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Subject: Beard Fight! Sage V.s Urk

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Posted by: Sgt Dippinbud
Sage hath responded to my challenge. Here lies his response.
Seems legit.
But thou Sage has already battled and requires rest. Possible fighter for you are thou Dr Honey (If thou accepts), and Recon (if thou accepts), or any other possible warrior with thou chin hair.

[Edited on 11.07.2011 8:01 PM PST]

  • 11.07.2011 8:01 PM PDT


Posted by: Mr AwesomePizza
Posted by: Sgt Dippinbud
Sage hath responded to my challenge. Here lies his response.
Seems legit.
But thou Sage has already battled and requires rest. Possible fighter for you are thou Dr Honey (If thou accepts), and Recon (if thou accepts), or any other possible warrior with thou chin hair.


Rest if for the weak of mind and body. Did the X-Men require rest after defeating Sauron? Hell no! They got back on their horse and charged the -blam!- forces, buying Leonidas the time he needed to hold that pass.

  • 11.07.2011 8:12 PM PDT

You can't say "German WWII forces"?

Guess I had never tried typing it before.


  • 11.07.2011 8:13 PM PDT

Hello, I'm Mr AwesomePizza. I like pizza and I'm a man. Reasoning for the name. I like to listen to the classics of music, write poetry, play video games, and much much more. I'm always down for a nice chat, so please hit me up for some conversation.

Posted by: Sgt Dippinbud

Posted by: Mr AwesomePizza
Posted by: Sgt Dippinbud
Sage hath responded to my challenge. Here lies his response.
Seems legit.
But thou Sage has already battled and requires rest. Possible fighter for you are thou Dr Honey (If thou accepts), and Recon (if thou accepts), or any other possible warrior with thou chin hair.


Rest if for the weak of mind and body. Did the X-Men require rest after defeating Sauron? Hell no! They got back on their horse and charged the -blam!- forces, buying Leonidas the time he needed to hold that pass.
But thou beard...Beard...Thou beard- I just don't want Sage to be in every fight.

  • 11.07.2011 8:15 PM PDT

Fine, then I will defeat Urk...though the fight shall not be evenly matched. Not because his beard is weak, but because his ginger tricks cannot work on me. I hath 2 ginger brothers, and I have found ways to defeat even the most ginger ginger.

  • 11.07.2011 8:16 PM PDT

Hello, I'm Mr AwesomePizza. I like pizza and I'm a man. Reasoning for the name. I like to listen to the classics of music, write poetry, play video games, and much much more. I'm always down for a nice chat, so please hit me up for some conversation.

Posted by: Sgt Dippinbud
Fine, then I will defeat Urk...though the fight shall not be evenly matched. Not because his beard is weak, but because his ginger tricks cannot work on me. I hath 2 ginger brothers, and I have found ways to defeat even the most ginger ginger.
Urk needs rest as well sadly. For similar purposes of Sages.

  • 11.07.2011 8:20 PM PDT


Posted by: Mr AwesomePizza
Posted by: Sgt Dippinbud
Fine, then I will defeat Urk...though the fight shall not be evenly matched. Not because his beard is weak, but because his ginger tricks cannot work on me. I hath 2 ginger brothers, and I have found ways to defeat even the most ginger ginger.
Urk needs rest as well sadly. For similar purposes of Sages.


Cravens.

  • 11.07.2011 8:22 PM PDT

Hello, I'm Mr AwesomePizza. I like pizza and I'm a man. Reasoning for the name. I like to listen to the classics of music, write poetry, play video games, and much much more. I'm always down for a nice chat, so please hit me up for some conversation.

Posted by: Sgt Dippinbud

Posted by: Mr AwesomePizza
Posted by: Sgt Dippinbud
Fine, then I will defeat Urk...though the fight shall not be evenly matched. Not because his beard is weak, but because his ginger tricks cannot work on me. I hath 2 ginger brothers, and I have found ways to defeat even the most ginger ginger.
Urk needs rest as well sadly. For similar purposes of Sages.


Cravens.
I see that thou are upset, but never fear! You still have opponents!

  • 11.08.2011 4:59 AM PDT

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Sage hands down.

  • 11.08.2011 5:12 AM PDT

A flute with no holes is not a flute, a donut with no holes is a Danish.

Sage's beard would win because it's tough enough to pick up a 65 Mustang.

