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Subject: How does Bungie select their Ninja's?
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i dont

  • 11.10.2011 6:15 PM PDT

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Posted by: Sixs N Sevens
I'm trustworthy!

As you may think. I am assuming that you read the link, and many users who have think that they are, but honest, most are not.

Sure, I hold a few of those traits, including proper grammar etc. A big one is knowledge of the website which I lack, and is why I ask many questions so that I can educate myself. I try not to ask to many questions and try to take it upon myself to research my question to try and find an answer, but if I cannot find it, I may create a thread about it in an attempt to get my question answered.

I also hold the trait of community invlovement and many others do. It is a pretty easy trait to hold even if you have not been aprt of B.net that long.

Helping others on the forums is a trait that not a lot of people hold and I myself are not always helpful. If there is a question that I can answer, I will try my best to explain, and if I do not, I will ignore the thread and leave it.

All and all, it is pretty hard to contain all of these traits equally and only a few do. These users are our friendly neighborhood Ninjas.

  • 11.10.2011 6:15 PM PDT
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I'm kerri6kout. Since wednesday night I am looking for charter bus Seattle because I am Archaeologist and I love hair extensions..

age in this forum

  • 11.10.2011 9:25 PM PDT

Generalizations.
Helping idiots hate other idiots since people have existed.

Hagrid busts down your front door and brings you a letter from Achronos.

Stosh got toast in his letter.

  • 11.10.2011 9:30 PM PDT

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Two words.

Wet. Noodle.

I must leave now. It isn't safe.

  • 11.10.2011 9:33 PM PDT
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They find forum ninjas by selecting members that seem mature enough.

They only need them when they need them. There's (really) no way to submit a resume.

By the way: this topic wouldn't ruin your chances of joining.

  • 11.10.2011 9:34 PM PDT

Learn to accept people interest.

Who ever pays them the most duh

  • 11.10.2011 9:36 PM PDT

The beta is super awesome. RogueAssassin27 is now the person who got my Totodile's nickname. Hoo-hah! Relevant.inb4lock

Where will you go? You know they will find you. They always find them.....
Posted by: Sonic343
Two words.

Wet. Noodle.

I must leave now. It isn't safe.

  • 11.10.2011 9:41 PM PDT

"We live in a special time; the only time where we can observationally verify that we live in a very special time" - Lawrence Krauss.

I was a finalist :P

Quite a simple process, really.

  • 11.10.2011 9:41 PM PDT

Posted by: WolfmanMaverick
You people have just sent my sides into orbit. A bunch of MLG try hards sucking the dick of some supposed pro half the thread hasn't even heard of. Classic.

I will tell you how I was selected. I can hold my breath for four minutes and I do not have a gag reflex.

  • 11.11.2011 5:29 AM PDT

A dartboard sounds cool!

  • 11.11.2011 5:42 AM PDT

To infinity, and beyond!
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Posted by: Phenomenon IV
Dart board?


or a spin wheel...

  • 11.11.2011 5:48 AM PDT

Oh hey there

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It's a metaphor for the 07s' lack of identity. too old to be newfa­g, yet too new to be oldfa­g, we wander b.net in search of a home, forever trying to be something we are not.

Posted by: Achilles1108
I will tell you how I was selected. I can hold my breath for four minutes and I do not have a gag reflex.
Achilles ladies and gentlemen.
*claps*

  • 11.11.2011 6:16 AM PDT

The beta is super awesome. RogueAssassin27 is now the person who got my Totodile's nickname. Hoo-hah! Relevant.inb4lock

mind


It has found the gutter.
Posted by: Achilles1108
I will tell you how I was selected. I can hold my breath for four minutes and I do not have a gag reflex.

  • 11.11.2011 6:34 AM PDT
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Positive vibes.

That sounds unlikely...

Posted by: spartain ken 15
They have a magic 8 ball.

They choose a random user name and shake the ball.

If it says yes, they're in.

  • 11.11.2011 8:45 AM PDT

Posted by: Dustin 6047
Troll confirmed. I never even insulted you

Posted by: Dustin 6047
OP - You're a dumbass with the reading comprehension skills of a second grader.


Can someone tell me what's wrong with these two, this made me LOL hard.


Posted by: evilcam
See, this is why I probably should never have been selected. The OP is asking for serious answers to his honest and justifiable question. All I want to do in reaction is say "Bungie chooses ninjas based on how many times a member "lands" Foman's mom. The more you "get some" from her, the more qualified you are to be a moderator. I don't know how Foman himself was selected."

Which, is dishonest, lewd, crude, immature, and just below the standards that a ninja should conform to. I am a disgrace to my blinding odd colored text and uniform. My apologies OP, for failing you. My apologies Bungie, for not being the ninja you need. My apologies community, for not being the hero you deserve.

How did this get here?
Does that mean I'm close to next?

[Edited on 11.11.2011 8:50 AM PST]

  • 11.11.2011 8:50 AM PDT

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It's a supply and demand thing. If they need one they make note of posters who follow the rules and make not of them, then from examples provided, the choose the best suited one.

it's that or loincloth knife fight to the death.

  • 11.11.2011 10:25 AM PDT

Whomever can withstand 777 lashes by wet noodle.

  • 11.11.2011 10:26 AM PDT
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Talk to the Soul | ~B.B. | Know Your Duardo |  | Hero | ISFJ | 77135 | 94371

"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

I was selected?

All I remember is waking up in a tub, naked, with a battery attached to the back of my head. They told me about this being the "real world" and how I'd have to live my life chained to a desk.

I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE NORM!

  • 11.11.2011 10:31 AM PDT
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Red or Blue?

Posted by: Duardo
I was selected?

All I remember is waking up in a tub, naked, with a battery attached to the back of my head. They told me about this being the "real world" and how I'd have to live my life chained to a desk.

I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE NORM!

  • 11.11.2011 10:34 AM PDT
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With awesomeness levels!

  • 11.11.2011 10:44 AM PDT
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Well, here we are. I guess that it was destined to come to this.

Posted by: Achilles1108
I will tell you how I was selected. I can hold my breath for four minutes and I do not have a gag reflex.

Now that brings back memories.

Call me?

  • 11.11.2011 10:51 AM PDT
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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: Achilles1108
I will tell you how I was selected. I can hold my breath for four minutes and I do not have a gag reflex.

Now that brings back memories.

Call me?

Woah dere.

  • 11.11.2011 11:08 AM PDT
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....

None are truly worthy.

  • 11.11.2011 12:33 PM PDT

"Koolen, I lift skinny b*****s like you."
~Wise words of Shaka, part I.

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Wrong. Those with truly amazing beards may be selected to work as a Ninja... Though the problem is when they, the beards, reach divinity. I suggest sleeping with two katanas, a belt of kunai, a fully loaded semi-auto shotgun, and a large machine gun.

Urk and Sage may find you.



None are truly worthy.


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