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Subject: Beard Fight! Sage V.s Urk
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Posted by: DrBunsenHoneydew
Pfft, Urk's beard wouldn't have a chance. Even my beard could take his in a fight.
pics or it didn't happen

  • 11.07.2011 2:30 PM PDT
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Posted by: Recon Number 54
After seeing the awesomeness that is Sage's beard, I was inspired.

This is about 4-5 months worth. Should I keep going?
Recon. Holy Crap. Never expected you to look like that. However, your intelligence and amazing view on all subjects does match your face and beard so keep going!

  • 11.07.2011 2:35 PM PDT

Urk's beard would be nerfed in seconds.

  • 11.07.2011 2:42 PM PDT
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Posted by: JABBERWOCK xeno
THIS WEEK ON DEADLIEST WARRIOR....

...777 on sage.

Oh my god... I didn't even think about that. Now that you brought it up, I can actually see it going on in my head :D

  • 11.07.2011 2:48 PM PDT


Posted by: Onyx81

Posted by: Recon Number 54
After seeing the awesomeness that is Sage's beard, I was inspired.

This is about 4-5 months worth. Should I keep going?
Recon. Holy Crap. Never expected you to look like that. However, your intelligence and amazing view on all subjects does match your face and beard so keep going!
My reaction when looking at Recon for first time

[Edited on 11.07.2011 3:06 PM PST]

  • 11.07.2011 3:05 PM PDT
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Recon wins, beards down. :P

  • 11.07.2011 3:15 PM PDT

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I was a finalist :P

Urk only stands a change if he grows his beard another 10 metres.

  • 11.07.2011 3:17 PM PDT

I run Skirmish!!!

sage's by far, that is a beard that took alot of time to grow out

  • 11.07.2011 3:51 PM PDT

@spaboolly

I'm cheering for Urk. He wins by pure manliness.


Besides... redheads are known for being stubborn :P

  • 11.07.2011 5:27 PM PDT

This is actually the stupidest thing ever posted on B.net:

Posted by: the omega man117
Why does everyone hate Halo 2? Maybe its because its the worst game ever next to mario.

Sage's beard has its own aura and therefore is the mightier beard.

  • 11.07.2011 5:29 PM PDT

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Posted by: Recon Number 54
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Posted by: Recon Number 54
After seeing the awesomeness that is Sage's beard, I was inspired.

This is about 4-5 months worth. Should I keep going?
This whole time, I've been lied to...Santa lives in Texas.


I got a lot of wide-eyed and slightly suspicious looks from the younger trick-or-treaters this Halloween. I even heard one parent as they walked away, "No sweetie, that isn't Santa."


Its Gandalf?

Seriously, awesome beard.

[Edited on 11.07.2011 5:44 PM PST]

  • 11.07.2011 5:43 PM PDT

My Best Bungie moment: finally beating all the Halo games on solo legendary.
My Worst Bungie moment: not seeing giant stuffie grunts in the Bungie store.

*Sage's beard wins by so much that Urk's beard is too humiliated to exist and falls off*

  • 11.07.2011 5:50 PM PDT

@spawn031

"So much of what we do is ephemeral and quickly forgotten, even by ourselves, so it's gratifying to have something you have done linger in people's memories." John Williams

Recon should be put in the running for the beard competition.

  • 11.07.2011 6:04 PM PDT

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Posted by: DrBunsenHoneydew
Pfft, Urk's beard wouldn't have a chance. Even my beard could take his in a fight.
Please post it!
I want to see! Also, thanks to everyone who has contributed to the thread!
I already have idea for next week...

[Edited on 11.07.2011 6:33 PM PST]

  • 11.07.2011 6:30 PM PDT

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Posted by: arch4ng13
Put your beards together and defend the world against evil like they did in the episode of Dexter's Lab.
I remember that episode! XD
It was Hector Hank right? The guy that Dexter formed his beard with.

[Edited on 11.07.2011 6:59 PM PST]

  • 11.07.2011 6:59 PM PDT

I would beat them both. Not only is my beard so fresh and so clean clean, but I have duct tape armor and a sword.

  • 11.07.2011 7:07 PM PDT

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Posted by: Sgt Dippinbud
I would beat them both. Not only is my beard so fresh and so clean clean, but I have duct tape armor and a sword.


Thou thinks yonder facial hair can beat the great beard of Sage?

I lol verily.

  • 11.07.2011 7:11 PM PDT


Posted by: spartain ken 15

Posted by: Sgt Dippinbud
I would beat them both. Not only is my beard so fresh and so clean clean, but I have duct tape armor and a sword.


Thou thinks yonder facial hair can beat the great beard of Sage?

I lol verily.


Ahem....duct tape armor I says.

  • 11.07.2011 7:12 PM PDT

Hello, I'm Mr AwesomePizza. I like pizza and I'm a man. Reasoning for the name. I like to listen to the classics of music, write poetry, play video games, and much much more. I'm always down for a nice chat, so please hit me up for some conversation.

Posted by: Sgt Dippinbud

Posted by: spartain ken 15

Posted by: Sgt Dippinbud
I would beat them both. Not only is my beard so fresh and so clean clean, but I have duct tape armor and a sword.


Thou thinks yonder facial hair can beat the great beard of Sage?

I lol verily.


Ahem....duct tape armor I says.
Can it thou holdith the whip of destruction from sages facial hair?

  • 11.07.2011 7:20 PM PDT

That it can. It hath stood up to many a stronger foe in the days gone by.

  • 11.07.2011 7:34 PM PDT

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Posted by: Sgt Dippinbud
That it can. It hath stood up to many a stronger foe in the days gone by.
Hmm, seems intriguing. One has arises curiosity in own-selfs mind. How does one feel on facing the wizard of Recon? His beard is one with him.

  • 11.07.2011 7:37 PM PDT


Posted by: Mr AwesomePizza
Posted by: Sgt Dippinbud
That it can. It hath stood up to many a stronger foe in the days gone by.
Hmm, seems intriguing. One has arises curiosity in own-selfs mind. How does one feel on facing the wizard of Recon? His beard is one with him.


The beard is strong with Recon. I have no quarrel with him, yet I would not become craven if he stepeth in my path.

  • 11.07.2011 7:41 PM PDT

Hello, I'm Mr AwesomePizza. I like pizza and I'm a man. Reasoning for the name. I like to listen to the classics of music, write poetry, play video games, and much much more. I'm always down for a nice chat, so please hit me up for some conversation.

Posted by: Sgt Dippinbud

Posted by: Mr AwesomePizza
Posted by: Sgt Dippinbud
That it can. It hath stood up to many a stronger foe in the days gone by.
Hmm, seems intriguing. One has arises curiosity in own-selfs mind. How does one feel on facing the wizard of Recon? His beard is one with him.


The beard is strong with Recon. I have no quarrel with him, yet I would not become craven if he stepeth in my path.
The wizard has been challenged! Now will thou wizard accept this? Or will thou wizard quiver and surrender?

[Edited on 11.07.2011 7:42 PM PST]

  • 11.07.2011 7:42 PM PDT

Sage hath responded to my challenge. Here lies his response.

  • 11.07.2011 7:55 PM PDT