPED ON A KID!!!!!

*in animation*
Teacher: *plugs in his ipod and plays Chad Kroger's 'Hero'*
Me: SINGING JESUS!
Teacher: CHAD KROGER IS NOT A SINGING JESUS!!

  • 09.15.2004 9:27 PM PDT
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Take a dump

Something a wisw chinaman told me

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my friends teacher this year said... (we are freshman just keep this i mind) "you got learning problems i feel bad for u son cause i got 99 problems but a fish aint one"
fish=freshman for those of u who dont know

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today in math we where lookin out the window at this kid running up and down the halls and the teacher said.... "if u think he can teach math better than me be my guest and go and get him....." i got up and got him

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There are no irrelevant quotes of historical figures here. Neither will you find any links, chain posts, memes, clan advertisements, self-promotions, or the tiniest of ASCII pictures.

So go away.

Does anybody know "the -blam!- game"?
You take turns saying "-blam!-" a little bit louder than the person before you. The first person that the teacher hears is the loser. And then they have to explain why they were shouting "-blam!-" in class. It's freakin' hilarious.

- P3NIS!!!!
- What!?!
- Oh...I um...have to...read this.

Feel free to substitute whatever offensive word you want for that one, too.

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*student is holding a magnifiying glass towards his leg*
Teacher: Are you trying to go to the toilet John?

That was my metal tech teacher he kicks ass.

  • 09.16.2004 3:58 AM PDT
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"So you three are doing oral together?" -Mr Duncan my english teacher, talkign about speaking task in english.

"You guys year 8's?" Mr Faulkner first day of high school... "YOU'RE ALL LOSERS!" he then left the room without a word.

Year 8, personal development class... the topic was "What you look for in the opposite sex, and typically the girls said a big d... to which our teacher replied "Oh you don't want that, it doesn't always fit!"

"This is bad stuff!" Mr Christian education teacher trying to block out a sex scene on a movie he put on for us (Schindlers List)

"This is a room for smart people... Get out!" Mr Withers, my ace british maths teacher.

"And there was the Vice-principle sitting in the hallway sucking on some -blam!-..." Ms Fenlon, my QCS teacher remeniscing about her highschool days.

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I have the double whammy condition that does not let me post anything funny on this thread 1 that i have never had a teacher that dident bore me to death but i am also plaged with a horrible contition called i can not remember anything from school..

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Posted by: BAR666
Does anybody know "the -blam!- game"?
You take turns saying "-blam!-" a little bit louder than the person before you. The first person that the teacher hears is the loser. And then they have to explain why they were shouting "-blam!-" in class. It's freakin' hilarious.

- P3NIS!!!!
- What!?!
- Oh...I um...have to...read this.

Feel free to substitute whatever offensive word you want for that one, too.


Ah...the days of the -blam-! game! We used to do that in the Library lol.

Freshman year on the bus.
Infuryen was talking to his mom on his cell phone and to end the conversation said :Love you"
Well, a few of us (all of us) laughed at him and he responded with "what do you want me to say "-BLAM- you?""
Little did he know, his mom was still on the phone.

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o here we go - the best one.

"Don't do that! if you have to do something then twidle your thunbs!" we twidle our "Dont do that! dentention!"
mrs. topeka -7th grade

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  • 09.16.2004 5:40 AM PDT

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"DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M SMILING?!?!?"- pissed of girl at school

"Well, if you look at it upside down..." my answer.
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"Where did Jazz music originate from?" -teacher

"Jazzland?"-my friend's answer.
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"You better cut the malarki."- science teacher

"Is that some type of bird?" - my friend.
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"Do you talk to god?" friend to math teacher

"Yes." teacher's response

"Does he talk back?" friend.

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Yo Halo53, I'm real happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best bungie.net profiles of all time. OF ALL TIME!

"I love guys." My male teacher in school today. It came out wrong. As soon as he said it he was like "Oh -blam!-." :D

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"I hope you and you children enjoy your curiculem of mangled baby duck." (My insane German teacher, talking about typos on the class curriculum.)

"This text book is huge! It has over 1200 pages!! This book is bigger than the Bible!!! This has more in it than God has told my people in over 2000 years!!!! (Same teacher.)

"I can't fly. I don't have magic Underwear!" (You guessed it)

Also my World history teacher said "If you will" at least 20 times each class. We counted.

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That's right. My plumage is brighter than yours.

GIRL~Am I hot?

Me~Yup

:Minutes Later:Girl~Youre hot too!

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Oww man... Ileft my pants in the freezer!-friend's friend

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