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Subject: Beard Fight! Sage V.s Urk
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Well, here we are. I guess that it was destined to come to this.

Posted by: Yuke
Posted by: Recon Number 54
I even heard one parent as they walked away, "No sweetie, that isn't Santa."
So now you drive that candy-offering van while dressed as Santa?

Only on weekends after it starts getting cold outside. The costume is murder in the summer.

  • 11.07.2011 11:57 AM PDT

i c u thar c' ing my signiture

Yours in _Kai_

Put your beards together and defend the world against evil like they did in the episode of Dexter's Lab.

  • 11.07.2011 12:00 PM PDT

Non facete nobis calcitrare vestrvm perinaevm.

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You imply a level of control over Halo: Reach matchmaking that we no longer have. Or, in your vernacular, it isn't our shiznit anymore.


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If Sage's beard was made of spaghetti it would resolve world hunger.

Urk's wouldn't be enough for dinner.

  • 11.07.2011 12:23 PM PDT
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And the Shadow fell upon the Land, and the World was riven stone from stone. The oceans fled, and the mountains were swallowed up, and the nations were scattered to the eight corners of the World. The moon was blood, and the sun was as ashes. The seas boiled, and the living envied the dead. All was shattered, and all but memory lost, and one memory above all others, of him who brought the Shadow and the Breaking of the World. And him they named Dragon.

Dude. I had just finished shaving when that pic was taken!
Posted by: x Foman123 x

Posted by: Mr AwesomePizza
What urk looks like
Amusingly, in that picture, Qbix's beard would lose to a little girl.

  • 11.07.2011 12:30 PM PDT

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Do "No Shave November". At the end, take a picture. Post it on the interwebz. And, if you somehow manage to scrounge up anything even remotely resembling peach fuzz... I will congratulate you.
Posted by: Qbix89
Dude. I had just finished shaving when that pic was taken!
Posted by: x Foman123 x

Posted by: Mr AwesomePizza
What urk looks like
Amusingly, in that picture, Qbix's beard would lose to a little girl.

  • 11.07.2011 12:31 PM PDT

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Sage would sooooo use his beard as a whip!

  • 11.07.2011 12:36 PM PDT

I bet $20 on Urk!

THIS
IS
MADNESS!!

THIS...
IS...
URKK!


[Edited on 11.07.2011 12:50 PM PST]

  • 11.07.2011 12:47 PM PDT
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Pfft, Urk's beard wouldn't have a chance. Even my beard could take his in a fight.

  • 11.07.2011 12:50 PM PDT


Posted by: DrBunsenHoneydew
Pfft, Urk's beard wouldn't have a chance. Even my beard could take his in a fight.
Oh? I bet $25 on Urk!

  • 11.07.2011 12:51 PM PDT
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urk: "This is a bad idea."
DeeJ: "Hold still..."

Whatever you gotta tell yourself miss.

Posted by: Qbix89
Dude. I had just finished shaving when that pic was taken!
Posted by: x Foman123 x

Posted by: Mr AwesomePizza
What urk looks like
Amusingly, in that picture, Qbix's beard would lose to a little girl.

  • 11.07.2011 12:56 PM PDT

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Has Froman grown his beard back? I really miss it.

He was complaining about how the baristas at Starbucks didn't like the beard. As a barista, I appreciate beards.

I'm not sure where that was going, but oh well.
Posted by: DrBunsenHoneydew
Pfft, Urk's beard wouldn't have a chance. Even my beard could take his in a fight.

  • 11.07.2011 1:01 PM PDT

Posted by: Dustin 6047
Troll confirmed. I never even insulted you

Posted by: Dustin 6047
OP - You're a dumbass with the reading comprehension skills of a second grader.


Can someone tell me what's wrong with these two, this made me LOL hard.


Posted by: xDarkomantis
I bet $20 on Urk!

THIS
IS
MADNESS!!

THIS...
IS...
URKK!
I eat that every morning as I listen to my cereal.

  • 11.07.2011 1:01 PM PDT

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I WAS SOCK

Posted by: x Foman123 x

Posted by: Mr AwesomePizza
What urk looks like
Amusingly, in that picture, Qbix's beard would lose to a little girl.
Rofl.

Poor urk, being put in such a one sided competition.

  • 11.07.2011 1:12 PM PDT

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This thread would have appealed to me more if it was written with crayons.
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Posted by: DrBunsenHoneydew
Pfft, Urk's beard wouldn't have a chance. Even my beard could take his in a fight.

A new challenger appears.

  • 11.07.2011 1:16 PM PDT
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Lol Urk FTW!

  • 11.07.2011 1:30 PM PDT
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Screw beards, who's got the best Movember?

  • 11.07.2011 1:45 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten

What I have learned from this thread (about beards):

Sage > Recon number 54 > Urk

  • 11.07.2011 1:46 PM PDT

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Posted by: spartain ken 15
What I have learned from this thread (about beards):

Sage > Recon number 54 > Urk

....>QBix

  • 11.07.2011 2:01 PM PDT

What's up with all the -blam!-ing negativity?
Stop it.

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I think Urk's beard looks more manly...

Edit: But alas, he cannot win, as Gingers have no souls...

[Edited on 11.07.2011 2:10 PM PST]

  • 11.07.2011 2:04 PM PDT

Pics or it wouldn't happen.
Posted by: DrBunsenHoneydew
Pfft, Urk's beard wouldn't have a chance. Even my beard could take his in a fight.

  • 11.07.2011 2:04 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: Leprechaun209
I think Urk's beard looks more manly...


Yeah, he has the Norris beard but Recon is about to transcend to Dumbledore status, he was already called Santa, he is almost there.

  • 11.07.2011 2:07 PM PDT

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Have Fai7h

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Lets not forget that Sage can also Nerf Urk's beard

  • 11.07.2011 2:16 PM PDT

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  • 11.07.2011 2:17 PM PDT

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Have Fai7h

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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: True Underdog
Posted by: Recon Number 54
After seeing the awesomeness that is Sage's beard, I was inspired.

This is about 4-5 months worth. Should I keep going?
This whole time, I've been lied to...Santa lives in Texas.

I got a lot of wide-eyed and slightly suspicious looks from the younger trick-or-treaters this Halloween. I even heard one parent as they walked away, "No sweetie, that isn't Santa."
one word to say, CHAMP

  • 11.07.2011 2:20 PM PDT

What a hipster.

To work for Bungie a beard is job requirement #1. Everything else you bring to the field is just extra.

  • 11.07.2011 2:29 PM PDT