"I like knowing the space between my ears is immeasurable."
People complain about not having any competition but when they get owned they get upset.
Not saying all people do this but it's hilarious when it happens.
Honestly I'd love to run into a bunch of randoms all day and go +30 in every game. I'd just start trying to stick people or see how many needle kills I could get in a game.
Or see if I could go a whole game standing on someone's head without dying. That's a toughy.