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Subject: DeeJ Has Not, and Nor Will he Ever T-Bag! Latest Proof Here Now!

I acknowledge my user name is stupid. However, I promise I'm not.

Disclaimer: The latter is a lie.

After stalking our new assitant community manager - DeeJ, I managed to uncover something I believe to be of paramount importance, and it be something of which that certainly has the potential to shape the horizon of Bungie.net forever...

DeeJ has not and will never t-bag!

Proof 1 (2008)
Proof 2 (2010)

Firstly, I believe Bungie should issue a statement. Secondly, DeeJ needs to inform the community as to whether his stance on teabagging has differed now being an employee of Bungie. Finally, I believe we the community deserve an immediate and independent inspection of DeeJ to make sure something such as this will never be brought to the hands of the community again.

Please friends, discuss, speculate and of course condemn these recent findings.

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Update and Confirmation, 30th November 2011


If you haven't been living under a rock, the new community manager, DeeJ, started some Community Carnage last night. Luckily, your modest and humble OP managed to get in to the lobby and play some games with DeeJ and others.

Yes, I was there for the fun and carnage. But nevertheless my brain was filled with suspicion over DeeJ's stance on t-bagging, and whether or not it had changed, and so, as a dedicated investigator I managed to uncover some solid confirmation - DeeJ will never t-bag.

I discovered this through patient and heavy listening, and succeeded as I heard DeeJ state on multiple occassions: "No t-bagging, guys" and "I don't ever t-bag. If I did, I'd be banned from my own group".

One day, DeeJ will crack, and will the begin to t-bag...

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Update and Further Confirmation, 14th Jamuary 2012

It is a new year. With the arrival of 2012, I was expecting to see a change in DeeJ, a new stance on T-bagging, even a new man...

However, your modest, noble narrator, is yet again here to bring the unfortunate and upsetting news that DeeJ still does not agree with T-bagging.

Evidence: Control+F 'RigZ Boi' once on this link

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Bungie.net Conspiracy 2011 - 2012

[Edited on 01.13.2012 4:20 PM PST]

  • 11.15.2011 11:43 AM PST
Subject: DeeJ has not and will never t-bag!

What a hipster.

Of course not. He Deebags.

  • 11.15.2011 11:45 AM PST
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vanert says: Apparently he went to college with Stosh.
Killane says:
Stosh went to college?
Posted by: stosh
I'm a college dropout.

Deej and Nos should be friends.

  • 11.15.2011 11:46 AM PST

I acknowledge my user name is stupid. However, I promise I'm not.

Disclaimer: The latter is a lie.

Source?

If this is simply fiction of yours, I'm afraid I will have to PM DeeJ. The truth must be told to the masses.

... Bungie.net conspiracy 2011.

Posted by: Commander GX
Of course not. He Deebags.

  • 11.15.2011 11:50 AM PST

Join the Bungie Kids Podcast Group!

Listen to our podcast and listen to us talk about the latest Bungie news and Halo: Reach updates!

When I grow up, I want to be just like goofenhour.

He has self respect, of course he doesn't tee-bag.

  • 11.15.2011 1:20 PM PST

Matt - Like a G Pix, like a, like a G Pix....

OP: And your point is?

  • 11.15.2011 1:21 PM PST

Rock Chalk Real Talk
Minnesotan, currently going to school at KU.


@Geegs30

The fact that he doesn't t-bag out of self respect is a backhanded insult. He means he can't bring himself to deface his own crotch with the corpse of someone as lowly as his opponent.

This guy is good.

  • 11.15.2011 1:22 PM PST

“Oh, it’s a little bit of everything, it’s the mountains, it’s the fog, it’s the news at six o’clock, it’s the death of my first dog, it’s the angels up above me, it’s the song that they don’t sing, It’s a little bit of everything.”
- Dawes, A little bit of everything

This is indeed concerning.

  • 11.15.2011 1:23 PM PST

"We live in a special time; the only time where we can observationally verify that we live in a very special time" - Lawrence Krauss.

I was a finalist :P

There are other ways to annoy players. Just look what happens when an elite kills you in Halo CE. He (it?) mysteriously runs up to the camera, and releases a burst of plasma into your dead body, while laughing hysterically. Any evidence to suggest that DeeJ does not do this?

  • 11.15.2011 1:25 PM PST


Posted by: Zealot Tony
There are other ways to annoy players. Just look what happens when an elite kills you in Halo CE. He (it?) mysteriously runs up to the camera, and releases a burst of plasma into your dead body, while laughing hysterically. Any evidence to suggest that DeeJ does not do this?



DeeJ doesn't have unlimited ammo.

  • 11.15.2011 1:30 PM PST

I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.

Posted by: BRADEN OWNZ
Posted by: Zealot Tony
There are other ways to annoy players. Just look what happens when an elite kills you in Halo CE. He (it?) mysteriously runs up to the camera, and releases a burst of plasma into your dead body, while laughing hysterically. Any evidence to suggest that DeeJ does not do this?



DeeJ doesn't have unlimited ammo.

...Or does he?

At this point in time, I don't think we should discount any possibility.

  • 11.15.2011 1:40 PM PST

The closest you will see me get to celebratory corpse humping is ducking behind cover to avoid enemy fire when a fallen comrade or combatant just happens to be located on the ground of my position. Otherwise, I will find other ways to humiliate my opponents. They usually involve the front bumper of my Warthog.

