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Subject: The retard's guide to surviving Armor Lock.

Posted by: Hollows
OMFG DOOD MY SCHOOL HAS 4000 KIDS AND LIKE 50% ARE BLACK, THEY ALL DO THIS ITS SO FKN ANOOYING. IT MAKES ME WANT TO PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE BUT IM AFRAID CUZ THEY'RE BLACK.


Posted by: razorman715

Posted by: l SecretAgent l


You are an idiot.
That means less than nothing coming from a brony.

  • 11.06.2011 7:22 PM PDT
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Posted by: ChurchRagnarok

Posted by: l SecretAgent l

Posted by: ChurchRagnarok
Well, I'm sorry I don't dedicate 18 hours a day to sitting on my ass staring at a screen all day.
LOL

Look at my rank.

Now look at your rank.





lol, you're a warrant officer. go home bad kid.
Reach: Giving players who play with their feet the ability to "rank" flame.

  • 11.06.2011 7:24 PM PDT

Posted by: Hollows
OMFG DOOD MY SCHOOL HAS 4000 KIDS AND LIKE 50% ARE BLACK, THEY ALL DO THIS ITS SO FKN ANOOYING. IT MAKES ME WANT TO PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE BUT IM AFRAID CUZ THEY'RE BLACK.


Posted by: ChurchRagnarok

Posted by: l SecretAgent l

Posted by: ChurchRagnarok
Well, I'm sorry I don't dedicate 18 hours a day to sitting on my ass staring at a screen all day.
LOL

Look at my rank.

Now look at your rank.





lol, you're a warrant officer. go home bad kid.
I guess you can't comprehend that rank means nothing in this game. Idiocy is to be expected though from someone who sucks that much with 5,617 games.

Bad kids are jelly ITT.

  • 11.06.2011 7:25 PM PDT

Posted by: Hollows
OMFG DOOD MY SCHOOL HAS 4000 KIDS AND LIKE 50% ARE BLACK, THEY ALL DO THIS ITS SO FKN ANOOYING. IT MAKES ME WANT TO PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE BUT IM AFRAID CUZ THEY'RE BLACK.


Posted by: ChurchRagnarok

Posted by: l SecretAgent l

Posted by: razorman715

Posted by: l SecretAgent l


You are an idiot.
That means less than nothing coming from a brony.


your constant inability to think rationally or logically never ceases to amaze me.
Your constant inability to think rationally or logically never ceases to not surprise me at all considering you're on a lower plain of existence than myself.

  • 11.06.2011 7:27 PM PDT
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Posted by: ChurchRagnarok
Holy retarded.

  • 11.06.2011 7:29 PM PDT

Posted by: Hollows
OMFG DOOD MY SCHOOL HAS 4000 KIDS AND LIKE 50% ARE BLACK, THEY ALL DO THIS ITS SO FKN ANOOYING. IT MAKES ME WANT TO PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE BUT IM AFRAID CUZ THEY'RE BLACK.


Posted by: ChurchRagnarok

Posted by: l SecretAgent l

Posted by: ChurchRagnarok

Posted by: l SecretAgent l

Posted by: ChurchRagnarok
Well, I'm sorry I don't dedicate 18 hours a day to sitting on my ass staring at a screen all day.
LOL

Look at my rank.

Now look at your rank.





lol, you're a warrant officer. go home bad kid.
I guess you can't comprehend that rank means nothing in this game.


You just unwittingly invalidated every argument you've made in this thread,

Good job, bumpkin.
I guess you fail to realize that in Reach, rank doesn't = skill.

Deerrrrrrrppp.

  • 11.06.2011 7:30 PM PDT


Posted by: l SecretAgent l

Posted by: razorman715

Posted by: l SecretAgent l


You are an idiot.
That means less than nothing coming from a brony.


Hey now, not all of us are retards.

  • 11.06.2011 7:30 PM PDT

Another idiot who forgets the most important AND annoying thing about armor lock.
It's that while he is invincible and 1 shot from death, his friends come up and defend his ass, preventing u from getting the kill and possibly dying as ur focus is on the armor locker and not his allies who will get the first shot on you, perhaps with a grenade.

I love it when people just say "just wait at a small distance, then kill him, it's so easy!" It's the eventual backup thats annoying, armor lock lasts long enough that ur bound to encounter his teammates while waiting for it to end. U lose ur deserved kill and have to retreat.

Armor lock on countdown is the worst

[Edited on 11.06.2011 7:33 PM PST]

  • 11.06.2011 7:30 PM PDT

Posted by: Hollows
OMFG DOOD MY SCHOOL HAS 4000 KIDS AND LIKE 50% ARE BLACK, THEY ALL DO THIS ITS SO FKN ANOOYING. IT MAKES ME WANT TO PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE BUT IM AFRAID CUZ THEY'RE BLACK.


Posted by: Ryus Shoryuken

Posted by: l SecretAgent l

Posted by: razorman715

Posted by: l SecretAgent l


You are an idiot.
That means less than nothing coming from a brony.


Hey now, not all of us are retards.
I'm sorry for insulting a non-retard (you).

  • 11.06.2011 7:33 PM PDT

Harass the harassers.

