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Subject: Beard Fight! Sage V.s Urk

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Posted by: HOOBLA 911
Sage's beard.

Urk's beard.


Makes me wanna wear nothing but a loincloth and prance like a little sissy girl through Sage's beard.


Over Urk's tears and through Sage's beard to Grandma's house we go!

  • 11.07.2011 6:46 AM PDT

Urk's beard to tap out in the first round due to rear naked choke.

  • 11.07.2011 6:55 AM PDT
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Well, here we are. I guess that it was destined to come to this.

After seeing the awesomeness that is Sage's beard, I was inspired.

This is about 4-5 months worth. Should I keep going?

  • 11.07.2011 9:15 AM PDT


Posted by: Recon Number 54
After seeing the awesomeness that is Sage's beard, I was inspired.

This is about 4-5 months worth. Should I keep going?


I say go for the full Dumbledore there.

  • 11.07.2011 9:24 AM PDT
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Well, here we are. I guess that it was destined to come to this.

Posted by: coolmike699
Posted by: Recon Number 54
After seeing the awesomeness that is Sage's beard, I was inspired.

This is about 4-5 months worth. Should I keep going?

I say go for the full Dumbledore there.

Snape said the same thing. Should I be concerned?

  • 11.07.2011 9:25 AM PDT
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Sage is a puppy dog (he would destroy me).

  • 11.07.2011 9:27 AM PDT


Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: coolmike699
Posted by: Recon Number 54
After seeing the awesomeness that is Sage's beard, I was inspired.

This is about 4-5 months worth. Should I keep going?

I say go for the full Dumbledore there.

Snape said the same thing. Should I be concerned?


Just avoid towers and you should be fine.

  • 11.07.2011 9:27 AM PDT

Posted by: Dustin 6047
Troll confirmed. I never even insulted you

Posted by: Dustin 6047
OP - You're a dumbass with the reading comprehension skills of a second grader.


Can someone tell me what's wrong with these two, this made me LOL hard.


Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: coolmike699
Posted by: Recon Number 54
After seeing the awesomeness that is Sage's beard, I was inspired.

This is about 4-5 months worth. Should I keep going?

I say go for the full Dumbledore there.

Snape said the same thing. Should I be concerned?
Dumbledore it is then, Recon's new nickname is Dumbledore Number 54.

  • 11.07.2011 9:28 AM PDT

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Posted by: Recon Number 54
After seeing the awesomeness that is Sage's beard, I was inspired.

This is about 4-5 months worth. Should I keep going?

Keep up the good work and stroke the goat well!

  • 11.07.2011 10:04 AM PDT
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"Critics who treat adult as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence."
-C.S. Lewis

In terms of size, Sage clearly wins.

However.

"It's not the size mate...it's how you use it."
-Nigel Powers

[Edited on 11.07.2011 10:15 AM PST]

  • 11.07.2011 10:15 AM PDT

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You both have beautiful beards...

...May I Have Them?

  • 11.07.2011 10:17 AM PDT
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Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.


Posted by: Mr AwesomePizza
What urk looks like
Amusingly, in that picture, Qbix's beard would lose to a little girl.

  • 11.07.2011 10:23 AM PDT


Posted by: x Foman123 x

Posted by: Mr AwesomePizza
What urk looks like
Amusingly, in that picture, Qbix's beard would lose to a little girl.


I didn't even realize that was Qbix on the right until you mentioned it.


On-Topic: Urk's beard looks mo betta imo.

[Edited on 11.07.2011 10:28 AM PST]

  • 11.07.2011 10:27 AM PDT

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Posted by: Recon Number 54
After seeing the awesomeness that is Sage's beard, I was inspired.

This is about 4-5 months worth. Should I keep going?


This whole time, I've been lied to...Santa lives in Texas.

  • 11.07.2011 10:35 AM PDT

Posted by: A Bit Of Zero
This thread would have appealed to me more if it was written with crayons.
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I broke one of the cords for my X11s because I couldn't get past the final American course in Doritos Crash Course.

Manly face hair is the real winner at the end of the day.

  • 11.07.2011 10:35 AM PDT


Posted by: Recon Number 54
After seeing the awesomeness that is Sage's beard, I was inspired.

This is about 4-5 months worth. Should I keep going?

Sage told Recon he could be anything

So he became Sage.

  • 11.07.2011 10:36 AM PDT
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Well, here we are. I guess that it was destined to come to this.

Posted by: True Underdog
Posted by: Recon Number 54
After seeing the awesomeness that is Sage's beard, I was inspired.

This is about 4-5 months worth. Should I keep going?
This whole time, I've been lied to...Santa lives in Texas.

I got a lot of wide-eyed and slightly suspicious looks from the younger trick-or-treaters this Halloween. I even heard one parent as they walked away, "No sweetie, that isn't Santa."

  • 11.07.2011 10:40 AM PDT

Oh hey there

Posted by: petarded2
It's a metaphor for the 07s' lack of identity. too old to be newfa­g, yet too new to be oldfa­g, we wander b.net in search of a home, forever trying to be something we are not.

Maybe it's just me but I feel the need for a shower after reading this thread.

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  • 11.07.2011 10:46 AM PDT

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Urk, because he invented blaming stosh

  • 11.07.2011 11:04 AM PDT
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Posted by: BLAIR223
Urk would lose. Simply because he has red hair.
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  • 11.07.2011 11:04 AM PDT

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Sage beard would win, It's like a hairy nun-chuck!

  • 11.07.2011 11:32 AM PDT

Sages beard is a 5th limb.

I'm sorry Urk but even though you have quite a tidy beard, Sages would just assimilate you into it and gain another few centimeters.

  • 11.07.2011 11:33 AM PDT
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  • 11.07.2011 11:44 AM PDT
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A tosser is the same as a wanker. To toss oneself off is to fondle the trouser weasel.


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Posted by: Recon Number 54
I even heard one parent as they walked away, "No sweetie, that isn't Santa."
So now you drive that candy-offering van while dressed as Santa?

[Edited on 11.07.2011 11:56 AM PST]

  • 11.07.2011 11:54 AM PDT