Urk's couldn't pickup a 65 Mustang Power Wheels replica.

  • 11.08.2011 6:31 AM PDT
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Well, here we are. I guess that it was destined to come to this.

Great, you nerds are now MMOLARP-ers. That is like geek-cubed.

  • 11.08.2011 6:58 AM PDT


Posted by: Recon Number 54
Great, you nerds are now MMOLARP-ers. That is like geek-cubed.


I have no clue what MMOLARP is, but it must be something awesome for my Halloween garb to qualify for it.

Excelsior!

  • 11.08.2011 7:23 AM PDT

Posted by: TribalA13X 93
full of jelly? nope. full of pity!


For those of you wondering how I got my username, I just bashed my head against the keyboard and accepted whatever it said.

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I have found the answer!

  • 11.08.2011 9:24 AM PDT

http://bungie.me/sig/noble/Gladius42104.png

Sage, for obvious reasons, look at that monster!

  • 11.08.2011 10:18 AM PDT

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This thread would have appealed to me more if it was written with crayons.
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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Great, you nerds are now MMOLARP-ers. That is like geek-cubed.

Lightning bolt!.....Lightning bolt!.....Lightning bolt!

  • 11.08.2011 11:10 AM PDT

Hello, I'm Mr AwesomePizza. I like pizza and I'm a man. Reasoning for the name. I like to listen to the classics of music, write poetry, play video games, and much much more. I'm always down for a nice chat, so please hit me up for some conversation.

Posted by: Recon Number 54
Great, you nerds are now MMOLARP-ers. That is like geek-cubed.
Haters gonna hate.

  • 11.08.2011 2:29 PM PDT

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Posted by: Sgt Dippinbud
I would beat them both. Not only is my beard so fresh and so clean clean, but I have duct tape armor and a sword.
not only that, you would distract them by saying "so fresh and so clean" by making them remember that song

  • 11.08.2011 4:22 PM PDT

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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Great, you nerds are now MMOLARP-ers. That is like geek-cubed.


There is a picture of you standing in front of a spam truck on the Internet. You are one of us Recon. Confess!

  • 11.08.2011 5:18 PM PDT
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Posted by: Recon Number 54
After seeing the awesomeness that is Sage's beard, I was inspired.

This is about 4-5 months worth. Should I keep going?



Holy -blam!-. There's a grey toy car on your book shelf!

  • 11.08.2011 5:52 PM PDT
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Well, here we are. I guess that it was destined to come to this.

Posted by: Elem3nt 117
Posted by: Recon Number 54
After seeing the awesomeness that is Sage's beard, I was inspired.

This is about 4-5 months worth. Should I keep going?

Holy -blam!-. There's a grey toy car on your book shelf!

1968 Chevrolet Camaro SS w/ hideaway headlights. My wife's dream muscle car. Mine is a 1970 Oldsmobile 442 W-30 convertible. If either of us get the chance to get one, we've promised the other that we will.

It's not in the pic, but on those shelves I also have an in-box scale model of a P-51, signed by General Chuck Yeager. An actual P-51 is even more out of my ability than the muscle cars.

  • 11.08.2011 6:59 PM PDT

Best of random chance

No! Get a Delorean!
Posted by: Recon Number 54
1968 Chevrolet Camaro SS w/ hideaway headlights. My wife's dream muscle car. Mine is a 1970 Oldsmobile 442 W-30 convertible. If either of us get the chance to get one, we've promised the other that we will.

It's not in the pic, but on those shelves I also have an in-box scale model of a P-51, signed by General Chuck Yeager. An actual P-51 is even more out of my ability than the muscle cars.

  • 11.08.2011 7:00 PM PDT
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Urk is more like an evil Spock to me now ;)

  • 11.08.2011 7:23 PM PDT

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Posted by: DrBunsenHoneydew
Pfft, Urk's beard wouldn't have a chance. Even my beard could take his in a fight.
Pics or it didn't happen.

  • 11.08.2011 7:56 PM PDT

Challenge me to a Hawaiian Punch chugging contest. I dare you.


Posted by: mubox47
$.50 in store credit.

Honestly, i'd rather have Urk's beard. It's more practical and classic, and gives a nice 'rugged Irish mountain man' kinda look. That being said, Sage's beard is nothing short of wonderful.

  • 11.08.2011 8:15 PM PDT