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Subject: What are the funniest things you've seen in Multiplayer..
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Watching a vehicle randomly spawn on somebody is always good for a laugh(sp?).....

Sadly that's happened to me with a tank lol

[Edited on 4/28/2006]

  • 04.28.2006 2:11 PM PDT

Posted by: Nessy

The bungie.net community is the halo PC community that is renowned for being unbelieveably sucky.

On Infinity, you can get up on the cliffs using a shee. If you don't understand that, then this might not make any sense...

So anyway, I'm on blue team, and there is some dude up on the cliffs sniping my team from above. Nobody on my team knew what was going on and they were all running around like idiots. So I type to everyone, "guy on cliffs ABOVE base." Still nobody understood how high up the guy was.

So I carefully leave the base, find a shee, then get up on the cliffs myself with a sniper. So I'm running along the cliffs on the blue side, and I sneak up on this guy sniping my teamates. Understand that we are the only two people up on these cliffs....I walk up right behind him and snipe him through the back of the head. He falls down dead, I walk over his body, and he instantly quit. He must have been so angry as it was his first and only death.

  • 04.28.2006 2:20 PM PDT
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ok it was Death island CTF I was in front of the other base on there beach while my team mate got in a tank and got on top of the island. well therewas this group of reds just kind of standing in a group on the plaform of there base right outside the door. well I see my team mate in the tank on the cliff side right above them. he was trying to scoot the tank daown a bit so he could get a shot on them. Well i went a little 2 far and his tank went over and smashed the group of reds below.

  • 04.28.2006 2:42 PM PDT
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Well at least he got his target... Not the direct target but the same colour lol

  • 04.28.2006 2:48 PM PDT
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Posted by: Frnksnbns
I walk up right behind him and snipe him through the back of the head. He falls down dead, I walk over his body, and he instantly quit. He must have been so angry as it was his first and only death.


I'm sure he would have been all the angrier if you had melee'd him instead. Surely he wouldn't have been expecting that.

  • 04.28.2006 3:10 PM PDT
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I have to agree with that one. A melee is much more humiliating.

Speaking of which, I played a game a while ago, it was sniper assault on Boarding Action. I had to get the flag to plant it at the enemy base, but since the flag had to be at home to score, I simply waited for my teammates to return the flag so I could score, and while I was there I swear you would not believe the amounts of kills I got by simply meleeing them with the flag. Keep in mind that I was not host, but I still had a fairly low amount of ping so I basically beat down or no scoped everybody I saw. It was awesome. One of my enemies eventually brought me down (took them long enough) and returned the flag. But I got really upset because my teammates were unreliable and lost us the game. I got the most kills by simply no scoping everyone or meleeing them with the flag. Talk about humiliating.

  • 04.28.2006 3:17 PM PDT
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Someone copied my thread, LOL. Man no one acutually reads peoples moments in my thread only pastes and no reply to others. :( Wish my thread was like this...... :(

Anyways one time on Blood Gulch, suddenly when I was next to one of the entrances, this guy comes drives a hog into our base, I run back to one of the sides, but I got trapped, so I saw the guy and the hogs bumper up close and personal, I got hit in the face, LOL.

Another time similar to this, however with one thing different, on Blood Gulch I put one of the hogs in one of our entrances, then this guy coming at i think full speed rams another warthog into the one in the entrance, the other hog in the base got stacked on top of the guys warthog, then the two warthogs moved towards me at the side, I was going Omg not again and omg how is that even possible, LOL.I was trapped yet again, this time with 2 warthogs, taking up the entire space to the ceiling, it was kinda scary but mostly funny. You really had to be there to know how funny it was, LOL. This happened in the same game and withen minutes of my other one.

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  • 04.28.2006 10:07 PM PDT
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Ah, they didn't copy your thread, he didn't even know it existed. And besides, your thread has a lot more posts than this thread, so don't be sad. Besides, this thread is about telling funny things you've seen in Halo's multiplayer, not special moments.

But anyways, some of the really funny stuff I see are the visual glitches. Such as the grenade animation, which is quite awkward. Have you ever noticed when someone throws a grenade while moving their feet spread apart as if they were standing still but they keep moving?

  • 04.29.2006 4:00 AM PDT
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One thing i often find funny but a little annoying is when you join a server and the enemies flag just happens to be near or on the place you spawn.. You spawn and all of a sudden "Red team has the flag" and your actually holding their flag and you go "DAH!" and start running lol.

