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Subject: How does Bungie select their Ninja's?

Dead Mans Hand-Always Loaded.

I WAS SOCK

Posted by: Achilles1108
I will tell you how I was selected. I can hold my breath for four minutes and I do not have a gag reflex.
Its not fair that some people are just born with those talents.

  • 11.11.2011 12:57 PM PDT

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Bungie has a giant list posted in their broom closet. They cover their eyes with one hand, point their index finger out in front with the other hand and wave their arm around for 7 minutes. After that they slam their finger on the wall and whatever username they land on gets drafted b.net forum ninja.

  • 11.11.2011 1:28 PM PDT

Words of wisdom all around, but no one ever seems to listen. The words are all around but the words are only sound. But nobody seems to listen. Instead they'll say, "Well how could we of known?" I'll tell em, "It's really not so hard to tell. keep adding stones, and the water gets lost in the well."

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They remove the head of a chicken, and let it run around. When it falls, they use Egyptian magic to decipher the trail of blood into letters. Pretty easy.

Same way our presidents are chosen.

  • 11.11.2011 1:30 PM PDT

The tide is turning, brothers! Let us take our kingdom back!

A B.net-wide game of Twister. You win, you get selected.

  • 11.11.2011 10:33 PM PDT

Glory and fame, blood is our name!
Souls full of thunder, hearts of steel!
Killers of men, a warrior's friend!
Sworn to avenge our fallen brothers!
Sons of the gods, today we shall die.
Open Valhalla's door!
Let the battle begin, with swords in the wind! Hail Gods of War!

A selection process more rigorous than the Navy SEALs'. Trolls are one of humanity's greatest threats.

  • 11.11.2011 11:55 PM PDT
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Mourne not your comrades who must dwell / too strong to strive -
Within each steel-bound coffin of a cell, / Buried alive;
But rather mourne the apathetic throng / The cowed, and the meek -
Who see the world’s great anguish and its wrong / And dare not speak.

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You know, I always assumed it went something like this.

[Edited on 11.12.2011 1:24 AM PST]

  • 11.12.2011 12:08 AM PDT

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