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Subject: Would you accept a job at Bungie?

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But there's a catch. You are to be the very definition of lacky. You'll be given minimum wage and you will essentially be Bungie's b-i-you-know-what.

But you get to test all of their games early and reap the rewards they get, like the "Care Package" of MW3 copies you'd get one too.

Also, living quarters would be provided. A random closet somewhere in the building.

Food will also be provided, a steady stream of various snacks they like.

Also, you have to test out the slingshot for them because the last guy had to be scraped off the pavement with a comically oversized spatula.

Worth it?

  • 11.10.2011 6:50 PM PDT

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No. I live in Pennsylvania.

Edit: And I like it here.

[Edited on 11.10.2011 7:01 PM PST]

  • 11.10.2011 6:50 PM PDT
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  • 11.10.2011 6:51 PM PDT

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  • 11.10.2011 6:53 PM PDT

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  • 11.10.2011 6:54 PM PDT
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How long do I have to work there?

  • 11.10.2011 6:54 PM PDT

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it depends, I can do game testing.

I am not qualified for like design or anything else. That requires schooling and to be more programming savy which I am trying to learn.

  • 11.10.2011 6:55 PM PDT

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How long do I have to work there?


Life, barring unforeseen circumstances like an entire new company forming for the sole purpose of making one of the games Bungie used to make.

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Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

What about health and dental?

  • 11.10.2011 6:56 PM PDT

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What about health and dental?


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What about Iphigenia and hygiene?

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Posted by: x Foman123 x
What about health and dental?


Health - All the fritos you can eat.

Dental - Bungie brand toothbrushes.

  • 11.10.2011 7:01 PM PDT

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What about health and dental?

  • 11.10.2011 7:01 PM PDT

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I lol'd at the absurd miscommunication that occurs whenever dibbs post something. Perhaps his brain is so highly evolved that he can no longer clearly communicate with lesser life forms, even among his own species.

This is going to sound comically redundant but I wouldn't want to take a job that involves doing things I don't enjoy doing. I'm rapidly approaching the point in my life where a job isn't just an upgraded version of an allowance but rather a platform on which to build a career. No matter how awesome Bungie is, if I was just getting them coffees all day, both they and I would be wasting my potential (leading me to probably quit).

  • 11.10.2011 7:03 PM PDT

There comes a time in every mans life... and that time is not now.

No, i wouldn't take it. I'd have to move to the US, and i don't think that the minimum wage i would get paid would be sufficient to live on my own.

I am a bungie fan, but not enough of one to screw up my life a little bit.

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Posted by: dibbs089
This is going to sound comically redundant but I wouldn't want to take a job that involves doing things I don't enjoy doing. I'm rapidly approaching the point in my life where a job isn't just an upgraded version of an allowance but rather a platform on which to build a career. No matter how awesome Bungie is, if I was just getting them coffees all day, both they and I would be wasting my potential (leading me to probably quit).


You have to understand that most of the people on here answering this question aren't at the age where they're thinking about a real career in their immediate future. For us, it is only half a year away, but for most it is many years away.

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It would highly depend on how I am doing when they offer.

  • 11.10.2011 7:31 PM PDT
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  • 11.10.2011 7:44 PM PDT

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I foresee a problem. How would a pathologist fit into Bungies hierarchy?

I don't think I could. I don't have a passion for it.

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  • 11.10.2011 7:47 PM PDT

As long as I'm wearing a spartan suit while being thrown then hell yeah!

  • 11.10.2011 7:50 PM PDT

Yes, I AM just that awesome.

I would suck their collective dicks to do that.

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Anything to work for the best gaming studio out there...Absolutely I would accept it.

Although, if I'm getting payed a low amount I would have a second job on weekends that pays more. (If I could.)

  • 11.10.2011 8:11 PM PDT

I would if there was a chance to get a promotion. If not then no I wouldn't.

  • 11.10.2011 8:13 PM PDT

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