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Subject: How does Bungie select their Ninja's?
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Posted by: TGI Skuldier
Posted by: Chobo 66
I threw up on a girl while I was having sex.

Did you keep going?

I know that by me asking I probably will never be choosen, I'm just curious how Bungie chooses. That is all. Thank you.

  • 11.10.2011 5:22 PM PDT

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  • 11.10.2011 5:24 PM PDT

Dart board?

  • 11.10.2011 5:24 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten

They have a magic 8 ball.

They choose a random user name and shake the ball.

If it says yes, they're in.

  • 11.10.2011 5:24 PM PDT
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Posted by: TGI Skuldier
Posted by: Chobo 66
I threw up on a girl while I was having sex.

Did you keep going?

Posted by: spartain ken 15
They have a magic 8 ball.

They choose a random user name and shake the ball.

If it says yes, they're in.

But 8 balls are so 1999.

  • 11.10.2011 5:25 PM PDT

This is actually the stupidest thing ever posted on B.net:

Posted by: the omega man117
Why does everyone hate Halo 2? Maybe its because its the worst game ever next to mario.

I always thought it was a random member generator.

  • 11.10.2011 5:25 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: Sixs N Sevens
Posted by: spartain ken 15
They have a magic 8 ball.

They choose a random user name and shake the ball.

If it says yes, they're in.

But 8 balls are so 1999.


Bungie was like made in the early 90's. :p

  • 11.10.2011 5:26 PM PDT
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Posted by: TGI Skuldier
Posted by: Chobo 66
I threw up on a girl while I was having sex.

Did you keep going?


quote]Posted by: spartain ken 15

Posted by: Sixs N Sevens
Posted by: spartain ken 15
They have a magic 8 ball.

They choose a random user name and shake the ball.

If it says yes, they're in. [/quote]
But 8 balls are so 1999.


Bungie was like made in the early 90's. :p

Why do you think I sad that? JUST 'CAUSE?

  • 11.10.2011 5:27 PM PDT

I'm pretty sure the magic 8 ball came out in the 1950's. Just saying.

  • 11.10.2011 5:29 PM PDT
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Posted by: TGI Skuldier
Posted by: Chobo 66
I threw up on a girl while I was having sex.

Did you keep going?

Posted by: Phenomenon IV
I'm pretty sure the magic 8 ball came out in the 1950's. Just saying.

Yeah buddy.

  • 11.10.2011 5:31 PM PDT

Please don't mention it OP! The Ninjas are already scarred from the... wet... noodle...

  • 11.10.2011 5:33 PM PDT
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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

See, this is why I probably should never have been selected. The OP is asking for serious answers to his honest and justifiable question. All I want to do in reaction is say "Bungie chooses ninjas based on how many times a member "lands" Foman's mom. The more you "get some" from her, the more qualified you are to be a moderator. I don't know how Foman himself was selected."

Which, is dishonest, lewd, crude, immature, and just below the standards that a ninja should conform to. I am a disgrace to my blinding odd colored text and uniform. My apologies OP, for failing you. My apologies Bungie, for not being the ninja you need. My apologies community, for not being the hero you deserve.

How did this get here?

[Edited on 11.10.2011 5:44 PM PST by True Underdog]

  • 11.10.2011 5:43 PM PDT
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Money, Money, Money, It's Loads of Money

I thought they kidnapped people outside the studio and locked them in a closet with a computer?

  • 11.10.2011 5:45 PM PDT

lolnope.


Posted by: evilcam
See, this is why I probably should never have been selected. The OP is asking for serious answers to his honest and justifiable question. All I want to do in reaction is say "Bungie chooses ninjas based on how many times a member "lands" Foman's mom. The more you "get some" from her, the more qualified you are to be a moderator. I don't know how Foman himself was selected."

Which, is dishonest, lewd, crude, immature, and just below the standards that a ninja should conform to. I am a disgrace to my blinding odd colored text and uniform. My apologies OP, for failing you. My apologies Bungie, for not being the ninja you need. My apologies community, for not being the hero you deserve.

