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Subject: DeeJ has not and will never t-bag! Updated for lulz.

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One day, one day he shall fall to the dark side, and become a pupil of t-bagging.

  • 11.30.2011 6:48 AM PDT
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The End

‘The conscious is cancerous if allowed to linger’

"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."

I was disappointed that matchmaking put me on Deej's team in all the games we played. I had intended to T-Bag him at every opportunity.

  • 11.30.2011 8:14 AM PDT

His pleas did not stop me from filling his face with my crotch.

  • 11.30.2011 8:35 AM PDT
Subject: DeeJ has not and will never t-bag!

Is this really a thread?

  • 11.30.2011 8:40 AM PDT
Subject: DeeJ has not and will never t-bag! Updated for lulz.

Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien.
Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar.
tenn' Ambar-metta!

I am ashamed of myself, sometimes I do t-bagg....I feel dirty...

[Edited on 11.30.2011 9:04 AM PST]

  • 11.30.2011 9:04 AM PDT


Posted by: Tom T
I was disappointed that matchmaking put me on Deej's team in all the games we played. I had intended to T-Bag him at every opportunity.


Looks like you dropped the ball on that one.



c wut i did thar?

  • 11.30.2011 9:05 AM PDT

Posted by: Tom T
I was disappointed that matchmaking put me on Deej's team in all the games we played. I had intended to T-Bag him at every opportunity.

And being on his team stopped you from celebration crouching on his corpse anyways how?

  • 11.30.2011 9:28 AM PDT

Posted by: Tom T
I was disappointed that matchmaking put me on Deej's team in all the games we played. I had intended to T-Bag him at every opportunity.


People are usually disappointed to find themselves on my team for other reasons, such as my KDR. You keep your balls of my face, Tom.

  • 11.30.2011 9:54 AM PDT

“Oh, it’s a little bit of everything, it’s the mountains, it’s the fog, it’s the news at six o’clock, it’s the death of my first dog, it’s the angels up above me, it’s the song that they don’t sing, It’s a little bit of everything.”
- Dawes, A little bit of everything

Execute Order 66:
T-bag Xerxdeej at every opportunity in order to tempt him out of his noble ways.

  • 11.30.2011 9:57 AM PDT

What a hipster.

Posted by: Kickimanjaro
Execute Order 66:
T-bag Xerxdeej at every opportunity in order to tempt him out of his noble ways.
Or you could just use the "Gun to loved ones face" technique.

  • 11.30.2011 1:56 PM PDT

inb4someonepointsouttypo

DeeJ, when is the next one?
Posted by: DeeJ
Posted by: Tom T
I was disappointed that matchmaking put me on Deej's team in all the games we played. I had intended to T-Bag him at every opportunity.


People are usually disappointed to find themselves on my team for other reasons, such as my KDR. You keep your balls of my face, Tom.

  • 11.30.2011 2:00 PM PDT

I acknowledge my user name is stupid. However, I promise I'm not.

Disclaimer: The latter is a lie.

I thought it was pretty cool to be on your team. Your KDR probably suffers as your always focusing on the objective, and driving others in Warthogs (both good attributes). I remember you getting pretty pissed at one point when I wasn't firing at the Wraith when you were driving me ;)

I recall: Shouted by: DeeJ: "You're missing the wraith, Rigz! Focus on the wraith!

OT: You didn't seem to scared of me last night. I thought you'd be freaked out due to my consistent investigation concerning your stance on t-bagging.

Bungie.net Conspiracy 2011

Posted by: DeeJ
Posted by: Tom T
I was disappointed that matchmaking put me on Deej's team in all the games we played. I had intended to T-Bag him at every opportunity.


People are usually disappointed to find themselves on my team for other reasons, such as my KDR. You keep your balls of my face, Tom.

  • 11.30.2011 2:38 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: RigZ Boi
I thought it was pretty cool to be on your team. Your KDR probably suffers as your always focusing on the objective, and driving others in Warthogs (both good attributes). I remember you getting pretty pissed at one point when I wasn't firing at the Wraith when you were driving me ;)

I recall: Shouted by: DeeJ: "You're missing the wraith, Rigz! Focus on the wraith!

OT: You didn't seem to scared of me last night. I thought you'd be freaked out due to my consistent investigation concerning your stance on t-bagging.

Bungie.net Conspiracy 2011

Posted by: DeeJ
Posted by: Tom T
I was disappointed that matchmaking put me on Deej's team in all the games we played. I had intended to T-Bag him at every opportunity.