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  • 04.29.2006 5:19 AM PDT

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seeing a guy with a flag run into their base to score when one of our guys is lurking inside, has a rocket and shoots the guy, I'm on the cliff in blood gulch, and I missed sniping the guy, so all I see is this big cloud of smoke, blood, and a body fly back, and then "blue team flag returned" it was hilarious

  • 04.29.2006 6:32 AM PDT
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Posted by: Master Kim
LOL, I did that once when some player parked a tank over the teleporter in death island. It was like i was inside the tank, and I could see the dude sitting in the driver's seat.
OMG. I've never done it with a tank before, especially one with someone inside it!

Wait, let me guess, the guy moved his tank and you were instantly killed. Talk about wierd physics.


Actually the dude didn't move and I ended being killed by a banshee lol.

  • 04.29.2006 6:45 AM PDT
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What you had that extra shieling, being a spartan tank, and you still got killed by a shee? Lol

seeing a guy with a flag run into their base to score when one of our guys is lurking inside, has a rocket and shoots the guy, I'm on the cliff in blood gulch, and I missed sniping the guy, so all I see is this big cloud of smoke, blood, and a body fly back, and then "blue team flag returned" it was hilarious

I would have loved to have seen that! Lol

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  • 04.29.2006 6:51 AM PDT
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banned off of 3 servers for saying Dr. Pepper is better than coke.

  • 04.29.2006 11:21 AM PDT
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Posted by: ROBO LEADER
banned off of 3 servers for saying Dr. Pepper is better than coke.


That's a classic. :P

Oh and today I saw the Bungie-CTF1337 server :P

  • 04.29.2006 3:32 PM PDT
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Dr Pepper IS better than Coke though! Lol

  • 04.29.2006 3:50 PM PDT
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Well, one time I think I or osmeone else on my team put a hog on the teams teleport on Blood Gulch, then suddenly 3 guys pop out in the driver and passenger seat. It was funny, they were all in one line, grouped in a circle and you could see all of them, then some of them started spinning around to find out what happened, then they atarted dying. My teammates were all standing around watching, it was too funny.

  • 04.29.2006 4:02 PM PDT
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the other day i was in sidewinder and i was guner in the roket hog. we went to atack the enyme base, and my driver drove into the enyme base. i miscalculated the distance betwen us and an enyme, and blew up him, my driver, and myself. My driver then said WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING CHEESEMASTER! THAT WAS DELIBRAETE

  • 04.29.2006 6:20 PM PDT
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Well a guy named BUNKER BURGER, once came to me. I was in the base, arming myself with ammo, so I turn around I see him. He starts crouching like crazy like if humping and says: I love you!! I love your face!!
So he follows me. I got in a warthog and he get into another hog and follows me. When we get to the enemy base, he follows me. He got into my way and keeps saying: I love you!! So they melee him and then shoot me.
And that's how I lost because of some homo-blam!- -blam!-.

  • 04.29.2006 7:14 PM PDT
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its also realy funie when people get killed by a vehacle that just respaned. your just runing through the base when this hog lands on your head! WHAM!

  • 04.30.2006 2:19 PM PDT
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Once i crouched and i ducked a ghost which crashed into a wall and blew up.

  • 04.30.2006 2:38 PM PDT
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Earlier on BG there was me and this guy and he started showing me how to hide in this rock so after ages of trying and getting everything lined up etc (u shud have seem him he was like one of them scientists that holds a wet finger to the wind the way he was moving around and making adjustments)

Anyhoo we finaly get into this rock then he stops talking.. Then he comes out with "i wanna hump you.." I was like O.O and i couldn't get out of the rock!! He had a shotgun too owche.

  • 04.30.2006 3:26 PM PDT
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not really that interesting but on hang'em high i managed to get a double kill with an assault rifle

  • 04.30.2006 9:48 PM PDT

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Posted by: Iggwilv

*hands Kim a crowbar*
Here you will need this to help you get your foot out of the back of your throat, looks llike its in there pretty deep. And what is that on your face? Egg?! *hands Kim a washcloth*

it's not really something that happened which was funny, but what someone said.

so basically two people were playing and one sniped the other. so he goes ns to the guy who sniped him. to which the other guys responds: "DONT TELL ME IT WAS A ****ing NICE SHOT THATS WHY YOU DIED." it was funny because the guy was angry at the compliment.

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  • 04.30.2006 10:53 PM PDT
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cheesemaster, u better edit all of your posts, master kim is gonna come and yell at ya fer not using correct inglish.

  • 04.30.2006 11:10 PM PDT

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