That's just me. You are welcome to your antics. Squatting on the vanquished was not brought up during the job interview.

As for the original poster, I am impressed and [at the same time] slightly disturbed by your self-imposed homework assignment to investigate over three years of backlog chatter on this forum.

  • 11.15.2011 1:47 PM PST

Hi I'm RT and I like to argue!

Posted by: DeeJ
As for the original poster, I am impressed and [at the same time] slightly disturbed by your self-imposed homework assignment to investigate over three years of backlog chatter on this forum.
If you think he's alone, you're sorely mistaken.

  • 11.15.2011 1:49 PM PST

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: DeeJ
The closest you will see me get to celebratory corpse humping is ducking behind cover to avoid enemy fire when a fallen comrade or combatant just happens to be located on the ground of my position. Otherwise, I will find other ways to humiliate my opponents. They usually involve the front bumper of my Warthog.

That's just me. You are welcome to your antics. Squatting on the vanquished was not brought up during the job interview.

As for the original poster, I am impressed and [at the same time] slightly disturbed by your self-imposed homework assignment to investigate over three years of backlog chatter on this forum.


People have been scanning your posts to find anything they can talk about.

This may last a while.

But you must be a pretty cool person if you aren't T-bagging every 10 seconds like most of the pre-pubescents on xbox live.

  • 11.15.2011 1:50 PM PST

Our new Community Manager is confirmed for Beta with competitive sport. A real man humps until the corpse disappears.

Posted by: DeeJ
The closest you will see me get to celebratory corpse humping is ducking behind cover to avoid enemy fire when a fallen comrade or combatant just happens to be located on the ground of my position.

  • 11.15.2011 1:52 PM PST
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Well, here we are. I guess that it was destined to come to this.

Posted by: DeeJ
As for the original poster, I am impressed and [at the same time] slightly disturbed by your self-imposed homework assignment to investigate over three years of backlog chatter on this forum.

Just a little time, give to them and see what they are capable of you will.

If only slightly disturbed now, never will you be very disturbed?

PS: who in the hell is Wilby?

  • 11.15.2011 1:53 PM PST
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I <3 you too Bungie


Posted by: DeeJ
As for the original poster, I am impressed and [at the same time] slightly disturbed by your self-imposed homework assignment to investigate over three years of backlog chatter on this forum.
...but this is oh so like our community.

  • 11.15.2011 1:56 PM PST

Ad Infinitum


Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: DeeJ
As for the original poster, I am impressed and [at the same time] slightly disturbed by your self-imposed homework assignment to investigate over three years of backlog chatter on this forum.

Just a little time, give to them and see what they are capable of you will.

If only slightly disturbed now, never will you be very disturbed?

PS: who in the hell is Wilby?


Wilby is the antithesis to DeeJ.

  • 11.15.2011 1:56 PM PST

Key

...stop trolling. It's not funny.
Posted by: RigZ Boi
Source?

If this is simply fiction of yours, I'm afraid I will have to PM DeeJ. The truth must be told to the masses.

... Bungie.net conspiracy 2011.

Posted by: Commander GX
Of course not. He Deebags.

  • 11.15.2011 1:56 PM PST

Key


Posted by: DeeJI'm likin' the custom avatar, man.

  • 11.15.2011 1:57 PM PST
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O-3 US Army Reserves AMEDD APMC
"To conserve the fighting strength!"

Posted by: Jay120171
Bobcast: the only ninja to operate an ER out of his mom's basement


Posted by: DeeJ

As for the original poster, I am impressed and [at the same time] slightly disturbed by your self-imposed homework assignment to investigate over three years of backlog chatter on this forum.


Don't be. Several people have probably already read and saved your entire post history.

  • 11.15.2011 1:58 PM PST

The WorkPLace

Posted by: FALSE R3ALITYx
And Cobravert is absolutely correct.

Posted by: Der Todesengel
"In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth and Cobra."
- Der

Posted by: bobcast

Posted by: DeeJ

As for the original poster, I am impressed and [at the same time] slightly disturbed by your self-imposed homework assignment to investigate over three years of backlog chatter on this forum.


Don't be. Several people have probably already read and saved your entire post history.

Speaking from experience?

  • 11.15.2011 2:00 PM PST

Hi I'm RT and I like to argue!


Posted by: bobcast

Posted by: DeeJ

As for the original poster, I am impressed and [at the same time] slightly disturbed by your self-imposed homework assignment to investigate over three years of backlog chatter on this forum.


Don't be. Several people have already read and probably saved your entire post history.
FTFY.

  • 11.15.2011 2:01 PM PST

cars, girls & cake all day everyday

And your montage is weird, the album version of Waters of Nazareth is weak as -blam!- compared to the demo.

  • 11.15.2011 2:08 PM PST
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I am...whimsical today.

Posted by: bobcast
Posted by: DeeJ
As for the original poster, I am impressed and [at the same time] slightly disturbed by your self-imposed homework assignment to investigate over three years of backlog chatter on this forum.
Don't be. Several people have probably already read and saved your entire post history.
I'm transcribing it to the walls of my cell with whatever 'ink' I can find.

  • 11.15.2011 2:10 PM PST