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Subject: What are the funniest things you've seen in Multiplayer..
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Ok i'm sorry if this has already been done but i was just curious. You're playing Halo online and you go into a server and some of your team mates are unintenionaly making/doing the most stupid thing(s) that they have "noob" tattood on their helmets.

I must say i love it when they do these things because if i get angry then the funny things they do cheer me up a lot. It's not the fact that it's funny, it's the fact that they've just totally done it with no intention of it back firing or being blatently stupid.

So post your experiences here if you want =-)

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  • 04.28.2006 10:54 AM PDT
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There was this one time when I was owning all these people in slayer. I had like one kill to win and I was ahead by like 15 so I decided to have a warthog derby with this one dude. We were bashing each other and I decided to see how long I could grind my tires going up a hill. ( I had one kill to win so I had some fun.) Anyway he got out and shot me with a rocket while I was grinding my tires. He laughed at my death only to be crushed by my warthog flying backwards and landing on him. That won me the match. He was so mad ROFL!!!

  • 04.28.2006 10:58 AM PDT
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Well you p*ssed on his bonfire! Lol.. I've seen many funny things especially on CTF:

On Blood Gulch i was defending our base from the inside near an entry point and then one of my team came in backwards and was obviously shooting at somebody then he lobbed a plasma grenade at this person through the entrance.. Only problem is he threw it too high and it bounced off the top of the door way and landed on his back.. He'd turned around to face me thinking the nade had successfully made it out of the base and i'm like "OMG!! RUN!!" Luckily i made it into the main room in time!

Another thing that cracks me up is when somebody runs all the way to the middle, gets the active camouflage THEN gets into a tank.. I swear they must think that because they're invisible anything they get into will also become invisible..

Another time i climbed this ladder and stopped very suddenly and looked up as the barrel of a scorpion tank emerged over the edge i was like "gulp" luckily he some how commited suicide lol

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  • 04.28.2006 11:06 AM PDT
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That is most righteous

  • 04.28.2006 11:08 AM PDT
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What is? Lol

  • 04.28.2006 11:09 AM PDT
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The tank thing because I can just imagine some loser sitting at home going "you can't see me even though there is only one cockpit and the tank cant move by itself. I am invincable muhahahahah"

I think thats hilarious LMAO!!

And then they get sniped and go how the hell did that happen !?!? LOL

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  • 04.28.2006 11:12 AM PDT
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Oh trust me it is! Watching them get the camo then get into a tank, the tank light comes on, the rumblin starts and they're driving around and i'm standing there thinkin..Well i aint even thinking i've just got a blank expression on my face lol...

A similar thing happened with a warthog.. We were driving to their base and my gunner went "STOP!!!" so i thought "eh up he's got a plan!!" so i stop, he gets out, gets the camo and gets back in again and just carries on gunning.. Pointless to say the least (unless we made it to their base)

Another time i was driving and it was a rocket hog and my gunner wasn't firing a single shot and i'm like "WTF is he doing???" so i keep driving and then i see an apponent like a foot away THEN my gunner fires a rocket at the ground and misses him.. But he doesn't miss us ohhh no.. We get blown to peices!

  • 04.28.2006 11:16 AM PDT
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*TRUE STORY*

Once, on Death Island CTF, this particularly irritating guy kept spawnkilling on the teleport. My team managed to kill him, so I decided to return the tank to them... So I drove the tank right over the edge of blue base, and got a triple kill (sweet!). I got out of the tank quickly, hoping to grab the flag, when *BAM!* a warthog comes flying out of nowhere and lands right on my head. It looked like my teammates had the same idea I had...

Another time on Infinity, I managed to run all the way up to the banshee pad, when someone inconsiderately throws a plasma nade up onto it. I;d just gotten into a shee, and was quite ticked off by that. I guess the empty banshee felt my pain, and fell on the idiot who threw then nade. *Crunch*

  • 04.28.2006 11:26 AM PDT
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Heheh serves him right!

