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i poop big. real big. its always clogging up the toilet. everyone gets mad at me when it clogs.
i just leave it in there but then it rots and stinks up the whole upstairs.
i came up with the idea, "poo stick". i take a wooden stick and smash my poo into an orange paste. this makes it easier to flush the poo.
one time after smashing my poo, i had a crazy idea. i stuck the stick in my mouth. and shaved little orange pieces off with my teeth. the flakes landed on my tounge and created a stinky aroma. they melted like butter.
now, there is no poo stick. i simply poo into my hands, fold it into a nice sandwich, and chow down. you have to take slow bites because sometimes the poop slops on the ground, and mommy hates that.
my favorite flavor is chunky green. whats yours?