- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
"Hey, larda--, SHUT THE -blam!-. UP"
friend's geography teacher, directed to a 400 lbs student whose name is "The Globe".
"Is it dead?"
Student said during a 9th grade biology dissection of a fetal pig
"It would hit you so hard, you would be like 'f---'.
government teacher, on the subject of bad report cards
"It has a large penar" (exchange for real word)
teacher, in health class
"Damn Koop, you're quite the pimp."
friend, Tamzin (hot chick) talking to me
"I said CHOCOLATE milk, dumbass."
friend toward his slave (a freshman)
"You. are such a poon"
me, to a friend, after his failure to get a girlfriend, 4 TIMES.
that is all for now