You forgot to add,take your index and pointer finger,pinch the end of your skirt on both sides of your womenly hips using your thumbs as the opposing force and run away from the person using AL.Because if you got beat by someone that youve been calling noob for the last year it would really affect your self esteem in a negative way.

  • 11.06.2011 7:41 PM PDT

It's not really a problem. There are quite a few here or b.net there are...less than stellar intellectually. Actually, that's the majority of this site, but I digress.

  • 11.06.2011 7:41 PM PDT

Harass the harassers.


Posted by: Ryus Shoryuken
It's not really a problem. There are quite a few here or b.net there are...less than stellar intellectually. Actually, that's the majority of this site, but I digress.
Surely you jest good sir.(nah,your pretty spot on LOL)

  • 11.06.2011 7:43 PM PDT

Ever wonder what's up there?

"Thread created on 11.06.2011 6:39 PM PST"

LOL

Get on my 4000 Rejections level.

Just kidding, but are you guys still complaining about this? Really?

  • 11.06.2011 7:47 PM PDT

"We live in a special time; the only time where we can observationally verify that we live in a very special time" - Lawrence Krauss.

I was a finalist :P

In this thread: People crying about armour lock and not wanting to take advice from someone who is not as "good" as them. In fact the tears taste like candy.

I think it is time we moved on. 343 have attempted to fix what problem there was with armour lock (and I admit it was a little much), but complaining to the ends of the Earth about it? Kinda much.

  • 11.06.2011 7:49 PM PDT
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Play it, love it, rate it.

Steps to "surviving" pre-beta armor lock:
1. Step back
2. Get swarmed by enemy teammates
3. Die

At least, this typically occurs when I (and 99% of the other players I know) come across an AL-spammer.



[Edited on 11.06.2011 7:54 PM PST]

  • 11.06.2011 7:51 PM PDT

Ever wonder what's up there?

Posted by: Xyrelt
Steps to "surviving" pre-beta armor lock:
1. Step back
2. Get swarmed by enemy teammates
3. Die

or

1. Step back
2. Waste 6 seconds of your life
3. Get swarmed by enemy teammates
4. Die

  • 11.06.2011 7:53 PM PDT


Posted by: Zealot Tony
In this thread: People crying about armour lock and not wanting to take advice from someone who is not as "good" as them. In fact the tears taste like candy.

I think it is time we moved on. 343 have attempted to fix what problem there was with armour lock (and I admit it was a little much), but complaining to the ends of the Earth about it? Kinda much.


Actually you'll find that these days the majority of Armor Lock threads are started by people who are like "Armor Lock was fine, you complainers!" even though the complainers stopped complaining months ago.

  • 11.06.2011 7:53 PM PDT
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Play it, love it, rate it.


Posted by: angello22
Posted by: Xyrelt
Steps to "surviving" pre-beta armor lock:
1. Step back
2. Get swarmed by enemy teammates
3. Die

or

1. Step back
2. Waste 0 seconds of your life
3. Get swarmed by enemy teammates
4. Die


Corrected. Nah. It typically happens spontaneously.

[Edited on 11.06.2011 7:57 PM PST]

  • 11.06.2011 7:55 PM PDT

"We live in a special time; the only time where we can observationally verify that we live in a very special time" - Lawrence Krauss.

I was a finalist :P


Posted by: Ryus Shoryuken

Posted by: Zealot Tony
In this thread: People crying about armour lock and not wanting to take advice from someone who is not as "good" as them. In fact the tears taste like candy.

I think it is time we moved on. 343 have attempted to fix what problem there was with armour lock (and I admit it was a little much), but complaining to the ends of the Earth about it? Kinda much.


Actually you'll find that these days the majority of Armor Lock threads are started by people who are like "Armor Lock was fine, you complainers!" even though the complainers stopped complaining months ago.

Then is it hard to ignore these types of threads? It was just as bad as this when the complains had at it during late '10 - mid '11.
I come on here, expecting discussion and the whole front page is filled with armour lock threads. Now it goes the same way, except with people on the other end of the spectrum who support it. Is it really that hard for both parties to let go?

  • 11.06.2011 8:01 PM PDT

Posted by: aBlueBookshelf
Goat was famous. Irie was infamous. Gh0st was FaMaS.

My stats in Halol 4

Typical Waypoint post.
no it's "its got to go" you wouldn't say the "it is got to go" would you?

omg floodtards

  • 11.06.2011 8:02 PM PDT

Hey don't look at me. I just call idiots out when I see 'em post, whether it be about Armor Lock or whatever.

  • 11.06.2011 8:08 PM PDT

"We live in a special time; the only time where we can observationally verify that we live in a very special time" - Lawrence Krauss.

I was a finalist :P


Posted by: Ryus Shoryuken
Hey don't look at me. I just call idiots out when I see 'em post, whether it be about Armor Lock or whatever.

I refer to everyone in general. Not signalling you out at all.

  • 11.06.2011 8:14 PM PDT

Get Her Done!


Posted by: BRADEN OWNZ
Waiting it out isn't countering it, it's a crutch for people who suck.


You suck.

  • 11.06.2011 8:25 PM PDT