How did this get here?
Your post is bad and you should feel bad.

  • 11.10.2011 5:45 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: evilcam
My apologies OP, for failing you. My apologies Bungie, for not being the ninja you need. My apologies community, for not being the hero you deserve.

How did this get here?


You could always lock Foman's troll thread to redeem yourself. :p

  • 11.10.2011 5:45 PM PDT

I don't always ban people but when I do I laugh uncontrollably...that's if I was a Forum Ninja.

Truth is a matter of perception.

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Posted by: evilcam
See, this is why I probably should never have been selected. The OP is asking for serious answers to his honest and justifiable question. All I want to do in reaction is say "Bungie chooses ninjas based on how many times a member "lands" Foman's mom. The more you "get some" from her, the more qualified you are to be a moderator. I don't know how Foman himself was selected."

Which, is dishonest, lewd, crude, immature, and just below the standards that a ninja should conform to. I am a disgrace to my blinding odd colored text and uniform. My apologies OP, for failing you. My apologies Bungie, for not being the ninja you need. My apologies community, for not being the hero you deserve.


...


OT: Have you not heard of the wet noodle?

  • 11.10.2011 5:45 PM PDT

What a hipster.

Posted by: evilcam
"Bungie chooses ninjas based on how many times a member "lands" Foman's mom. The more you "get some" from her, the more qualified you are to be a moderator. I don't know how Foman himself was selected."
I'm not touching any woman Qbix has already been on.

Hey evilcam, I made a Qbix joke (kinda), can I be a mod now?

  • 11.10.2011 5:46 PM PDT
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Posted by: TGI Skuldier
Posted by: Chobo 66
I threw up on a girl while I was having sex.

Did you keep going?

Posted by: evilcam
How did this get here?

Thank you.

  • 11.10.2011 5:49 PM PDT
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The exact details are a closely-held secret, but I can tell you (on excellent authority) that the system is modelled on the international drinking rules i.e. no one may refer to anyone by their name, neither may anyone answer any question directly.

  • 11.10.2011 5:59 PM PDT

Hello, I'm Mr AwesomePizza. I like pizza and I'm a man. Reasoning for the name. I like to listen to the classics of music, write poetry, play video games, and much much more. I'm always down for a nice chat, so please hit me up for some conversation.

They select members that they could trust to moderate the forums.
That or, dart board.

[Edited on 11.10.2011 6:01 PM PST]

  • 11.10.2011 6:01 PM PDT
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Posted by: TGI Skuldier
Posted by: Chobo 66
I threw up on a girl while I was having sex.

Did you keep going?

I'm trustworthy!

  • 11.10.2011 6:05 PM PDT
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Well you see, Sir, it involves a dark room and a wet noodle...

In all seriousness though, Bungie selects their moderators logically and secretively. No further explanation, therefor, is possible or warranted.

  • 11.10.2011 6:08 PM PDT

Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth, you'd get a lot of free games.

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

I'm pretty sure colonoscopies are involved.

  • 11.10.2011 6:09 PM PDT


Posted by: evilcam
See, this is why I probably should never have been selected. The OP is asking for serious answers to his honest and justifiable question. All I want to do in reaction is say "Bungie chooses ninjas based on how many times a member "lands" Foman's mom. The more you "get some" from her, the more qualified you are to be a moderator. I don't know how Foman himself was selected."

Which, is dishonest, lewd, crude, immature, and just below the standards that a ninja should conform to. I am a disgrace to my blinding odd colored text and uniform. My apologies OP, for failing you. My apologies Bungie, for not being the ninja you need. My apologies community, for not being the hero you deserve.

How did this get here?

Hey, i'll take your job if you're not up to it...

  • 11.10.2011 6:10 PM PDT

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Posted by: FALSE R3ALITYx
And Cobravert is absolutely correct.

Posted by: Der Todesengel
"In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth and Cobra."
- Der

Deathmatch.

Really, who wants a wimpy ninja?

  • 11.10.2011 6:11 PM PDT

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