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Subject: Beard Fight! Sage V.s Urk

Hello, I'm Mr AwesomePizza. I like pizza and I'm a man. Reasoning for the name. I like to listen to the classics of music, write poetry, play video games, and much much more. I'm always down for a nice chat, so please hit me up for some conversation.

The two manly beards decide to settle things against each other in the most manliest way possible... BEARD FIGHT!!! Who will win?
Ready? FIGHT!

Sage's Beard Moves: What Sage looks like
* Whip
* Nerf-it
* Choke
* (Suggest more)

Urk's Beard Moves: What urk looks like
* Punch
* Chin rub
* News Drop
* (Suggest More)

The Fight Scene
Alright guys, who's beard do you find more awesome and stronger? Is it urk's simple beard, or Sage's masterpiece of a beard? Have any suggestions for future Beard Fights? Tell me! Have any possible moves they can use? Tell me! Most importantly guys, have fun with this!

  • 11.06.2011 9:04 PM PDT

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Urk would put up a pretty good fight, but Sage would just absolutely choke him.

  • 11.06.2011 9:07 PM PDT

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sages beard is like a cobra or a dragon, plus a dagger could be knotted in the end of it so he would win. urk's is more uniform
yorkie

  • 11.06.2011 9:09 PM PDT

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Urk's beard is a gentle and friendly beard. The "gravity" of Sage's beard makes the ones around him nearly collapse, I know I almost did.

[Edited on 11.06.2011 9:09 PM PST]

  • 11.06.2011 9:09 PM PDT

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Sage's beard.

Urk's beard.

  • 11.06.2011 9:11 PM PDT

Wipe me down!
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Sage's beard looks like Mr. Hankey in "The Fight Scene". Because of this, I say Sage's beard comes out victorious.

[Edited on 11.06.2011 9:17 PM PST]

  • 11.06.2011 9:13 PM PDT

BTW, your post should be in the off topic flood forums. "look into the forum rules" i love it when people like you come into other peoples' topics in the forums just to whine about forum rules instead of actually respond to the topic.

So now i did it to you.

You're welcome for the advice

also, no one cares

  • 11.06.2011 9:15 PM PDT
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Why does urks beard get arms? That's not fair.

  • 11.06.2011 9:16 PM PDT

Hello, I'm Mr AwesomePizza. I like pizza and I'm a man. Reasoning for the name. I like to listen to the classics of music, write poetry, play video games, and much much more. I'm always down for a nice chat, so please hit me up for some conversation.

Posted by: BlueDevil580
BTW, your post should be in the off topic flood forums. "look into the forum rules" i love it when people like you come into other peoples' topics in the forums just to whine about forum rules instead of actually respond to the topic.

So now i did it to you.

You're welcome for the advice

also, no one cares
Excuse me but what? This deals with Bungie Employees so it does belong here... I have no idea what you're talking about. =/

  • 11.06.2011 9:17 PM PDT

Hello, I'm Mr AwesomePizza. I like pizza and I'm a man. Reasoning for the name. I like to listen to the classics of music, write poetry, play video games, and much much more. I'm always down for a nice chat, so please hit me up for some conversation.

Posted by: dmg04
Why does urks beard get arms? That's not fair.
Because he doesn't have a whip of a beard. It was just to even things out.

  • 11.06.2011 9:18 PM PDT

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Posted by: True Underdog
Urk's beard is a gentle and friendly beard. The "gravity" of Sage's beard makes the ones around him nearly collapse, I know I almost did.

lol I bet it has it's own gravitational pull.

  • 11.06.2011 9:29 PM PDT

Posted by: Dustin 6047
Troll confirmed. I never even insulted you

Posted by: Dustin 6047
OP - You're a dumbass with the reading comprehension skills of a second grader.


Can someone tell me what's wrong with these two, this made me LOL hard.

Sage, because he can snipe urk's beard hairs with it.

  • 11.06.2011 10:09 PM PDT

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Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

Posted by: dmg04
Why does urks beard get arms? That's not fair.
It's a handicap, like in Halo 2; because Sage's beard is so much more epic.

  • 11.06.2011 10:15 PM PDT

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Knowing is half the battle.

Urk knows everything.

Urk still loses.

  • 11.06.2011 10:22 PM PDT

Wake me, when you need me.

Urk has such a well-maintained beard. Urk, may I stroke your beard?

  • 11.06.2011 11:26 PM PDT

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Posted by: HOOBLA 911
Sage's beard.

Urk's beard.
This

For some reason.

  • 11.07.2011 3:52 AM PDT

Yes, I AM just that awesome.

Urk's arms would dual wield Maulers and whoop Sage's beard's ass (Wait, do beards have asses?).

  • 11.07.2011 3:59 AM PDT
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Sage's beard hands down.

  • 11.07.2011 4:06 AM PDT
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  • 11.07.2011 4:18 AM PDT

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I'm going to have to go with Sage on this one. His beard is just too much, and he could just nerf Urk to death.

  • 11.07.2011 4:32 AM PDT

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I call winner.

(Right after I get my beard to grow.)

  • 11.07.2011 5:04 AM PDT

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Sage, no contest. He could whip urk from a distance, even if he is a ginger.

  • 11.07.2011 5:56 AM PDT

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Sage would nerf urk's beard.

  • 11.07.2011 6:03 AM PDT

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Urk would win. Simply because he has red hair.

  • 11.07.2011 6:05 AM PDT