People are usually disappointed to find themselves on my team for other reasons, such as my KDR. You keep your balls of my face, Tom.


Deej is pretty cool. I gunned for him on a warthog a few times, we didn't blow up. :p

  • 11.30.2011 3:01 PM PDT

I acknowledge my user name is stupid. However, I promise I'm not.

Disclaimer: The latter is a lie.

I've saved all of the videos from last night, and I noticed how good a driver he actually is. The man does not bluff about his Warthog skills.

E.g. there is this video of us swerving around a Wraith in circles, we get fired at, we barrel roll and I manage to skill someone just before we land as the gunner.

Cool stuff.

Bungie.net Conspiracy 2011

Posted by: spartain ken 15

Deej is pretty cool. I gunned for him on a warthog a few times, we didn't blow up. :p

  • 11.30.2011 3:05 PM PDT

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I missed the memo.

  • 11.30.2011 4:24 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: Old Papa Rich
I missed the memo.


Well good thing that WAN'T Deej in that vid becuase he didn't have any armor effects.

  • 11.30.2011 4:29 PM PDT
Subject: DeeJ has not and will never t-bag! Updated for lulz.

I acknowledge my user name is stupid. However, I promise I'm not.

Disclaimer: The latter is a lie.

I almost fell for it, which would have led me to a brick on wall on my conspiracy. I'm glad I didn't.

Thanks for pointing that out, Ken.

Posted by: spartain ken 15

Posted by: Old Papa Rich
I missed the memo.


Well good thing that WAN'T Deej in that vid becuase he didn't have any armor effects.

  • 12.01.2011 1:43 PM PDT

There comes a time in every mans life... and that time is not now.

Posted by: Tom T
I was disappointed that matchmaking put me on Deej's team in all the games we played. I had intended to T-Bag him at every opportunity.

I was disappointed that matchmaking always put me on the other team. I never got to play with Deej :(

[Edited on 12.01.2011 1:58 PM PST]

  • 12.01.2011 1:46 PM PDT

I have never been disappointed to have you on my team. In fact I am honored that you are.

It is rather peculiar that the idea of you not t-bagging drives such farcical responses. But, you are now a star in the great gaming universe and the paparazzi will be on you to find your kryptonite.

May your example be illuminating in dark places.

  • 01.13.2012 1:00 PM PDT

I acknowledge my user name is stupid. However, I promise I'm not.

Disclaimer: The latter is a lie.

After my recent findings in DeeJ's latest contribution (it makes me sick to say that word, as it implies he is doing a good job...) to bungie.net, I have been forced to update this thread after my most recent, and perhaps shocking findings here.

Worldwide exclusive brought you to you by RigZ Boi. Who brought you other entertaining* threads such as: 'Metropolitan Police Skanking at English Street Carnival Video', 'Why the -blam!- is Chris Brown still a worldwide superstar?', 'Feel Like I'm Bill Murray When in this Forum... ', and 'Stop Being so Damn Super Cerial! '.

*may not be entertaining or a failure depending on your opinion.

  • 01.13.2012 4:35 PM PDT

Posted by: RigZ Boi
The man does not bluff about his Warthog skills.

I would never lead you on. All me. All matchmaking.

My sniping, on the other hand, is the subject of mass ridicule (you have to skip to the end to get the joke).

  • 01.13.2012 5:46 PM PDT
Subject: DeeJ has not and will never t-bag!

"No, Hoobla. No."
~DeeJ


Posted by: Commander GX
Of course not. He Deebags.

This!

  • 01.13.2012 7:40 PM PDT
Subject: DeeJ has not and will never t-bag! Updated for lulz.

I acknowledge my user name is stupid. However, I promise I'm not.

Disclaimer: The latter is a lie.

I've already seen your first link, you like to show it off ;)

Also, your DeeJTage is pretty good too. Deserves far more than 69 views. By the way, are all of those clips in the sniping vid yours? Because that overkill extermination I believe was done by someone else, and they were then awarded Recon armour for it. If that was you... nice stuff!

Am I right or wrong?

Posted by: DeeJ
Posted by: RigZ Boi
The man does not bluff about his Warthog skills.

I would never lead you on. All me. All matchmaking.

My sniping, on the other hand, is the subject of mass ridicule (you have to skip to the end to get the joke).

  • 01.14.2012 7:12 AM PDT


Posted by: DeeJ
You keep your balls of my face, Tom.


That's what she said.

  • 01.14.2012 7:48 AM PDT