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Subject: Does Bungie have a secret initiation for employees?

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Well, do they?

  • 11.10.2011 7:54 PM PDT

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Yes.

  • 11.10.2011 7:55 PM PDT
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If they existed how would we know? You do know the definition of "secret", right?

  • 11.10.2011 7:55 PM PDT

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It involves a wet noodle. And shackles.

  • 11.10.2011 7:56 PM PDT

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Posted by: American Recoil
It involves a wet noodle. And shackles.
That's only ninjas. The Employee one is MUCH worse.

EDIT: ZOMG UR BLUE IZ GONE!!!

Edit: Now it's back. I swear it was grey.

[Edited on 11.10.2011 7:58 PM PST]

  • 11.10.2011 7:57 PM PDT
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Wrong post = drop in title. Everyone knows that.

That was cool-looking.
Posted by: CrazzySnipe55

Posted by: American Recoil
It involves a wet noodle. And shackles.
That's only ninjas. The Employee one is MUCH worse.

EDIT: ZOMG UR BLUE IZ GONE!!!

Edit: Now it's back. I swear it was grey.

@Crazzy: It was grey. I saw it as well.

[Edited on 11.10.2011 7:59 PM PST]

  • 11.10.2011 7:59 PM PDT
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  • 11.10.2011 8:00 PM PDT
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This sounds like a good question for The Webmaster.

  • 11.10.2011 8:00 PM PDT

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Posted by: evilcam
This sounds like a good question for The Webmaster.


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  • 11.10.2011 8:14 PM PDT

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  • 11.10.2011 8:40 PM PDT

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Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

Posted by: drummer0702
If they existed how would we know? You do know the definition of "secret", right?
He guessed. If they do, then we won't hear from him again. If they don't, any try to convince us they don't will backfire.

  • 11.10.2011 11:19 PM PDT
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Positive vibes.

You should apply and find out for yourself.

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  • 11.11.2011 8:47 AM PDT

All you need to know is that they wire me money everytime they hire a new employee. Connect the dots ;)

  • 11.11.2011 9:02 AM PDT
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At a guess, it probably involves a tour of the studio, being introduced to people, and having a couple of days to familiarise themselves with whatever project they are going to be working on.

  • 11.11.2011 9:29 AM PDT
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You forgot about the sacred ritual where the webmaster shoots a god ray of Bungies secrets and inside jokes into the soul of the new guy.

Or was that a 1-2 year ritual?

Posted by: Telec
At a guess, it probably involves a tour of the studio, being introduced to people, and having a couple of days to familiarise themselves with whatever project they are going to be working on.

  • 11.11.2011 9:33 AM PDT