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Subject: The retard's guide to surviving Armor Lock.


Posted by: Metabolism
You have a 1.00 K/D. Why are you giving advice?


Your stupid...and your a -blam!- for not having a linked game tag. We'll just assume you have a .43 k/d.

Good post OP.

[Edited on 11.06.2011 8:47 PM PST]

  • 11.06.2011 8:42 PM PDT

This is for all those idiots who don't have common sense.

  • 11.06.2011 8:49 PM PDT

Posted by: aBlueBookshelf
Goat was famous. Irie was infamous. Gh0st was FaMaS.

My stats in Halol 4

Typical Waypoint post.
no it's "its got to go" you wouldn't say the "it is got to go" would you?


Posted by: aaronallison

Posted by: Metabolism
You have a 1.00 K/D. Why are you giving advice?


Your stupid...and your a -blam!- for not having a linked game tag. We'll just assume you have a .43 k/d.

Good post OP.
Please never pull an intelligence check when you can't tell the difference between "you're" and "your"

  • 11.06.2011 8:52 PM PDT

Posted by: Hollows
OMFG DOOD MY SCHOOL HAS 4000 KIDS AND LIKE 50% ARE BLACK, THEY ALL DO THIS ITS SO FKN ANOOYING. IT MAKES ME WANT TO PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE BUT IM AFRAID CUZ THEY'RE BLACK.


Posted by: aaronallisonYou suck dick at Halo.

  • 11.06.2011 9:07 PM PDT

Posted by: aBlueBookshelf
Goat was famous. Irie was infamous. Gh0st was FaMaS.

My stats in Halol 4

Typical Waypoint post.
no it's "its got to go" you wouldn't say the "it is got to go" would you?

You all realize this is a straight copy paste, right?

  • 11.06.2011 9:15 PM PDT

Posted by: Hollows
OMFG DOOD MY SCHOOL HAS 4000 KIDS AND LIKE 50% ARE BLACK, THEY ALL DO THIS ITS SO FKN ANOOYING. IT MAKES ME WANT TO PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE BUT IM AFRAID CUZ THEY'RE BLACK.

Yeah, I remember the last time Scoopicus posted this thread.

  • 11.06.2011 9:17 PM PDT


Posted by: Gh0st is Bad

Posted by: aaronallison

Posted by: Metabolism
You have a 1.00 K/D. Why are you giving advice?


Your stupid...and your a -blam!- for not having a linked game tag. We'll just assume you have a .43 k/d.

Good post OP.
Please never pull an intelligence check when you can't tell the difference between "you're" and "your"


Ain't English class.

  • 11.06.2011 9:24 PM PDT


Posted by: l SecretAgent l

Posted by: aaronallisonYou suck dick at Halo.


You'll suck dick any where else.

  • 11.06.2011 9:26 PM PDT

Posted by: aBlueBookshelf
Goat was famous. Irie was infamous. Gh0st was FaMaS.

My stats in Halol 4

Typical Waypoint post.
no it's "its got to go" you wouldn't say the "it is got to go" would you?


Posted by: aaronallison

Posted by: l SecretAgent l

Posted by: aaronallisonYou suck dick at Halo.


You'll suck dick any where else.
Cares too much

  • 11.06.2011 9:29 PM PDT

knows alot about halo and by thag i mean alot like m14 light anti aircraft gun is a wartgot turent ant turet in not pronoumced tunent and i typ to fast some simes like right now SO I SPELL STUFF WROGLY ON NOT IN ORDER LIKE LIEK,PEI AND IH


Posted by: l SecretAgent l
OP's a dick-faced brony who sucks at Halo.
dont bring brony's into this any further attempts to do so will be taken as a threat and a team of highly trained brony's will be sent to your location.

  • 11.06.2011 9:30 PM PDT


Posted by: aaronallison

Posted by: l SecretAgent l

Posted by: aaronallisonYou suck dick at Halo.


You'll suck dick any where else.


Taking up for your boyfiend? Huh...

  • 11.06.2011 9:37 PM PDT


Posted by: Scoopicus
Every time I come on here I hear at least a hundred people complaining about how much armor lock sucks and how cheap it is. No, it doesn't suck, you do. So to help all of you whiners out there I have devised a little guide to help you not die. Now this may be hard to remember, since I know that playing Halo for so long has gauged you to use absolutely no skill in any given situation, but when you utilize these tips you'll have more fun, you won't waste your life away complaining on internet forums, and you'll spare people the ear ra­pe of your incessant crying online.Oh noes, he went into Armor Lock right next to me! What do?!

Here is what you don't do; You don't stand there like a retard and watch the shiny blue light in your visor. I know how tantalizing it is, and I know how few of you have ever heard the word tantalizing before, but you don't stand there and wait for them to pop out, EMP you, and smack your ass straight to the god damn moon. What you should do is step back about five feet and wait for them to pop out of Armor Lock. This way they can't EMP you and you'll be able to shoot them with their low shields or health. Bonus points if you toss a grenade at their feet right before they come out of it. "But Scoopicus, what if they cornered me and I can't go anywhere?" Simple, don't get cornered. If you thought that running into a corner was a good way to escape harm, then I want you to go pick up a history book and find out why that doesn't work. And yes, books still exist. They're like the instruction manuals in games and the 50 game magazines you're subscribed to but they have actual value.Hey, there's a guy standing out in the open! I'm gonna run him-OH GOD ARMOR LOCK!

HIT. THE. BRAKES. Seriously, it's not that hard. All you have to do is slow down a little. If you aren't going at full speed when you hit them, it won't kill you. Then either pop out of the car and back up, or just back the vehicle up. It may be hard to get used to the fact that vehicles move at speeds that are slower than full speed and that you don't have be boosting in a Ghost, but they will come in handy when this happens. If they activated it at a time where you can't alter your course then tough. They timed it well and there's nothing you can do about it.I just grenade spammed all over this guy and he armor locked through them! HAX!

This can be used to your advantage. You see, someone can only enter Armor Lock a maximum of two times before having to recharge, which means they can only deflect those two grenades, allowing you to kill them with the guns that the game has given you. Yeah, those things, in your hands, they shoot. It's been a while since you used them for anything other then beating in the skull of anyone who's holding a dick. Anyway, wait for them to use up their armor lock on your hand-bombs and then shoot them, or go for the ever-successful method of ramming your gun up their ass and through their mouth. "But Scoopicus, they have a power weapon!" In that case you wouldn't have won in a head on confrontation anyway. Run and hide so they don't smoke your ass and go find a shotgun or something.Now I hope I've helped all of you suck just a little less. Now if you excuse me I have to sit back and watch the lulz this generates.


....Someone on the forum who ACTUALLY has a working brain. Well said, Scoopicus.

  • 11.06.2011 10:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: trivium
....Someone on the forum who ACTUALLY has a working brain. Well said, Scoopicus.
Is it coincidental that you suck ass at Halo and agree with the OP?

I think not.

  • 11.06.2011 10:03 PM PDT