Not a funny moment exactly but a true story (not that exciting) In Danger Canyon i walked all the way from our base over the main battle area to their base, killed about 5 of them, stole their flag and made it all the way back to our base on foot.. The whoal time i was thinkin "plz dnt die plz dnt die.." and then it got better..(on the way back to our base with the flag..) I walked RIGHT IN FRONT of an apponent and the idiot didn't even do anything.. I know he wasn't inactive cos he was moving around so i cautiously and maybe foolishly approached him thinking "this isn't gonna work he's gonna see me!" and i walked right in front of him and out the entrance thinking "OMFG!! How the hell did he NOT see me i'm not even invisible!!" lol

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  • 04.28.2006 11:57 AM PDT
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whoa, i cant believe the dude didnt see you at all...xD your heart must have been beating 3 million times PER SEC! lol

  • 04.28.2006 1:01 PM PDT
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It's called "Active Camouflage", not "Yay, I can do whatever the hell I want because I'm completely invisible!" for a reason. I've taken down many noobs who think they're invincible simply because they're harder to notice. But I see right through them. (Pun not intended.)

There was a thread like this one before, "Halo PC Moments", does anybody remember?

  • 04.28.2006 1:05 PM PDT
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How dare you???? I had NO active camouflage AT ALL!! Ok take note of this... It was Danger Canyon... The camouflage was BELOW me by about 15 foot so how the hell could i have gotten the camo, walked to their base, taken their flag, walked again, gone in front of him.. I'd have run out of camo.. He was fighting with somebody though so maybe his attention was occupied but i DID walk right in front of him with NO camo.. I rarely use camo cos that is for sneaks

  • 04.28.2006 1:14 PM PDT
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I wasn't talking about you! I was merely stating a fact! The Active Camo has its uses but it won't win wars.

Good job sneaking into their base though. I do that all the time and I laugh when I get a score.

  • 04.28.2006 1:20 PM PDT

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  • 04.28.2006 1:21 PM PDT
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Oh yeah, man I love that vid.

Hilarious.

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  • 04.28.2006 1:26 PM PDT
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Yeh i drove there one time by myself (after my gunner cowardly bailed) and i got naded at their base.. I wiped out a fair few of them with a nade and a pistol before getting killed myself but it was satisyfing..

To me it's not about getting the flag but knowing you stopped somebody from getting yours

  • 04.28.2006 1:28 PM PDT
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Especially when defending my base with the shotgun, and the satisfaction that follows after giving my enemy a face full of buckshot.

  • 04.28.2006 1:29 PM PDT
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Funny you should mention that.. Today, after reading a few posts on here, i actually tried to fight off the offensive with a shotgun but i found it innacutate for my likings.. I think i'll stick with my pistol lol..

  • 04.28.2006 1:32 PM PDT
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I think i'll stick with my pistol lol..
I would too. The shotgun is good for assaulting small enclosed bases but I always keep my pistol out. It's quite funny that one would use a pistol and keep a shotgun for backup. Unrealistic, I'd say.

  • 04.28.2006 1:35 PM PDT
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No not really... You'd keep a pistol as a primary BUT then you have a more "powerful" weapon as a backup... The enemy expects you to use your most powerful weapon against them so it's a suprise when you bring out an even more powerful weapon.. That's what i do if things get tricky ;-)

  • 04.28.2006 1:37 PM PDT
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Watching a vehicle randomly spawn on somebody is always good for a laugh(sp?).....

  • 04.28.2006 1:39 PM PDT
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Or better yet, having someone put a warthog over your teleporter to block it but end up teleporting anyways and popping up inside the warthog. It's a really cool glitch you guys should see sometime.

  • 04.28.2006 1:41 PM PDT
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Or better yet, having someone put a warthog over your teleporter to block it but end up teleporting anyways and popping up inside the warthog. It's a really cool glitch you guys should see sometime.


LOL, I did that once when some player parked a tank over the teleporter in death island. It was like i was inside the tank, and I could see the dude sitting in the driver's seat.

  • 04.28.2006 1:50 PM PDT
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LOL, I did that once when some player parked a tank over the teleporter in death island. It was like i was inside the tank, and I could see the dude sitting in the driver's seat.
OMG. I've never done it with a tank before, especially one with someone inside it!

Wait, let me guess, the guy moved his tank and you were instantly killed. Talk about wierd physics.

  • 04.28.2006 1:52 PM PDT
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Go to the Movie page link in my sig and watch the Hog explosion video. Fastmatt single-handedly obliterated our entire assault force.
lol that was fastmatt? once in blood gulch i just died and saw that my team had the flag. So i decide to provide air cover iwth a banshee (im not one of those noobs that runs onver ppl in it i actually use the weps). so this guy was keepin the flag carrier from getting away so i kill him. then he repawns and sticks me iwth a grenade. im thinkin SUICIDE and go for one final strafing run on him, the nade explodes, and the shee lands on him!!! lol that was hilarios.

  • 04.28.2006 2:09 PM PDT

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