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Subject: Grand quotes from school through the years
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"Hey, larda--, SHUT THE -blam!-. UP"
friend's geography teacher, directed to a 400 lbs student whose name is "The Globe".

"Is it dead?"
Student said during a 9th grade biology dissection of a fetal pig

"It would hit you so hard, you would be like 'f---'.
government teacher, on the subject of bad report cards

"It has a large penar" (exchange for real word)
teacher, in health class

"Damn Koop, you're quite the pimp."
friend, Tamzin (hot chick) talking to me

"I said CHOCOLATE milk, dumbass."
friend toward his slave (a freshman)

"You. are such a poon"
me, to a friend, after his failure to get a girlfriend, 4 TIMES.

that is all for now

  • 09.16.2004 2:56 PM PDT
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I'm in 8th grade, so the other day I went back to my old elementary school with one of my friends. We saw the 6th graders, and my old teacher said, "Okay, when ever you are in the presence of 8th graders, you must bow down to them." They all bowed down, and it was hilarious. I also share a Geometry class with some 7th graders, and yesterday I dropped my pencil. One of them kicked it away, and I said, "Bad Sevy! Bad! Now pick that up!" He picked it up, and I patted him on the head. "Now, that's a good Sevy." It's nice having sevys serving you, but next year I'm gonna be a freshman. Oh. Crap!

  • 09.16.2004 10:51 PM PDT

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